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Describe the funny of small eyes and talk about the funny of small eyes (49 selected sentences)

1, you are great, because the world in your eyes is small.

I am as strong as I am. Open your eyes and see how I move towards glory.

Mom says my eyes are too small! Can't see everyone clearly.

It is not enough to have a pair of eyes to find beauty. The key is that your eyes will find your ugliness.

When I have money, I will buy two lollipops, one for you to see and the other for you to eat.

6. No matter how I think about it, I feel that there are two black rice grains on my face.

7. If a woman's eyes never shine when she looks at you, it is definitely your failure.

8. Ronghao Li, I don't know what you are talking about?

9. My eyes are crying for you, but my heart is holding an umbrella for you. I hope you don't leave.

10, girls, when you get married, marry Xia Ba, have a baby and name him Shaq, depending on how the teacher asks questions.

1 1. If the relationship is long, gazing at each other is also a romantic thing.

12, I cry not because I am sad, but because the wind blows to my eyes, and my eyes will be sore.

13, do you feel that your world seems a little smaller than normal people?

14, I still keep my eyes open when the night comes, because I saw the traces you left in the moonlight.

15. Happiness is not seen with the eyes. ..............................................................................................................................................................

16, DuDu sleeps at night with his eyes open,,,

17, honey, do you know I miss you? Do you know my eyes are dyed red with tears?

18, if you blink, I will die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. If you blink again, I will die!

19, my mother said every day that I can't even use my eyes to play computer and mobile phones, and that other children have good eyesight. I wonder if it's true!

20, the top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half in the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

2 1, how many people hold their eyes until they say good night and fall asleep on their mobile phones.

22. Maybe it's because of a cold. My eyes are sore and I always want to cry and sleep, so I don't think I will lose sleep.

23. Open your eyes. I only have eyes for you.

24. Your eyes are the sea I will never see again.

25. What do you think is missing from your face?

26. When you have no money, you will see many people clearly!

27. Mom said that if you drink too much water, it will overflow from your eyes.

28. Before you cry, your eyes will hurt and your throat will choke.

29. You said my eyes were too beautiful to cry, but in the end, I didn't have to smile for you so many times.

None of us avoids the small eyes of the person we like.

3 1, the girl's eyes are so beautiful that she shouldn't cry.

32. Can you look me in the eye? Where are your eyes?

33. Can anyone see through my bluff, protect my vulnerability, and cover my eyes with his palm before my tear drops?

Because my eyes are small, I can only see you.

35. Where is spring? Where is spring? The child has spring in his eyes. ,,,, So spring is chewing gum?

36. Girl, why do you always go to bed with pain until you can't open your eyes?

37. I want to be a girl whose eyes shine when it comes to dreams.

38. Unfortunately, there are several times in life. I think my eyes are leaking.

39. I don't know what paralyzed my eyes.

40. The eyes are the windows of the soul, and the bags under the eyes are the windowsill of the soul.

4 1, worry about this thing. Cover your mouth and it runs out of your eyes, but your eyes are too small for me to see clearly.

42. The first thing in the morning is to squint at the message you sent on your mobile phone.

43. Small eyes can't see how big the world is, only how small and even humble they are.

44. I haven't shed tears for a long time. Your eyes will become cloudy.

45, you are crazy, a little silly; Crazy to the end of the world

46. Sometimes I look at my friends' feelings a little more thoroughly, then close my eyes and look at myself and giggle for a long time.

47. Don't look at my small eyes, you can't run away from the bitch I'm eyeing.

48. It's no use having eyes when you are blind.

49. The sunshine is so dazzling, but my eyes are raining.