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Talking about the circle of friends who say children are animals (selected 19 sentences)

1. The beast that has been raised for five months can finally go to work.

It has been raining recently, and the shoes of two wild animals are too dirty. Help him wash it.

I have a disease, I don't want to sleep late at night, but the god beast wants me to get up at 7 o'clock every morning.

4. Only hometown snacks can soothe the mother who is with the beast for 24 hours.

5. Because of the pneumonia epidemic, my baby didn't start school and was mentally tortured by me like a god beast.

6, heart jam, inadvertently for so many years. In this life, can my god beast group still go home?

7. Animals teach at home, parents collapse, teachers collapse, and the most collapse is the teaching director.

8. Stay at home with the little beast on the 4th1day! Boiled into a dizzy situation, I don't know when it will be big.

9. Little animals don't sleep at night, playing with tall building blocks by the bed. Children of this age are really energetic!

10, I want to start school, but the wild animals at home annoy me and I don't want to start school. The internet speed at home is faster than that in colleges and universities, and there are also delicious differences.

1 1, the neighbor's god beast, cries every day, and his parents are upset. This family hand-made mobile game book can make the god beast and his parents live in harmony!

12, the god beast said, "Mom, you are a global beauty." I said, "You are a global handsome guy." Business favors each other, and we are all happy.

13, God beast starts school at home, has three meals a day, and needs to supervise after-school counseling. My foot is really broken. Let's start school quickly.

14, God beast is not at home. I can do some housework and listen to some songs. I still don't work today. It's a fairy day.

15, holiday at home, you do your homework, I read books, and then I stumbled into the middle of the night and waited for half an hour before going to bed and watching iPad. The beast has gone home, which is so confusing.

16, there are beasts at home, and it's very tiring to communicate effectively recently! Maybe she was given too much private space, so she gradually liked to stay alone in the house.

17 Accompany the 7-year-old beast to do his homework in broad daylight, and often stay up late with the full-moon beast at night. My grandmother took the children and asked me to have a rest, but I found that I couldn't sleep in bed.

18, after staying at home for such a long time, apart from my cooking, I think my decision to have a second child at that time was extremely wise.

19. In the morning, the God beast cooked a bag of instant noodles, a sausage and a box of milk. In the afternoon, he asked when to eat before 1 1. At this point, he has been lying in bed snoring like thunder, raising something instead of his second brother.