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Apologize by SMS. It's so classic.

1 I swear, if I make you angry again in the future, I will become a bald man walking beside you to set off your beauty, a warm quilt covering you, and a slave waiting on you forever in my next life. Please forgive me, in fact, I care about you the most!

In this laissez-faire mood, I found a calm reason to apologize to a shocked person. I care about you just like the sun can't live without cloudy days and the moon can't live without haze. I hope you can forgive me and give me a chance to turn over a new leaf!

You are angry. I'll sing you a song that only God can listen to, which combines the characteristics of Gong Linna's uneasiness and Sa Dingding's myriad things. I hope you can forgive me after listening to this unusual song! Dear, I sincerely apologize to you!

If you ignore me, you are desperate. You don't dump me, which means you don't forgive me. If you don't look at me, it means that you have given up on me. But anyway, I will sing a song for you with an uneasy and sacred heart. I hope you can ignore me and forgive me!

Husband, I'm sorry, I don't understand you; It's really hot outside, but you're running around; I can't sleep repeatedly, and it hurts you to get sunburned; Be sure to drink more water and don't be too tired; Home is your support, I think too much; Don't be scarred by those ungrateful words!

My mistake made you angry. My mistake made you angry. I don't want to make you angry. As long as your heart is happy again, I will do whatever you want. Kiss baby, you are my God. Please give me your smile back.

You said I was like wood, you said I was as stupid as a bear, and you said I was as soft as cotton. In fact, all this is for you to see. Today, I was wrong. I shouldn't have resisted. I'll listen to everything you say and do it! Forgive me!

I know you will forgive me. I was wrong this time. I don't think you are that stingy. You have been so generous, you will forgive me! Well, since you forgive me, let's be fine! Honey.

I adjust my mind, breathe slowly, stand behind you calmly, reach into my bag carefully, take out my mobile phone and send you a text message. I know I was wrong, forgive me, and I will never thunder and lightning again! Forgive me!

10 UNESCO released the latest news. Because I made you angry, I was ordered to apologize to you and swear with my life that this kind of thing won't happen again. Dear, give me a chance to turn over a new leaf!

1 1 I, in the name of the country and on behalf of the government and people, finally decided to apologize to you and make a profound review after discussion in the two sessions. I promise it won't happen again, and I will turn over a new leaf from now on. Forgive me!

12 I care about you when I lose my temper, I care about you when I rush you, I don't care about you if I'm lukewarm, my wife, you don't even know this! Hey, hey, don't be angry. You are so clever. Don't be angry. Ann, we're fine, right? Honey!

13 honey, I know I was wrong. Forgive me. Although this sentence is vulgar, you can't watch me homeless and wandering around anyway. Open your heart, let me in, put love in. Can we be good forever?

Needless to say, friendship between friends is the purest. In fact, there are many misunderstandings between friends. I think you can forgive my mistake anyway, and I will remember this lesson so that this kind of thing will never happen again! Still friends, right?

15 We met and fell in love. We went through different stages. I was wrong today. I apologize to you. We can't lose the whole spring because of a haze. I like you and care about you. Trust me and forgive me. We will all be fine in the future!

16 I sent this message to you in a calm mood. I hope my mistake didn't cause you too much harm. I hope we will remain friends and care about friendship in the future. I hope everyone will not lose their true feelings because of this little thing. I apologize and forgive me, man!

17 The most classic is original flavor, the most romantic is desire, the most lovely is forgiveness, the most beautiful is fate, and the most beloved is you, dear baby, I love you, don't be angry.

18 longs for your forgiveness, just like longing for dawn; Longing for your forgiveness is like longing for smelling flowers; Longing for your forgiveness is like longing for the warm sunshine in winter. Baby, forgive me!

19 I stretch out my hand and ask you to stretch your brow; I open my eyes and hope you will stop worrying; I looked down, hoping you wouldn't go far. Please confiscate my freedom and accept my apology. Baby, forgive me, okay?

Misunderstanding is a fog, so that you can't see clearly my true feelings for you; Misunderstanding is a thorn that keeps you from seeing my true feelings for you. Don't let misunderstanding dilute our trust, and don't let misunderstanding separate our love. Baby, please forgive me!

2 1 Tears can't stop flowing, inner hesitation can't help it, sadness that can't stop all day, and melancholy that can't be controlled all the time. As long as you leave it alone, as long as you forgive me gently, everything will be restored to its original state and everything will be more fragrant!

I lost my temper with you when I was in a bad mood in summer. Later, I sat in the refrigerator for half an hour to reflect, and then I was exposed to the sun for a quarter of an hour, just to teach the wrong person a lesson! Honey, I just hope you can forgive me!

Blank box, empty is the tenderness or you left in my heart, white is the sky or the waiting time of Valentine's Day, my tears fall on the keys, holding sorry to say good night, dear, forgive me for not loving you anymore.

Without you, flowers are not fragrant and birds are silent; Without you, people are unhappy and unhappy; Without you, I can't sleep well and my dreams are not sweet; Without you, it is hard to trust and sad; Without you, my life becomes lifeless. Please come back to me as soon as possible

It used to be difficult for the sea to feel sad for the water under the bridge. I know my fault, and the past can't come back. I just wish you all the best. I just hope you can love me again, just like before, just like when we started!

Love words are so classic.

Love words are so classic.

1. If someone watches you gobble up your food and wipes your mouth with a smile, if someone will always say that you are fat but still protect you, if someone can not forget to return your messages to take care of your little emotions when you are busy, if someone promises to wait for you to leave this world, he can only leave, if someone regards you as a part of his future, then stay with him.

Second, the greatest pain in life is actually helplessness. A lot of things, you watch it happen, you want to save it, but there is nothing you can do. So you can get everything without effort. In life, what we need to learn most is to give up. When someone leaves you, you get nothing for what you have paid. You will know that if you lose this game, you will quit and come back later. Giving up is not the end, but giving yourself another chance.

Third, sometimes you feel depressed, not because things are really as bad as you think, but because you think too much. The more you think about things, the worse you get, and the more depressed you get. When depressed, the best way is to go out for a walk alone, or watch a movie and eat something. In short, let yourself have something to do and don't idle away your thoughts. Thinking too much can't help you, but it will ruin you.

When a man really likes you, he will take the initiative to send a message or call you because he misses you very much. He will care about your every move, because he is afraid that he will lose you at any time. He will come to comfort you when he sees that you are in a bad mood. Although you are angry with him, he still puts up with it. He will tell you some of his secrets, even some secrets that even his best friend doesn't know. The highest state of love is to stand the dull fleeting time.

It's always good to be older, and you can understand the hardships of others' lives and the choices of some people more and more. I am no longer hysterical about what I can't get, and I am no longer entangled in people who have little to do with my real life. Good people and bad people have learned to be responsible for themselves, seen the cruelty of life and strengthened their hearts. With a little longing and longing when I was young, I bravely rushed forward and lived the rest of my life.

6. If I really leave you one day, will you occasionally think of the girl who obeys you in everything? She is not without temper, but loves you so much that she is willing to tolerate everything about you and accompany you all the way, even if she is humble to the dust.

Seven, a woman's life, the most important thing is always marriage. Women will regard the success of marriage as the greatest success in life. In fact, many girls are not afraid of naked marriage, but are afraid that the daily necessities are saturated with romance, and love has no place in the face of poverty. Men may not be rich enough, but you must give confidence to the woman you love. A woman can suffer hardships and be poor, but only if the man's love for her is worth making her boil.

8. Who has not changed from a kind child tortured by reality to a deep-seated madman? From now on, your world has nothing to do with me; My world, you are only worth seeing.

I like this sentence very much: short-term communication depends on face, long-term communication depends on temper, and lifelong communication depends on character! Time has verified people's hearts; Money bears witness to human nature; Contact, know the truth, know the fake. There is no hard experience, only myself who can't get out. Life, there is no need to always blame yourself.

10. Everyone understands the truth, but those who should complain will still complain, those who should scold will still scold, and those who should cry will still cry. After all, the discomfort in their hearts can not be easily alleviated by reason. Maybe everyone has a dead end. If they can't get out, others can't get in. I put my deepest secret there. You don't understand me and I don't blame you.

Eleven, if others like you, it is your appearance that pleases his eyes; If others believe you, it is your charm that has conquered his heart. Don't take other people's likes too seriously, at best, you just live on his surface; Cherish the trust of others, because you have entered his heart, and it is difficult to go in again when you come out. So what we have to do is not to dress ourselves up as a vase, but to constantly improve our ability to convince others.

Twelve, a good man is by no means the first sight, because a man who can see at first sight is either handsome or rich and will be very proud; Good people have a second eye. You didn't like him at first, but the longer you stay, the more you can't live without him. A good woman is not love at first sight, because you can only look at the appearance at first sight, and the beauty of the soul can only be realized by getting along slowly. Therefore, both men and women hope that only by getting along can they find inner goodness.

Thirteen, I hope that one day, you will eventually meet such a person, a strange, completely unfamiliar person, who has no emotional foundation, but feels that you can live together well. So, the tired heart is finally willing to stop.

Fourteen, many women suffer from' Cinderella syndrome', always thinking about the appearance of Prince Charming, saving themselves from the fire, and having no worries about food and clothing from now on. Think that all men should be strong and brave, understand that I love me and be teachers and friends; But I found myself very fragile, waiting to be cared for and loved, so I suddenly felt very sad. Remember, you are all of the same age, and men and women have the same mood and needs. Don't let the story you weave ruin yourself and your love.

Fifteen, people who want to live with you, you like him, he likes you, no secrets, no infidelity, no unhappiness, personality can be adjusted, habits can be adapted, as long as everyone has a determination to stick to it.

Sixteen, can not get enthusiastic response, to know enough is enough. Don't mistreat every enthusiasm, and don't please any indifference. Once you have accumulated enough disappointment, leave. I'll never see you again, friendship and love.

Seventeen, many years ago, we hoped to grow up quickly, only to find that we lost our childhood when we grew up; The biggest sorrow is growing up. Since then, laughter is no longer pure, crying is no longer thorough, and I would rather be like a child than watch too many things and listen to too many grievances, so I will live forever. You can laugh unscrupulously when you are happy, and cry hysterically when you are sad. If time can go back, please leave me in childhood, in youth and in the best time.

Eighteen years old, continue to run, with the pride of children, the shining of life, how can you see it until the end; Rather than linger on, it is better to indulge in burning, for the sake of the beauty of the heart, not to compromise to the old.

Nineteen, people who are too sensitive and too soft-hearted will definitely be unhappy. You are too tired because you are too sensitive and soft-hearted. Always be considerate of others, even if one day you can't stand it and are tired, no one will sympathize with you and sympathize with you. Because in their eyes, this is what you are willing to do. Give in to others too much, and others will make you feel worse. If you are too tolerant of others, others will push your luck and hurt you.

20. Don't wait for the last straw to give up the man who is not suitable for you. Time is a woman's most precious wealth. When it's time to turn around, you should turn around and leave. Even if you want to live a sad life, you should understand that this is a mistake and you don't need to take time to prove it.

Twenty-one, I would rather be like a child, not watching too many things, not listening to too many mistakes, and being simple all my life. You can laugh unscrupulously when you are happy, and you can cry hysterically when you are sad. You don't know the taste of sadness, you don't have to complain, you don't break your heart for others, and you don't know the hardships of the world.

22. Those who threaten to accompany you through life will always give up halfway. Maybe some people just say they love you without warning and then leave quietly. Don't think who belongs to your world easily, and don't give everything easily. Don't argue about how volatile the memory is. When you calm down, you will find that time never makes noise and life never answers. All you have to do is walk slowly in the wind and accept many people. The last relationship just doesn't matter.

Twenty-three, the end of the feelings, let it end, you are uncomfortable and suspicious, can not sleep and eat, tortured by yourself. Don't be angry with the person who hurt you, wish the other person a good life. It is also a thank you for his name occupying your life for many years, but you know that you will laugh hard, live hard, leave him behind, and then forget him gracefully. May the other person be well and may you put it down.

If you are destined not to have someone, you must force yourself to think less about him every day. It's hard to leave suddenly. Save up enough disappointment and strip love from the soul bit by bit, at least it will hurt less. Leave a person, also need to practice, gradually calm, slowly indifferent, until no longer see.

25. If possible, marry someone you are willing to talk to. With him, there are endless words. There are trivial things in the world. Whether he is happy or sad, he can say happily, and he can listen patiently with a smile. This is basically love. To love someone is to be willing to talk to him. Life is long and looks old. You are really lucky to find a talking partner to accompany you all your life.

Eat well, sleep well, earn money and spend money well. Don't be angry with people who don't deserve it, and don't lose sleep over things that don't deserve it. Since you are alive, live well and live for yourself every minute. Try to be a happy person so that others will be happy when they see you.

Twenty-seven, you are a gentle woman, walking on the road, remember that you are the most beautiful girl; You are an open-minded woman, grievances are trivial, as long as you forgive gently.

You have to understand that not everyone will like you, accommodate you and love you. You should also know that not all the world hates you, ignores you and doesn't cherish you. Learn to be ruthless while learning to see through everything. There is still a long way to go, and dreams can continue.

Twenty-nine, happiness is that when the passion recedes and the face grows old, it is those hands that hold you without regrets; Accompanied by you, it is still the heart that will never look back; What warms you is still the feeling of not being cold.

Thirty, you know it feels warmer to curl up under the covers, but you still get up early in the morning; You know it's easier to do nothing, but you still choose to pursue your dreams. This is life, you must stick to it. Share it with you!

3 1. Don't think that others will care about what you can't let go. Don't think that people who can't let go will not let go of you. Fish will die without water, and it will be clear without water. Sometimes a person's strength depends not only on what he can do, but also on what he can bear. Sometimes, when you wake up, it seems to be reborn; Paying too much attention is actually a kind of torture. Never mind what others think. Doing ordinary things seriously every day is to prove yourself.

32. A woman's best dowry is a considerate and warm heart, and a man's best dowry is a lifetime of accommodation and love. One sentence you hold is worth a hundred, and I'll give it to you. Ten thousand bright futures are not worth a warm gift.

Thirty-three, if one day, a person who can't come back disappears, and a person who can't leave, it doesn't matter. If you leave the wrong person, you will meet the right person, and time will bring you the right person. Please love yourself first and meet for the rest of your life.

I hope to have a job that is not boring, meet an ugly person at a very old age, have a leisurely love, have a quiet wedding, have a lovely baby and spend my life peacefully. What I want is always simple.

35. There are no perfect two people, only two hearts give in to each other. You change a little, I change a little, although everyone will lose a little self, but they can become a tacit couple. Falling in love is never a personal matter. Sooner or later, someone will smile at you with a ring and say, please give me more advice for the rest of my life.

Thirty-six, the two warmest words a woman can give a man are I understand, and the two warmest words a man can give a woman are I am. In love, men are eager to understand and women need companionship. The ideal love that men need most is that when they are frustrated, I understand you. The best future a woman can imagine is to be together every day. After a long time, I will know that the most precious thing is not the person who spends money for you, but the person who is willing to spend time for you.

Crazy before the age of 37 and 25: watch a awesome concert; There is a kind of travel, just leave; Have a girlfriend of the opposite sex who can lose face to him at any time; Crying in the cinema; After a night of excitement, it exploded; Get drunk once; Talk about a crazy but fruitless love. After the age of 25, you should be quiet: respect your adoptive parents, cook and clean, work and study, get married and have children, put away your corners, hide your madness and live a stable life.

Thirty-eight, from passion to affection, from moving to gratitude, from romance to being together. The longer I stay, the more reluctant I am to leave you. This is called love. A woman's best dowry is a considerate and warm heart, and a man's best dowry is a lifetime of accommodation and love. Companionship is the longest confession, and happiness is to find a warm person for a lifetime.

39. You never know how many versions you will have in other people's mouths, you never know what others have said to slander you to protect yourself, and you can't stop those unrealistic rumors. And all you can do is ignore it, there is no need to explain and clarify. People who know you will always believe you. My favorite sentence: If you are not blind, don't know me from others!

40. You can come to me slowly. It doesn't matter if I go the wrong way or take the wrong bus, because I will wait, but don't be too slow, because I am afraid that I can't take care of myself in Me Before You, and I will not eat on time, stay up late, have a bad temper, lose my buttons, sew and clean dishes. Besides, I want to eat a lot and go to many places with you. So, you should take care of yourself before my illness gets worse.

4 1. Don't judge others by your own standards, and don't look at people with colored glasses. Because everyone has his own preferences, personality and life value. What you don't like is not bad. To borrow a word: the types of creatures are gradually decreasing, while the types of people are gradually increasing. No matter who or what, existence is reasonable. You don't have to be disgusted, but learn to look at the world with appreciation.

42. Love is never fair. You are very kind, but you are not cherished. No one is wrong, but no matter how good you are, you are not needed by the other party. He likes apples, you like oranges, and you are not suitable. People are sometimes mean. They don't like people who love themselves, but they just love people who are hurting themselves all over. In fact, the reason is very simple. Even if someone has the outstanding advantages like superman, I would rather find a monster I am obsessed with, even if his shortcomings are rampant, but in my heart it is right.

Classic inspirational words are so classic.

1. People with goals are running; People who have no goals are wandering because they don't know where to go. People with goals are grateful; People who have no goals are complaining because they feel that everyone owes themselves. People with goals can't sleep; People who have no goals can't sleep because they don't know what to do after getting up. People with goals have a peaceful mind; People who have no goals are at a loss, because sailing in the sea has no compass.

You may meet many people on the road of growing up. Because of marriage, some people dislike your weight, because of falling in love, some people care about your appearance, some people are afraid that you are unreasonable, some people can't stand your temper because of family, some people are jealous of your excellent work, and some people see clearly that you don't take you seriously. Nevertheless, there are always people who love and appreciate you. Just stick to the right, correct the wrong, and make yourself better!

Don't forget your innovative spirit, so as to achieve your ultimate goal. Life is an experience. If a person's thoughts are transparent, then he will be enlightened in his actions and in his heart. He will have desire but not persistence, and he will live freely. People who are prepared for danger in times of peace have a peaceful heart, bluer clouds and more secluded boats.

What really matters is not the years in life, but the life in the years. People are far more powerful than you think, especially when you look back, you will find that you have taken a road you didn't expect. As long as your mind is not chaotic, it is difficult for the outside world to change anything about you. Don't envy others, don't lose yourself.

A person's life is not entirely owned by the individual, but taken care of by family members and relatives, especially by extended family. There is no reason to waste time, and there is no need to be more bitter. When peace is precious and the wound is difficult to heal, people around you or strangers are often overlooked.

6. When we grow up, we find that it is not important to have many friends, but to have a few real friends. When I was a child, I wanted to keep the whole world in my heart. When I grow up, I find that my heart is getting smaller, so small that I can only put myself in it. Accept the past and the present, and you will have the energy to pursue the future.

7. Life is quiet because it is quiet, because it is calm and elegant. Indifferent to the heart, self-sufficient in the world. Clouds are light and leisurely, while water is light and nurtures everything. Things in the world are confusing, right and wrong are gains and losses, and it is difficult to be perfect. If you are single-minded, you will get stuck in the quagmire of disputes. Everything wants to be innocent, regardless of gains and losses, and naturally ends up at leisure. People live a lifetime, and their mentality is more important than anything else.

8. Always full of hope for life. Every ruthless present actually has a heartbreaking past; Everyone who has been in love with colorful colors is actually hurt with relish. Live a good life and don't care too much; Live seriously and don't expect more. People can only live once, don't be too tired.

9. Learn to let go, let go of pressure, the past, negativity, complaints, narrowness, worldly pains and troubles, learn to let nature take its course, learn to face bad luck calmly, learn to look at life positively, and learn to think positively about everything. In this way, the sun will shine into the heart, drive away fear, drive away darkness and drive away all haze.

10. What people need to change is often not the environment, but their own heart. Life is imperfect, life is very limited, and life is a series of karma. We should experience a deeper life and develop inner spirituality, instead of tirelessly pursuing all external material life.

, it's so classic

1, it's not others that bother you, but you worry about yourself with other people's words and deeds. People who often think that others are paying attention to you, or want others to pay attention to you, will have a more troublesome life.

Please let go of what you can't keep. Let it fly, it will be more beautiful.

The existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.

4. A good life should be full of expectation, surprise and gratitude.

Happiness is like a button falling under the sofa. You can't find it if you concentrate. When you forget it, it will roll out by itself.

6. Smart people are happy, but people who think they are smart are troubled. Help others to alleviate three points of trouble, and you will enjoy seven points of happiness.

7. As long as people don't lose their way, they won't lose themselves! What matters in life is not where you stand, but the direction you face.

8. The real walker is not how many places he has traveled, but how many times he has achieved a brand-new self.

9. People should not be a still life in a vase for people to watch, but the rhythm of dancing with the wind spreading on the grassland. Life is not an arrangement, but a pursuit. The meaning of human beings may never have an answer, but we should also enjoy this life without an answer.

10, don't love too hard, two wrong people break up, maybe it can create happiness for four people.

1 1. Being strong is not that your heart hardens, but that you can still laugh when you cry.

12, break my heart, you did better than anyone.

13. Being kind to others is the best way to be kind to yourself.

14. When water flows through the pipeline, the shape of the pipeline is the same as that of water. When the fountain of life flows through you, life is the shape of your mind.

15, pets and love are two different things, pets can have no communication, but love can't.

16, Life Test 1 * * There are four topics: academic career, marriage and family. You have to get a high average score to pass, so don't spend too much time and energy on any topic.

17, the fish said: You can't see the tears in my eyes because I am in the water; Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.

18, life is alive, it should be like this, while fragrant others, while beautiful yourself.

19, It takes only a minute to meet someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

20. Luminescence is not the patent of the sun. It can also shine.

2 1, everything should be viewed from multiple angles.

22. The ideal road is always for people with confidence.

23. The best friend is when you sit on the balcony together without saying a word. When you walk away, you still feel that you had a wonderful conversation.

24. A person's value is determined at the moment of being tempted.

25. It takes at least two people for rumors to hurt you. Your enemies slander you, and your friends tell you.

26. Not everything is the best for the happiest people.

27. When two people are in love, they both long for an infinitely sweet kiss, but why do they hurt each other with a kissing mouth when quarreling?

28. The temperature of tears is 530℃, just because the outside is too cold, it will drop to 53℃.

29. The meeting between some people is like a meteor, which instantly sparks an enviable spark, but it is destined to pass by in a hurry.

Humor means that when a person wants to cry, he still has the interest to laugh.