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Lazy. Tell me about it.

If you don't think I'm alarmist, then I'll talk about my view of laziness.

Laziness has changed the whole world.

Similarly, it is precisely because of laziness that the world will be like this.

Some people say that this is the best time and this is the worst time.

This passage is actually more like a bunch of nonsense when translated. As a lazy person, my understanding is that this era is a contradictory era, this era is a reference, and this era is constantly changing due to comparison (or "competition").

In a word, the world you see is what you look like.

I am a lazy person, and I am used to enjoying the pleasure of being lazy, so looking around, lazy people and lazy people are changing the world.

So, I think laziness is changing the whole world, and laziness has changed the whole world.

0 1.

For example, to better illustrate the problem.

This is the role of the "example" explained by the Chinese teacher in the Chinese class. Of course, the Chinese teacher may be more comprehensive and specific, but I just want to know the general meaning. It's not that I don't want to be lazy, but when I write this article, I will try to say more and more in detail. Maybe I can change the world? )

Then, I will use examples to illustrate that "laziness" is changing the world.

Let me tell you an example that everyone is familiar with.

Taobao, Alipay, WeChat payment, express delivery, all kinds of taxi software, ordering software. ...

Think about what the world was like before.

Of course, from a further distance, I am familiar with it.

In the previous world, barter was the first way of trading.

Then there was currency trading.

Later, there was a "bank".

Then there were markets, supermarkets and so on. (The history is not very good, and the specific evolution process needs to be further improved. )

Then there was online trading. (The prerequisite seems to be the network. )

Is this process because of laziness?

If everyone abides by the original rules and is not lazy, will online trading lose its meaning?

If everyone is satisfied with the enjoyment of the status quo, not enterprising and not lazy, then is it necessary to slash and burn in ancient times?

Because I am too lazy to go out, there are couriers, food delivery staff and some door-to-door services. Will I be too lazy to even get rid of these in the future? (until the relevant brain hole personnel continue to imagine the world. )

Of course, too many such examples will be boring.

But as you can see, because of laziness, the employment rate has suddenly increased, and there are more jobs, which has also promoted the flow of economy, trade and funds.

So, is it because we are lazy that the world is changing?

Of course, this is only the role of popularizing laziness. More importantly, how can we learn to be lazy?

02.

Laziness is always a question of comparison.

In my opinion, the way to be lazy once and for all must be the best way.

If you don't live, what can explain laziness better than this?

I am too lazy to live. What else can bother me? Is there anything else I need to try my best to do? Being a man? Doing things? No, it's not necessary.

So, in fact, we can also find that living is actually very tiring.

Of course, some people say that it is quite complicated to want to die.

No, you just want to be complicated.

There are thousands of causes of death in Qian Qian, natural, unnatural, man-made and various factors. It's not complicated as long as you want to die.

How many ways have I thought about dying before, people like me.

Really a lot, such as starvation, drowning, excessive blood loss, or even worse, finding a higher place to jump, or being infected with virus, will you die if you stay up late? What if you have too much sex? ……

There are many ways to die. The key is whether you are willing to be so lazy once and for all.

I don't think most people want to, so let's continue to talk about lazy methods.

03.

From the earliest contact with laziness to the use of tools. (Just a few examples)

The invention of transportation, the invention of communication tools, such as cars, such as BB machines and so on.

Judging from recent life experience, with the help of others.

Find experts, find professional teams, etc.

Then there is the use of human nature.

Seek advantages and avoid disadvantages, brainwashing (or education), faith, etc.

There is also the temptation of external psychological needs or material needs.

The exchange of power, material desire, sex, security, etc.

Forgive me for not knowing much common sense. If you need to add something in this area, you can leave a message and continue to add it.

Next, I will talk about my laziness in detail.

04.

For a person who thinks about how to be lazy all day, it is actually quite complicated to make it clear that he is lazy.

Laziness, in my mind, may be the same as most people think.

Laziness is nothing more than predecessors planting trees, and future generations enjoying the cool.

Or to put it another way, stand on the shoulders of giants.

Note that the focus here is on the predecessors, giants.

In other words, use others to achieve your own goals, or achieve your own goals faster, more convenient and more effectively.

Everyone has his own ambition, which leads to different people, plus congenital defects and advantages (talent), so that everyone's value is different.

Here, what I want to say is the second way to be lazy besides death.

If you have everything that others strive for, if you have everything that others need, if you only have what you want, then what do you need to work for?

The backer mentioned here can be your strong family background, michel platini, preferably your own father, and then your father is the richest man, which is the most powerful one.

Of course, as a China person, the biggest backer is the motherland (but there are too many people in China, so don't worry).

So, to put it simply, the second effective way to be lazy is to "beat dad".

This "father" is the so-called predecessor, giant.

If you were born without a good "dad" like me, unfortunately, or you don't have such a good life, then rely on them.

There are also some smart people's lazy ways, second best, to find a michel platini, seek support, or use someone to climb to the position of "dad" ... (Don't want to be too cumbersome, countless? )

05.

If your lazy heart is still alive, then I will continue to talk about my more methods.

If you don't want to die, but you don't have any big backers, such as being born in a rich family, then don't give up.

If you want to be lazy, there will always be a way.

Then, I will talk about how ordinary people should be lazy.

To do this, we must remember that we should not learn by rote, but use it flexibly. That is what ordinary people say, draw inferences from one another, draw inferences from another.

Below, I will illustrate various forms of laziness through a large number of life examples (rote learning is not allowed).

06.

When reading, I was punished by my teacher for naughty copying sentences (probably ancient poems).

At that time, smart people had begun to use three pens at the same time.

Is it faster to write with three pens than with one pen? This is the charm of tools.

With the ideal tools, you will be faster than others.

Of course, some people use their power to abuse power for personal gain and let "subordinates" help them copy.

Is it lazy to let others do what they should do?

Power is used here, of course, there may be some small favors and small friendships, but in general, isn't it cool not to do it yourself?

If you think this is laziness, that's fine, but you can definitely think of a better way to be lazy.

That is to play by the rules.

If you do it right, then you don't have to copy it. Is this the biggest laziness?

The above are some small feelings about the student days. Actually, being lazy is not that complicated, and there are many ways. You can use your brains, do things, use tools and ask others for help, but it is best to learn the basics well and avoid unnecessary laziness. This is the greatest laziness.

If someone has lazy skills or doubts in learning related fields, I would like to take some time to help you think about it, such as English multiple-choice questions. If it doesn't work, there will be a formula. I just don't know if it will work now. )

07.

If you see this place and think you can get started, then you have lost many of my best experiences.

What I want to say next is my daily laziness.

The same is true of using tools, but this is not the purpose.

(I'm really too lazy to add when I have time ...)