How to use humorous language to help yourself or your partner out?

A: Audience friends

B: Good evening, everyone

A: Have you all eaten?

B: Du

A: Hahahaha

B: Is that a question?

A: they always ask. have you eaten? Have you eaten? Have you had a meal

B: I ate.

A: ahahaha, I'm full.

B: I'm full.

A: hehehe, are you flustered?

B: I, am I full?

B: no, do you go out for a walk or something after you are full?

A: yes, I have the habit of taking a walk after dinner.

B: oh, hehe, I also pick up something.

A: yes, I also pick up a cigarette butt or something.

A: Then you are similar to me.

B: You also pick up cigarette butts. Ah

A: Right

B: No, there are so many old people in the street, who won't beat you?

A: why did he hit me? Why did he hit me? He's lying there. Can you hit me?

B: lying down?

A: he's not only lying down,

B: hmm

A: clutching his chest, he's still shouting!

B: What are you yelling about?

A: Help! Help!

B: Yo, this old man must have suffered from a heart attack.

A: That's a terrible shout.

B: Ah

A: The people around him are screaming.

A: whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

B: what's going on here?

A: the tide is out.

B: all gone?

A: who do you think these people are? This is all, this old man, he is lying there, why is nobody in charge?

B: Yes.

A: They don't care.

B: You care?

A: I'm leaving, too.

B: Come back, you have to go up for this.

A: I went in the direction of the old man.

B: It really passed.

A: Hey, I called 12 at that time.

B: Well,

A: Then the ambulance came. I took the old man to the hospital, and the old man went into the emergency room, which broke down.

B: What's the matter?

A: I'm in trouble.

B: How did you get into trouble?

A: I don't even know what the old man's last name is and where he lives.

B: All right.

A: What's the matter?

B: Can I give you an idea?

A: What idea?

B: do you think the old man has a mobile phone?

A: I'm carrying it in my pocket.

B: hey, you bring that mobile phone, look through his address book, and you call his family.

A: Ladies and gentlemen, if you don't want to talk about crosstalk, it's right here, right? I want to have your brains. I'll tell you what medical expenses I, I, I will give him.

B: did you pay him back?

A: really? I'm not willing to do it either.

B: Really?

A: I was going to give him a registration fee, but I didn't expect to swipe my card. What's the matter?

A: more than 1, yuan is gone

B: more than 1, yuan, how many pieces of cake should I buy?

A: why do I sell cut cakes? What are you selling cut cakes for?

B: Ah

A: I am worried about money

B: You can't finish calling his family

A: Yes, I can't leave without finding his family

B: Yes

A: There was no one around, so I quietly took my mobile phone out of his pocket

B: Yes. I don't know anyone here.

B: It doesn't matter whether you know or not.

A: Hmm?

B: it's enough for others to know the old man.

A: what should I say if you say I call?

B: tell the truth.

A: tell the truth?

B: Ah

A: I said the old man had a heart attack

B: Yes

A: He fell on the road

B: Yes

A: I was sent to the hospital, and I paid for all the medical expenses

B: Yes

A: You can get there with some money.

B: Who can't believe it? Don't forget, your old man's phone is calling.

A: Let's try

B: Try

A: Who should I call? B: Just call this one. Hey, listen to me. Here's the thing. So where did the old man come from?

B: this old man, he's from the south.

A: yes, did he have a white beard?

B: a little white beard

A: does he have a crutch in his hand?

B: leaning on a crutch.

A: that's right, that is, an old man with a white beard came from the south side, leaning on a white white stick in his hand. Yes, an old man with a white beard came from the south side, leaning on a white stick in his hand.

B: I also met one.

A: what are immediate family members?

B: It's the son and daughter of this old man. Do you think there is any

A: The son didn't find it. There is an old pimple.

B: The little son is generally called an old pimple.

A: It's not possible. Let's give him a try.

B: You call him.

A: Hello.

B: what do you say over there?

A: Hehehe, listen to me first. This is on the way. I met an old man who had a heart attack. I was saved and sent to the hospital. I paid for all the medical expenses.

B: Right.

A: Do you think you can get this money to the hospital quickly?

B: Yes.

B: does it still depend on the date?

A: April 1st

B: Yes, you see, you are in a hurry.

A: I got eight, uh, uh, eight calls today.

B: It's too small. This

A: Besides, I've done it all.

B: You've done it too.

A: Yes.

A: I found three months there, but I don't have any money on me. I want to come back with food.

B: Do you think you will lose? A: No, man, don't do this. We are both foxes in the mountains. What will you tell me about Liaozhai?

B: He took you as a prank.

A: I said people don't believe me, so you have to let me make a phone call.

B: It seems that this old pimple is not the old man's son.

B: It's also

A: Here's the thing.

B: Hmm

A: Me, finally.

A: as soon as I answered the phone, there was a shout

B: what's the shout?

A: Bad old man, you didn't go home to sleep in the middle of the night. Where have you been?

B: it seems that this number is the right one. This is the old man's wife.

A: Hey, it must be

B: It's accurate.

A: It's broken.

B: How?

A: I dare not say it.

B: What's the point of not saying it?

A: tigress, well, I'm throwing caution to the wind, too. Does she believe it or not? B: That's it. A: Yes, I said old lady, you can see clearly. I used your old man's mobile phone to call you. I have your old man now, and he is dying and unconscious, just waiting for you to take money to save him. Of course, you can believe it or not. Believe it or not, I'll tell you, if you don't bring the money, well, I don't want it either. I don't care if your old man is dead or alive.

B: Can you believe that old lady?

A: I believe it.

B: Really?

A: I believe it.

B: It's still the couple's deep feelings.

A: That's right. One day, the husband and wife are grateful for a hundred days. Can I not believe it? B: Ah A: Little girl

B: Ah p>A: I have to advise you

B: Advise you?

A: I know it's hard to find this job now. We can't look at the height of the mountain and eat what's in the pot. You are young. Youth is capital. You have to follow the right path when you are young. I know you are under pressure, but then again, who is not under pressure now? I can tell you, even if you have to, you can't take risks. Are you worthy of the education of your parents and teachers? But don't worry, just the two of us keep talking, and I will never call the police. Don't kill the ticket.

B: Ah, hahahaha, I think you are the kidnapper.

A: Ouch

B: Don't sigh, you have to keep calling.

A: What am I calling? Who am I calling again? Let you tell me, this phone call has been made all over the place, and you didn't believe me after all. What do you think is wrong with this person now? This is, believe me, why is it so difficult? Huh? Who doesn't come, who doesn't believe? Will I dare to do this good thing in the future?

B: Come on, come on, stop whining here.

A: What's the matter?

B: You were on the phone just now.

A: Huh?

B: I don't believe it either.

A: Why?

B: You don't even know the name of this old man.

A: I have no other choice.

B: I'll give you an idea.

A: What idea

B: Look, isn't there a camera on this phone? Take a photo of this old man, and write down which hospital you live in, how much you spend, and send this photo as a multimedia message. Can they not believe it?

A: Ladies and gentlemen, this crosstalk brain is still good. If I have your brains, you can give me one or two more brains, and I will give him some medical expenses. I

B: You came here to get a drink, and you

A: That's a great idea, so I took out my mobile phone at that time.

B: Yes

A: of course, they didn't believe me just now! ! I'll show you this photo this time, and I'll toss you all to the hospital.

B: Are they here or not?

A: people didn't come, so the phone came first

B: who is it?

A: elder brother, buddy

B: this old pimple

A: just, just, was that your call?

B: it was me.

A: I knew this man. When I saw this photo, I was ......................................................................................................................................

A: Oh, yes, wait there, Ma, I'll be right there

B: I'm coming

A: We'll keep talking at any time. If you're a man, I'm really, thank you .................................................................................... I fell ill downstairs and was saved by a little girl. It happened that this photo of you came. Ouch, my aunt thought you were a kidnapper. How can I put it? You wait there. My son and I will be there right away. We will keep talking at any time. How much will it cost? Tell my son

B: Yo, have these people come?

A: all these people arrived at the hospital after talking. The old pimple, the old lady and his son all came to me, and then the old grandpa woke up.

B: Wake up?

A: his son not only returned the money to me, but also held my hand with tears in his eyes, and he was very grateful to me.

B: I have to thank you.

A: I'm embarrassed. I said, hey, what's this called? This is what we young people should do.

B: Right.

A: Besides, the old man is all right. What's the matter with us? You are so busy at work, and you are still traveling here. Where are you from?

B: Where are you from?

A: I'm happy when the young man talks.

A: I'm from the south. Thank you for saving an old man with a white beard, leaning on a cracked white stick.

B: You.