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Seeking "Silver Soul"

Miao said: "If an apology can solve the problem, there will be no caesarean section in this world." Creditors "and more emphasis on cleavage, idiot!" Miao: "Cleavage is something I haven't got out once in my eighteen years!" " Creditor "Oh, I'm sorry, I can't get it out ..." God is happy. "I've never seen an adult treat a broken girl chased by hooligans!" Silver Time "Ah, because our hearts are as young as teenagers-besides, the guy who can hold a motorcycle with one hand in this country is not called a girl, but a wild orangutan." God is very happy. "My family is very poor. I only have rice for three meals a day. At least one egg for three meals a day? No, it makes no difference. At that time, those guys came to me and said, "You work here, and you can eat salmon and tea soaked rice for three meals! "I'm dying to hear that." Silver "what! Eat something different for at least three meals! " The new eight is just a motorcycle and an umbrella, so there is no need to be so persistent! In fact, I don't care what happens to motorcycles at all. The key is that there is a video tape borrowed yesterday in the car. At this rate, paying late fees will be a big problem. What should I do? "God is very happy." Don't worry about late fees, the money in the cash register will be available soon. " The new eight "you! ! Such a dirty heart is hidden in such clear eyes! ! "God is happy. "What license do you need to drive into someone?" Uncle Yin obviously has a nosebleed in happiness ... Is my chocolate delicious? "God is happy." How can you get a nosebleed when you eat chocolate? " Don't play dumb! ! There is an obvious sugar smell in the nosebleed! ! "God is happy" nonsense, I just dug my nose too deep. How can a girl of the age of Silver dig so deep! Are you a retiring policeman? ! "Yin Shi" New Eight ~ ~ What are you doing? Let me go! "New Eight" Don't! ! I don't want to be arrested alone! ! Won't you say "leave me alone, you go first" when you are in silver? "God is happy" Leave me alone and go to hell! Silver, are you kidding? Even if I die, I will take you with me! "When did you become a mother-in-law like a girl in Kyoto?" "You idiot, this is more expensive than Kyoto. Where are all the girls who are not mothers-in-law? It's because you are not tolerant enough that you don't have a lady's favor! "Silver" is nonsense! If I am not born with curly hair, I must be a first-class woman! "Gui" relies on curly hair to cover up the sad man with inferiority! ! There is nothing to be sad about being in silver. Only when people are driven by inferiority will they move forward! ! "Earthwork" and so on, if you hit the princess, can you afford it! "Okita" I won't make a mistake! My nickname used to be sniper ... "Earthwork" Hey! That's just your wish! "Tian Chong" People who pursue their dreams can exert themselves more than those who catch them! Kulikan: How long has it been since I saw you? You've changed a lot. "Catherine" ... is so corny that only young girls will feel happy when they say that they have changed; For mature women, you should say "You are still the same as before". "Curikan" huh! It's the same as before ... "God is happy." Get on your knees ... fool. "The Silver Age&; New Eight "? "God is happy" Your heads are too high! Two poor soldiers! Call me the factory director! Isn't it cool to call "New Eight" Queen? Factory director! "God is happy" because the factory director is more productive than the queen! Call me skinny factory director! Factory director, did you buy toilet paper? "noodle stall owner" is no problem! The money will be paid! I'm ready! "God is happy" Don't lie, how can a guy who can only make such soba noodles get paid? Anyway, your life is dull. Hey, try to say-dull and heavy-dull and heavy-Silver Age, there is an old woman behind you who is going to be furious. "Chongtian"? Really? That must be grandma from the candy store. I forged the winning sign of popsicle several times before, and now I am very angry. What should I do? "Silver wig," he said. "That's disgusting ~" Gui "What are you talking about? That means you, paper. " Silver "it's you, wandering outside with a pale face!" " "You are laurel, a face of poverty for a lifetime. Give me back the food you stole from me! What should I do if I drink too much strawberry milk during the day and go to the toilet first at night? But it's too cold outside the quilt. I don't want to climb out of bed, but my urine is getting stronger and stronger. My sphincter was out of control, so I decided to go to the toilet and rushed to the toilet to release this pleasure. I thought the same thing the moment I lived, but then I found that I was not in the toilet but in bed, but I couldn't stop. Nothing else. This is the real strawberry milk! God is happy that "I only ate such a bowl of rice" with my hands around my chest. " We don't care if we can call a container filled by three people at the same time a bowl. We call it a bathtub. "A Gui used rap for publicity: Yo! ! ! Yo! ! ! Yo! ! ! Do it now, wig! ! ! Do it now, wig! ! ! Fan Yi: Happy! ! ! Happy, Zhiyou! ! ! ! Do it again! ! ! ! I wonder what the sound of this Ishida is like? ) 2。 (After the red cherry chapter, Ayin is recuperating at Xinba's house) Miao: I made egg porridge! Let's go But Yin can't move yet! I'll feed you! A Yin: Here. . . . . Is this torture? (That's right! This is torture! Yin, please be happy! ) 4。 (When Dongcheng, the founder of Yagyu Four Kings, came to ask Wanshou to try to turn Jiubingwei into a real woman) Ayin: It is because I know the situation that it is not convenient to do it! Up to now, I have been trained as a boy. How can I be just a girl? Let you become a woman from now on, can you do it? Hmm? Cut off (beep! ) Come back later! Dongcheng: (pulls out a knife) Goodbye, step! Hello, Ling! * * * Note: The Japanese pronunciation of Dongchengbu, the name of Yagyu Siwang, is tojoh ayu. The name of strawberry 100% Toujou Aya is pronounced tojoh aya 5 in Japanese. (Fellowship Day, Jiubingwei cos Cyclops) Jiubingwei: According to Miao, fellowship is a battle between men and women. So I made some preparations. (A Jiu! Why are you so cute? ) 6。 A Yin: I thought love was a disease! It is said that women who can make men miss each other have caught a cold. It's not professional at all. You're having sex. On the other hand, you are really good and energetic! Sure enough, the idiot is. . . . . Miao grabbed her head and smashed her face on the table. When Shen Le pretended to leave with his father. ) A Yin: (with a painful face) Ouch! Why ... I think my part is still swollen badly. (god dizzy) 8. (The van was bombed. Hasegawa: (in hospital) Oh, my God! Just kill me. I know you have been angry with me for a long time. I don't like you either! Asshole! ! ! 9。 (Also in the hospital, I met three idiots with food poisoning) Hasegawa: Stop it, they and I will only rot. Shen Le: Don't mention the word rot. We are very sensitive to this word now. My father taught me to be gentle with beautiful women. Don't trust your father. Despite what he taught you, he finally married the ugly one. Are you talking about mom? You mean my mother! ? Yin: Just touch my ass! Do you know why the ass has two halves? Because even if you touch half of it, the other half is fine. Miao: No, the ass is a person, an angel and a relic. It turned out to be wings! Yin: What! You want romance! Boss Jugu: Then touch your chest! ! ! Miao: (Over the shoulder) I don't even have a chest. The box is a relic of ancient humans, used to hang missiles. A Yin: Who are you talking about? ! Silver: No, pp is split in two. This is new: Yin Sang, calm down. Whose pp is split in two? It doesn't matter if there is a little difference ~ everyone is different, and everyone is fine. Haven't you heard this sentence? Is it better than 1 or only. 1? Don't be so angry ... thinking that you can get along in the world as long as you are angry is all wet. The world is full of demons ~ listen up! Here's the secret! Yes, it is calcium! As long as you can get enough calcium, everything will be fine! Exams, wars and disputes between parents, the stinky ass of the person you like ... In short, as long as you get enough calcium, everything in the world will do whatever you want.