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Talk about the classic language of the characters in Xianjian 3. Everyone wants it, for example:

(A) classic funny lines

1. Xue Jian: Why are you so greedy and want everything?

Jing Tian: Greed is the driving force of my life.

Si Nuo understood that meanness has something to do with your character.

Jing Tian: That's right.

2. Jing Tian: Get out, you go.

Xue Jian: Why?

Sedum; I'm-I'm afraid you'll flirt with me

Xue Jian: I'm afraid you will harass me.

3. Chang Yin: Are they poisoned?

Evergreen: They are not poisoned, and their eyes are still black.

Xue Jian: So what are you obsessed with?

He Miaomiao: I'm protecting my boss.

He Yiping: I am ... protecting myself.

4. Jing Tian: It turns out that the Thunderbolt Hall is under the Sanyuan tree. No wonder I lose money by wearing red shorts.

5. Jing Tian: Who wants you to have your teeth filled? You think wearing white clothes is a dentist.

6. Paris: You fought me honestly.

Jing Tian: I can't fight, let alone walk upright. I can't even beat Miss Chia Tang.

Jing Tian: I can't fight. If I am killed by you, you can pay me.

7. Jing Tian: I've ordered Jian, and it's still so cheap. You have to follow me. Can you beat me? Wait until you become a man.

8. Evergreen: Brother Jing, are you safe here?

Jingtian: It smells safe, but it smells unsafe.

9. Jing Tian: As for me, I am the most famous boxing champion in Yuzhou, with a weight of eight pounds.

Fox demon: I am also an ong bak diva who is full of wine and talent, and has no fist and no joy.

10. Zhao: Do you know how old I am this year?

Jing Tian and Xue Jian said, "I don't know."

Zhao: I am 30 years old today. I didn't see it!

Jing Tian: I didn't see it. I really didn't see it.

1 1. Snow See: Ah! ! ! ! Now this young lady suddenly feels that this way of jumping into a well to die is not heroic enough! So I'm going back to think of a more heroic way to die and die another day!

12. Jing Tian: I got drunk last night this summer. Did you leave any famous words?

13. Jing Tian (to Changqing): You love Zi Xuan.

He Miaomiao: I like chicken butt.

Jing Tian (to Changqing): Zi Xuan loves you.

He Miaomiao: Chicken butt loves me.

14. Jing Tian asked Changqing: Am I handsome today?

Evergreen said: jing elder brother, I really think you are particularly handsome today.

15. Jing Tian: Is he human?

Monster: Yes!

Jing Tian: How can a person live for 300 years? If he is alive, he will become a shemale!

16. Snow See: Xie Tiandi.

Jing Tian: What are you thankful for? There is already a Yao Xi in heaven. You don't even know what fruit you are. Why did you stay?

Xue Jian: I'm not finished. I want to say thank you first, and then refuse. This is called decline, which is the basic courtesy of being a man.

17. Xue Jian: Great Xia Changqing, they hit me as soon as I came in.

Evergreen: You, how did you become such a brother?

Xue Jian: There it is.

Evergreen: It's too much.

Jing Tian: I'm not exaggerating. She groped around the window in the middle of the night I thought she was a sex maniac. Now she's tying me up here.

Xue Jian: Actually, this woman is about to leave with a steamed stuffed bun.

He Miaomiao immediately put the steamed stuffed bun in front of Xue Jian.

Jing Tian: "If you want to stay, stay. Who doesn't know if you want to follow me? "

Snow See: "You! All right! Let's go, woman! "

Evergreen: "Miss Xue, please stay here."

Snow See: Good!

18. Jing Tian: You were holding the root of the wall in the aisle, and you vomited blood. What makes you!

19. Snow See: Dead disc teeth, stealing drinks.

Jing Tian: You dead pig bitch, are you eavesdropping on our conversation?

Paris: That's what you said. Never let go.

Jing Tian: Sorry, there is no proper discipline.

Jing Tian: You, get up. I want to have two drinks with Paris and say something.

Xue Jian: So what if I eavesdrop? I eavesdropped aboveboard.

20. Xue Jian said to Changqing: Marry me, or I will marry you.

2 1. Jing Tian shouted: I choose snow to watch! ! ! ! !

Xue Jian was very moved.

Fox demon: Have you chosen?

Jing Tian: Oh, no. I chose her to die.

22. Jing Tian: I don't understand! ? Do you know Xu's men?

Evergreen: I'm starting to get something.

Jing Tian: So tell me, how do they understand each other?

Evergreen: Obviously, they were attracted to each other from the beginning.

Jing Tian: No way! We were attracted to each other as soon as we met?

Evergreen: Brother Jing is the most sensitive type. Although we can't see each other, we can all feel each other.

Jing Tian: Why do I think she is ordinary? What's special about it?

Evergreen: Brother Jing, it may be common to you, but it is very attractive to many people, including me.

Jing Tian: Why do you think she is attractive? !

Evergreen: Of course, it is crystal clear, radiant and full of power. How charming.

Jing Tian: You, you beast, how do you know she is glittering and translucent? Don't you like Zi Xuan? Why did you sleep with the pig woman again? What's the matter with you and pig woman?

Evergreen: Pig ... I'm talking about Ray Zhu Ling!

23. Jing Tian: I am now the richest man in Yuzhou, with Yongan as the boss and Shushan as the hero.

Xue Jian: What about me?

Jing Tian: You. Of course, you are the richest pig girl in Yuzhou.

Xue Jian: Hmm.

Jing Tian: She is also the proprietress of Yongan Dang.

Snow White saw a sweet smile.

Jing Tian: Or the master of Shushan. ...

Xue Jian: What?

Jing Tian: Chef.

Xue Jian: What a great cook. Dead dish tooth, dead dish tooth, who is the cook?

(2) Touching lines

1. It's hard to describe the scene of Changqing and Zi Xuan drinking water. Listen, promise not to love you, and go and see for yourself.

Evergreen: What's the name of such a beautiful lake?

Zi Xuan: It's called Forgetfulness Lake. ...............

Evergreen: Is it necessary? ...

Zi Xuan: I'm leaving you. I don't want to interfere with you.

I don't want you to be confused by the infatuation of love, I want you to be free.

I want to achieve you, and I want you to never be bound by anything.

Reach one's ideal without attachment and be inspired by truth.

Finish your task ... Changqing, let's break up.

Be silent for a long time

Evergreen: I have understood these reasons for a long time.

But those memories, feelings and experiences are my most precious.

And you, my past life, how can I give up? ....

Zi Xuan: If you drink the forgetfulness water here, you can forget everything, and there will be no reluctance.

Evergreen: What's the difference between this and suicide by taking poison? ....

Zi Xuan: Changqing ... (with tears) Let go ... Hug tightly ... and resolutely jump into the lake of forgetting.

Zi Xuan took two lotus leaves, one for Evergreen and the other in his mouth (Evergreen clenched his hands slowly).

…………

In the process of playing, Zi Xuan poured into the water of forgetting, and Evergreen used his skills to turn the water into a mournful laugh.

2. Snow See: dish tooth, come on. We haven't reached the end yet, and tomorrow hasn't come yet.

Jing Tian: No, tomorrow. No, tomorrow! I have done such a thing, how can I go back? How can I face everyone when I go back?

Xue Jian: If you have the courage to poison me, why don't you have the courage to live? Who do you think you are? If your death can save everyone, I am willing to die with you.

Jing Tian: He Miaomiao, why are you so stupid? (crying)

Mao Shan: No, when you win the evil sword fairy, my flesh will grow back.

Jing Tian: He Miaomiao, my He Miaomiao. (crying)

Mao Shan: Boss, don't cry. Crying makes you lose your prestige.

…………

Jing Tian: Mao Mao, Mao Mao ... Wake up. Mao Mao. Help! Help! (wailing)

4. Jing Tian: Old man, didn't you say I was a heaven? Didn't you say I was a hero of salvation? I must be qualified to offer my sword.

…………

Snow See Solanum nigrum: Then, I'll do it.

Jing Tian: No!

Snow See: Panya.

Solanum nigrum: Brother.

Jing Tian: Don't jump. Neither of you can dance.

Xue Jian: Don't get excited. Sister Solanum nigrum, listen to me. You waited for your brother for a thousand years and suffered so much.

You are finally reunited. As for me, I thought I had nothing, but I met all of you

During this time, I had a good time. I feel satisfied, so don't argue with me, okay?

Jing Tian: Tang Xuejian, listen to me. You are my pig woman, you are my woman. I won't allow you to decide your own destiny like this.

Solanum nigrum: Sister Xue, brother loves you. You must be kind to your brother. You will be happy.

Jing Tian: Sister, I will never be happy without anyone. Neither of you is allowed to jump.

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Jing Tian: The sword is made to save the world. What's the point of casting a sword if I can't even protect my loved ones?

Xue Jian: dish tooth, if you really love me, you can jump into the sword furnace instead of me. I don't care why the whole world is alive, just let me do it for you.

Do it alone. Okay?

Jing Tian: Then I'd rather you didn't love me.

…………

The jump of Solanum nigrum froze the picture.

Xue Jian: Strange to say, people like him should be allowed to save ordinary people. When I first met him, I didn't think he knew anything. He is a scoundrel with a dirty mouth and can't do martial arts. But he just has this ability. No matter what kind of things and dangerous situations he encounters, he can solve them. Although, he will get a little hurt in the process. A person is born with it.

6. Jing Tian: Will you be happy without me by your side?

Xue Jian: Who do you think you are? You are so beautiful, shameless.

Jing Tian: What beautiful snow.

Snow White saw it: Yes, it's really beautiful. Unfortunately, the snow melted as soon as it landed.

Xue Jian: What are you looking at me for?

Jing Tian: I'm talking about you.

Xue Jian: You are disgusting. (Laughing happily)

Jing Tian: I've always been sick.

Snow See: Disgusting. (coquetry)

Jing Tian: I hate it.

Xue Jian: Go away. (Happy laughter)

Jing Tian: I'm not leaving.

Xue Jian: You go ahead.

Jing Tian: I'm not leaving.

Xue Jian: Go away. (Stick to Jing Tian)

Jing Tian: I don't want to go.

Jing Tian: I don't want to go! ! !

Xue Jian: Fool, who let you go? (Xue Jian smiles happily)