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A yellow-haired man will eat good things for a lifetime, and a black-haired man will eat tofu for a lifetime.

This sentence is what my mother often said when she was combing my hair. My hair is thin, thin, and thin. I often see other people’s braids that are thick, dark, and long. I can’t help but secretly look behind them to see their braids! My mother knew it and smiled and said: Silly girl, you don’t know that Huang Maomao will eat good food for a lifetime. You have a good life and you will enjoy it in the future. My mother said again: If you pinch your black hair, you will eat it for the rest of your life. It seems to be true. My hair used to be long, thick and black, and the braids were as long as my buttocks. At that time, my grandma was half paralyzed. Auntie, you Your uncle is married, your third aunt is still young, your third uncle was not born, and your grandpa passed away (it turns out that your third uncle was a posthumous son, your grandpa passed away in June of that year, and your third uncle was only born in August, so your third uncle’s life is enough It’s painful (I’ll elaborate on it later). I’m the only one who takes care of this big family. I hug your brother-in-law at night and often let him poop on his pigtails. Alas! Is my life miserable? I was still young at that time and didn’t know how hard my mother was suffering.

When we talk about the past, my mother talks endlessly and can’t stop. Speaking of big braids, we’re not done yet! My mother said again: After I got married, Liu Yuanfu’s wife (neighbor) asked others whose family this little daughter-in-law with big braids belongs to. She is so beautiful and handsome! When I heard that I was marrying Lao Xia, I curled my lips and said, "Hey, cow dung is inserted into the flowers!" (It shows that my father is not handsome) I asked my mother: Why don’t you keep such nice braids? If I had such nice big braids, I would never cut them off. Don’t you like it? My mother said: I like it. I have kept it for so many years. When I wash my hair, I use a large basin and it takes a long time for my hair to dry. I have been reluctant to cut it! I asked again: Then why was it cut again? My mother smiled bitterly and said: I will tell you why I cut my hair in big braids. I got married and gave birth to a girl a year later. After a short time, Huang Feng died (my sister is gone, and I don’t know what kind of disease Huang Feng is). ), I haven’t had a child for several years, and your grandma often beat me up against your father and asked us to divorce. She beat me often, but she didn’t divorce me. I married your father when I was seventeen, and he was twenty-four, seven years older. At that time, I couldn't beat him and had to run. But after taking two steps, he caught up and grabbed the pigtails and couldn't run anymore, so he was beaten! I was beaten several times, and each time my pigtails were grabbed and beaten. Later, when I got angry, I cut off my pigtails and had a youthful haircut! I asked my mother: Can’t I catch my hair this time? My mother said: I couldn’t catch my hair this time, but I still couldn’t run away. After a few steps, I caught up with you again. Your father cut my hair and beat me again! I was very angry when I heard: My father (as my father calls me) is too bullying and unreasonable. I have to ask him?

Later, when my grandfather came home, I asked him about this angrily. After hearing this, my grandfather said with a smile: How can this happen? Mother Xin lied to you and to children, just listen to her! I told my father seriously: Think about it if it is true! I believe in my mother! My father refused to admit his fault, and my mother went to wash the bowl, so I had no choice but to give up! Alas, I haven’t finished my homework yet, so I’m no longer busy!