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Taking stock of the most narcissistic ancients in history, Li Qingzhao: I'm not targeting anyone. Everyone here is rubbish.

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Qu Yuan.

You may not believe it, but Qu Yuan's surname is Mi. Why is Qu Yuan surnamed Qu Yuan?

Sorry to digress, if you really want to know, weird sister can write it in the next issue. Back to the topic of this issue, why should we say that Qu Yuan is narcissistic, because-

"Many women are jealous of Yu's beauty. They say Yu is good at prostitution."

Everyone is taught by nine-year compulsory education. You should know what this sentence means: You women are jealous of my beauty and speak ill of me behind my back.

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Xie Lingyun.

Xie Kanggong was a famous poet in the Southern and Northern Dynasties. He is very talented, but he often offends officials and emperors. According to my preliminary estimate, because he is too narcissistic.

"There is only one stone in the world, and Cao Zijian has eight buckets. I have to fight, and the world is divided into one battle. "

There is a way to offend people in the world, and you all have it.

Officer: I won't crowd you out. Who will crowd out?

Emperor: Who will I kill if I don't kill you?

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Li Qingzhao

A woman who can live forever must be a strange girl. This sentence is also very useful to Li Qingzhao.

Li Qingzhao has high attainments in poetry, so she expresses her views on ci by discussing ci.

It's just that this "theory of words" belittles the former polar poets. None of you can read, and few of you can read. It's not that I belittle anyone, but that everyone here is rubbish

It is obvious who knows the lyrics.

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Liu Yuxi.

Liu Yuxi is famous as a poet. Of course, he didn't call himself a poet, but Bai Juyi praised him as "Liu Pengcheng Mende is also a poet". Even so, he is narcissistic.

"I am a humble room, but I am virtuous."

Judging from his "Humble Room Inscription", I am the only one in the world who is virtuous and artistic. Alas, you laity, laity.

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Xin Qiji.

China was an uninhibited poet in the Southern Song Dynasty, who was called Dragon, Su Xin with Su Shi and Ji 'nan Er 'an with Li Qingzhao.

But Mr. E Jiaxuan's narcissism is really cute-

"I see how charming Castle Peak is, and I expect Castle Peak to see me like this."

This green hill is really charming. Qingshan must have thought so when he saw me.

Do you think it's over? No, no, no, and the following-

"I don't hate the ancients for not seeing me, and I hate the ancients for not seeing my crazy ears."

I don't regret not meeting an ancient writer at all, but I am a little sorry that the ancients didn't see me.

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Zou Ji.

Zou Ji's beauty is well known and has been passed down to this day. One of the top ten handsome men in ancient China, daily life is beauty.

"Who is Xu Hongmei and me in the north of the city?"

Knowing that Xugong is one of the best handsome men in the local area, but insisting on asking such a question is tantamount to asking: The most beautiful man in the world, who is more beautiful than me?

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kang youwei

Kang Youwei is a famous figure, and everyone knows a lot about him, both positive and negative. Today I mainly talk about his narcissism.

One day, Kang Youwei toured the West Lake with prostitutes and wrote poems-

"South makeup West Lake, I also drifted to Dr. Fan."

The woman I brought seems to be a stone, and I seem to be cooler than that. It can be said that it is quite narcissistic.

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The last person I want to talk about is a mudslide in the literary world.

The exotic can no longer be exotic, and the narcissistic can no longer be narcissistic.

Play a few poems and feel for yourself-

Laugh at Liu bang

I heard that Xiang Yu pulled out the mountain and scared Liu Bang to flee.

Not my little Sean. Grandma has gone back to Pei County.

Song of the wind

The cannon opened and hit his mother with a bang, and Vega Haine went home.

Zhang Zongchang is a hero, and he swallowed the hibiscus in one gulp.

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It turns out that these celebrities are so proud. If they were born in modern times, I don't know how much fun it would be.

(Jane Baoyu's writing group punched in on the seventh day)