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Tell me a funny classic-give me some sunshine and I'll suck.

Don't ask me again: How have you been recently?

Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

Think about the salary, forget it, don't want to live.

Explanation is cover-up, and cover-up is telling stories.

My wife said she wanted to see lightning, so I cut the wire with a kitchen knife.

Lao Tzu said: sleep can sleep, very sleep.

You believe in advertisements. You are stupid to study!

Don't come to me for nothing, let alone say anything.

It is better to fight with smart people than to talk to someone.

Any problem that money can solve is not a problem.

People can't get along with each other by courtesy!

People are afraid of famous pigs and strong, men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

People are not smart and bald like others!

Life is about being born and living.

Asking how sad you can be is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

Although I believe in vows of eternal love, I may not believe you.

How to lose weight if you don't have enough food?

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you.

I haven't been in the Jianghu for a long time, and there are always legends about me in the Jianghu.

Is it necessary to be big? Dinosaurs didn't go extinct as usual!

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

Go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles when you are in a bad mood!

If the heart has no place to live, it will wander everywhere!

The mind turns with the environment is an ordinary person, and the environment turns with the heart is a saint.

My heart is full of love, and all the beautiful women in the world are lovers.

Standing at the crossroads of life, I am even more confused.

Face the fucking life with a nonsense attitude.

I've been much better since I got mental illness.

I am not L 'Oré al Paris, and I don't deserve it.

I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.

You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have problems.

The departure of shit. It is the pursuit of the toilet. Still don't keep your ass?

When two people meet, what follows is either a story or an accident.

Other people's money and wealth are things other than me.

Pick up a cigarette, loneliness is on my lips.

I smoke because I hurt my lungs, not because I'm sad!

Give me some sunshine, and I will rot.

About the classics of sunshine, talk about the mentality of sunshine and classic quotations.

1. People should be wise and compassionate. Life is not a stagnant pool. Occasionally there will be some trouble, sunshine and, of course, shadows.

2. In the entertainment circle, you returned my handsome and sunny big boy Kai Ko to me.

3, the autumn wind is bleak, and the forest is dyed golden; Walking in this dense forest in the sun really has a unique flavor.

4. Let your mood get better quickly. You see, even today's sunshine is so bright, and everyone is trying to drive away your worries and anxieties. I hope your gloomy mood will be cheerful at this moment and welcome a better tomorrow!

5, he is the sun will hurt me, she is a belief, but I am confused.

65438+ On the first day of February and June, the sunshine was just right and the fog dissipated. I read your book during my lunch break.

7. I want to send you sunshine all summer in winter, as if I were hugging you.

8. The sun is still shining.

9. Learn from sunflowers and go to sunny places. Contact more excellent people and talk more about health topics. If the heart is full of sunshine, there is sunshine everywhere!

10, eighteen layers of hell without you and sunshine. Sichuan is just an Oreo earthquake. Twist a mudslide and lick it and soak it in the flood?

1 1, this sentence seems like a ray of warm sunshine shining directly on my heart, soothing my injured little heart.

12, Xi: It's raining here. Is it sunny there?

13, blue thoughts suddenly turned into sunny summer, and the warmth in the air will not be far away.

14, two people are together to make each other better. I hope we can still kiss in the sun when we are gray-haired and old.

15, gently put down the burden in your heart and quietly let yourself blend into the sunshine.

16 While the sun is shining, I cleaned my house thoroughly. I threw a lot of things and always found them useful. I put them under the bed and above the cupboard just to occupy space. But also affects the feng shui at home. Although I am very tired, I feel beautiful when I look at a clean home! It's a pity that I didn't buy green plants near my home. I will buy it tomorrow! Let green bring a good mood!

The wind in early winter is my call to you, the snow in early winter is my yearning for you, and the sunshine in early winter is my blessing to you. I wish you great ambitions, great achievements, successful career and happiness in the early winter!

18, I want to hug you from behind when the sun is just right.

19, the weather of life is unpredictable and we can't change it. Only cherish and adapt well: sunny days fill every corner of our hearts with sunshine; In the cloudy moment, let's be patient for a while and firmly believe that dark clouds can't cover the sun!

20. Do you have this symptom? Because of a little thing, my mood became very bad. I don't want to talk to anyone, and I don't want to talk to anyone. I feel so burdened that I am about to collapse. I feel that all my troubles are piling up at once, and my tears are swollen. I'm bored to death. I think the world will end soon. At this time, you should go out for a walk, don't stay alone in the corner, see the sunshine, and then let nature take its course. It's good to be clear after the rain.

2 1, the best thing in life is not how much property and status you have, but how quiet you are in the youngest years with the people you love the most, under the sunny and warm sky.

22. I would like to send a lucky cloud to your space, leaving countless happy spots. I hope the sunshine can light up my friend's cabin every day and feel the warmth through the window of your heart. I would like to sail the ship of blessing to your harbor. I hope I have a good mood to accompany you every day!

23. The sunshine in winter is warm, and the smiling faces of young people are so frivolous and youthful. There are gorgeous dances at the fingertips. We laughed and sang about life. In fact, it is so wonderful. At this moment, we are so beautiful. I only hope that life will be so quiet, until one day there is a light at the window, and we can still laugh at our youth and frivolous under the light!

24. Don't blame anyone, don't laugh at anyone, don't envy anyone, shine in the sun, run in the wind and rain, dream your own dreams and go your own way!

25. Silent, the breeze still blows the remnants of the old light years, just like the cold of winter swept away the poetry of late autumn. Whose smiling face bloomed in yesterday's light and shadow, and the memory of the golden years of the past was full of warmth, but it was slowly frozen unconscious by this cold. Year after year, the sunshine in early winter did not reflect the warmth in late autumn. Last year's life was the same as today, and it is still today.

26. Oscar Wilde said: Life is a stupid thing chasing another stupid thing, while love is two stupid things chasing each other. Fortunately, I am not an idiot, because I will never pursue love. For me, love is warm sunshine. When the sun comes out, it will naturally shine on you.

27, out of danger, eat well, sleep well, study hard, exercise well, live a regular life, sunshine, heartless, unwilling to be mediocre, live up to your hopes for me, and the person you like must be promising.

28, years and customs, released in May. Sailing in summer is full of sunshine and vitality everywhere. May the breeze and spirit of Dragon Boat Festival, accompanied by the fragrance of green jiaozi, ignite the scorching enthusiasm in summer. Feel the present of Zong Yi with your heart! Taste the beauty of life and the feelings of Dragon Boat Festival! Open the dumplings and say to the people around you: Good people, life is safe!

29. May my blessing bring you a happy New Year! May the auspicious light shine on you every day! May sunshine and flowers fill your life journey!

30. You taught me how to fall in love but didn't teach me so hard to forget, which turned my sunshine into tears.

About leaving, don't comfort me if you leave me.

First, don't comfort me if you leave me, because every sewing means biting pain.

Second, people who punish themselves with other people's mistakes are idiots. Live a happy life and be yourself happily.

Third, I miss those years, the future is far away without shape, and we simply have no troubles.

Fourth, life is simple and beautiful, and you don't need too many additions.

5. Never lie to someone you trust; Never trust those who lie to you.

6. There are many people who shoot with you, but few people take bullets for you.

Silence is a girl's biggest cry, if you understand.

Eight, habits? People's carefree habits? Man's loneliness ..

I like chatting with my old classmates very much. I am very happy.

10. Think about whether it was not so hard when he was still you.

It would be nice to have a warm person around in winter.

Twelve, the sun is warm, and the years are quiet. How dare I grow old before you come?

Thirteen, there are always a lot of people who don't know how to count. They don't agree with the two-word net name.

I'd rather your appearance is blurred, because I'll get my eyes dirty if I'm not careful.

Fifteen, there is a road, some people say that you are too naive, some people say that you are too naive or too young.

Sixteen, love is like a song, most afraid of listening to empathy.

Seventeen, I said that my love for you is gone, will you still believe it?

We are still young, but that doesn't mean we can waste time.

Drink what you don't like and do what you don't want to do.

Twenty, first the mid-term exam, then the parents' meeting, and then the Singles' Day, which is called the total collapse of career, family and love.

Twenty-one, looking at your boyfriend, in front of you, not talking to you, but chatting with other girls, will you be heartbroken?

22. My meanness will never be used on my friends.

Twenty-three, there is no good or bad without comparison.

24. I'm sorry. Who is safe to talk to?

Twenty-five, because of you, I have been serious, I have changed, I have worked hard, and I have been sad.

Twenty-six, your special Singles' Day will be spent alone again this year. Sister, will you give me some face?

27. Failure is a pervasive net in the dark. Has it ever spared anyone #

Twenty-eight, that's all right. My headache can be tolerated, my sadness can be tolerated and my discomfort can be suppressed. It doesn't matter.

If I have a Doraemon, I just want it to turn you to me.

30. I don't want to keep looking at the back of you and others.

Thirty-one years old, looking at each other in this wordless world, I haven't set foot on the forbidden area for a long time.

Thirty-two, right? When a man lives, he dies; Some people are alive, and he should have died.

Thirty-three, I didn't say, you didn't ask, all understand, this is called tacit understanding.

The more difficult the class, the happier it is, and the more important it is.

35. You are chatting, not just with me.

I beg you not to hide what you have to say. Let me know if you feel uncomfortable. Tell me what you think. What happened? You said I was listening. Don't do something alone.

Thirty-seven, a song that I listen to repeatedly, feels like singing my own mood.

Thirty-eight, Singles Day, Valentine's Day, Christmas, and exams, huh?

Thirty-nine, right? One second? ,? Want to keep it? Me? son

Forty.-When you're here, you're everything. When you are away, everything is yours.

Forty-one, at least you're still here, and so am I. I just can't give you a hug or a shoulder when you need me.

Forty-two, I'm trying to be the person I like.

I just want someone to understand me, even if I didn't say anything.

Forty-four, learn to forget, some people will gradually blur in your heart. Learn to let go, your happiness needs to be realized by yourself.

Life is always full of anxiety, but we have no choice but to face it bravely.

46. Don't expect forever, because it's too far away.

Forty-seven, after so much sadness and so much desolation, I am the only one who is resisting, with no direction and no illusion that I will be lonely.

Talking about sunshine

First, in every corner of spring, you can find traces of sunshine. The sunshine in spring is never hidden. Like a mother, it gently covers the newborn baby with a layer of golden gauze. The grass is tender and green, and it smells of earth and sunshine. I stepped on the green ground and enjoyed the sunshine. The chill of early spring has already been washed clean by the bright sunshine, and the whole body is refreshed.

In my memory, the winter mornings are always sunny. There is always a little gray and light in the winter morning sky, and occasionally flocks of domestic pigeons fly far away. I don't know how long it will take, when the people waiting for the bus are unconsciously tightening their bodies, you will be pleasantly surprised to find that a ray of golden sunshine has appeared in the gray sky, which has sharply separated from the layers of clouds.

On a sunny afternoon, I took some photos about the sunshine with my camera, and then stared at the photos in a daze. Take it out and browse quietly in the middle of the night, watching the dazzling light on the blue background and enjoying the sunshine alone in the dark. Sunshine is free, sunshine is precious, sunshine is beautiful and sunshine is a mixture of colors. Like a greedy child, I gave the sunshine a hug without shyness, and then occupied its warmth.

Walking in the bright sunshine, there is the fragrance of smiles everywhere, that bright smile is in full bloom in everyone's heart, and the whole world is the fragrance of flowers. That comfortable day, sweet smile and bright sunshine filled our daily life with new hopes. It's nice to have a sunny day.

Thanks to the sunshine, it is so selfless, it overlooks everything in the world equally and solemnly, and beauty, ugliness, goodness and evil cannot escape the bright sunshine. It washes away the dirt in our hearts, mercilessly exposes all unequal crimes, and generously praises all the truth, goodness and beauty in the world. Everything in the sun becomes so transparent and pure. Learn the character of sunshine, bring your sunny eyes and embrace the world!

6. Sunshine is the source of flowers blooming new life; It is the gentle driving force for migratory birds to return; It is a symphony of light music that melts snow into spring water. The world is full of sunshine. I found it with my eyes, accepted it with my hands, and absorbed it from this world like a trickle with my heart. Whether it is the sunshine in nature or the sunshine depicted by love, I am bathed in sunshine and let me grow.

Seven, after the summer rain, the sun rushed out of the dark clouds and finally showed the whole face. At this time, the sun is shining directly, but it is not dull and monotonous. They shuttled between the branches, weaving golden silk threads, and strung the water drops behind the fish into strings of golden pearls. The rare coolness in summer is accompanied by bright sunshine, which makes people relaxed and happy.

8. I once asked myself: What is sunshine? It's you, answer me: sunshine? Sunlight is a ring of selfless light and heat, beauty and happiness. Life needs sunshine, but also needs the warmth brought by sunshine, and what about us? Need experience and understanding.

When do you like to look up at the sun until your eyes are pierced by dazzling light? I remember when I was young, the old people always liked to gather in the sun in groups in winter, squinting and enjoying the scorching sun in winter, as if they were drying a moldy book lying in the cellar. The more golden sunshine, the more old people gather. What we are talking about at the moment is undoubtedly the dusty past of some long-lost sunshine. Take it out and let it bask in the sun, but don't turn into rotten soil in your heart. Sometimes I believe that the sun is green.

When the warm sunshine shines on me, I have a feeling of being shrouded in happiness. I like to look at the sky, that kind of blue, like a green slate after rain, refreshing everywhere, revealing a comfortable and elegant feeling.

In winter, let everything be white. The sun searched aimlessly for a familiar leaf. It wanted to penetrate the snow layer. But the thick snow mercilessly reflects the sunlight back. Unwilling with the sunshine, I melted the last snowflake on the earth with my own strength and self-confidence. Then, life began to wake up again. The bright sunshine overcame the difficulties again, and a trace of warmth flashed into people's hearts.

12. Light has life. I think sunshine always gives the world warmth and light every day, as always, this is the youth of sunshine; And if everything shines, even after many years, it can still bring the same emotion and affection, which is the rust of sunshine. I don't know where the sun shines the most in the world. I don't know where the sunshine is the warmest and softest, but I yearn for the stainless steel sunshine.

13. Lhasa, the sunniest place in the world. Stepping on this magical land, I found that sunshine can really give up. Stepping on the endless grassland, there is a feeling called sublime. Under the blue sky, it seems that I no longer exist, only one heart is touched.

14. The sunny mood, sunny sky and sunny breath make people's hearts can't help singing in the sunny land. There are bright spring breeze and warm sunshine everywhere. The familiar and long-lost song hidden in my heart can't help rushing out of the sound and floating in the sun. What a refreshing day! From the first ray of sunshine penetrating the balcony window, the sky is full of charming smiling faces, which makes people unable to hold the hand of the sky, and the whole body is full of infinite power.

Fifteen, autumn has come, with golden and brilliant joy. After a whole summer, the sun changed the leaves into their own colors. Did Zijin Ye feel the sadness of leaving after realizing his ideal? Oh, no, I was wrong! Look, those golden leaves are flying down safely and happily. It turns out that they are the roots that bring sunshine to life and nurture sunshine! Yes, this beautiful sunshine also nurtures everything in the world and is full of the joy of harvest.

Sixteen, life, living in the world, without sunshine, is like a disaster. We use it every day, and because of it, we also become sunshine. The hardships of chasing dreams, the joy of success, the pain of setbacks and the appearance of lonely sunshine are all solved.

17. Life can't be without sunshine, otherwise everything will be eclipsed. Bring your sunny smile to meet every beautiful tomorrow; Listen to your words of sunshine, dedication, struggle, and make the world full of sunshine!

Life needs sunshine, just as flowers need sunshine; Life needs sunshine, just as darkness needs sunshine; Life needs sunshine just as cold needs sunshine.

Nineteen, the spring sunshine, warm and full of vitality, awakens all sleeping things in the world; The summer sunshine is unrestrained and enthusiastic, overflowing with self-confidence that despises everything; Implicit and warm, laying a golden carpet for the path; The sunshine in winter, solemn and kind, injects vitality and hope into the pale soul. It nourishes you all the year round, but has it ever been full of golden sunshine on your long life?

Twenty, put your finger out of the darkness into the sun, and you will feel the warmth dissipate instantly. You don't need words, you just need to feel that feeling slowly with your heart, so that the moldy dark corner can be filled with the smell of sunshine again. Sometimes, the yellowed past should be exposed to the sun, shouldn't it?

21. The sunshine is warm, fresh and natural. Whenever a touch of sunshine falls on the windowsill, I will hold this gift of nature in my hands and savor the beauty of sunshine. The sunshine is so beautiful.