How can a girl be humorous when she says she is blind?

When a girl says "blind", here are some humorous responses:

1, you have to get a pair of glasses quickly, otherwise how can you find me as a treasure boy?

2. nothing. If I were the sand in your eyes, I hope you can rub your eyes more and let you see me clearly.

Then you should be careful, or I may be treated as a stone by you.