Any funny jokes?

1. If you want to be a winged bird in heaven, you will eat barbecue on earth; when spring flowers and autumn moon come, the past is all about barbecue; if heaven is affectionate, heaven will also grow old, and the right way in the world is to eat barbecue! I counted with my fingers, buddy, you are missing the five elements, what time is it tonight?

2. When one person plays skewers, it is about mood; when two people play skewers, it is about tacit understanding; when three people play skewers, it is about the world.

3. Big gold chain and small watch, three small barbecue meals a day! If you want to have a good summer, grilled skewers are an absolute must! Pork, beef, mutton and crayfish, partying in the early morning and late at night! Peanut and edamame ice beer, you won’t be able to leave until you drink it! There is true love in the world, and everyone loves the barbecue!

4. As long as the relationship is good, eat barbecue exclusively; as long as the relationship is deep, fake things will be taken as real; as long as the relationship is there, everything is wine.

5. How do you express love? Pour the cup full of wine, one cup after another, and then eat barbecue after drinking!