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Impossible happiness.

1. There is no lack of happiness in the world, but a lack of eyes to find happiness.

Life is bound to bump into my memory, so I don't know who you are at all and I won't remember who hurt me.

3. Am I selfish? I would rather destroy what I can't get than let others get it.

4. I dreamed of you again last night, sitting quietly beside me, hoping that when we meet again, we won't grow old together.

5. Are the protagonists of The West Chamber Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian?

6. Now I am full of backbone and dreams.

7. What I said is not true. Believe me, you are unlucky.

8. I hate unfaithful people, whether it's affection, love, friendship or meeting by chance.

9. I like clean and white boys, because I am really a swan.

10, I want to have a home, a home only for myself.

1 1. Get married or get out.

12, Jesus has nothing to do with me, and Sakyamuni has nothing to do with me.

13, as long as you are willing to come back, everything you have done can be forgiven. Let happiness turn into clouds and thickly decorate your sky!

Happiness is a pure and colorful bridge that surrounds people.

15, there is no happy place in the world, only happy people.

16, happiness is sugar. When you are depressed, this fructose will be quietly pushed into your mouth. In an instant, your world is boiling! Sweet flowers bloom in your mouth.

17, happiness is hidden in every detail of life. More often, she is wealth, not power, but a positive and healthy attitude. Don't trap yourself in unhappiness for those trivial things. Everything will have a solution.

18 When life viciously turned everything into black humor, I got on the boat and turned myself into a hooligan with a higher education.

19. Life is a mirror. If you smile at her, she will smile back at you.

20. A good attitude is sunshine, which can illuminate your life. A sunny life is the soil of happiness. It can make your mood as bright as sunshine, and it can make your world full of warmth and flowers!

2 1, there is love besides teeth.

22. Drink medicine, pass the bottle, hang yourself with a rope, and jump off a building with a small handkerchief. I said I did, so I came. He said I didn't, so I left.

23. Don't take the price that I like you as your shameless capital.

24. Not loving is not loving. Who are you pretending to show it to after all this nonsense?

25. I posted a post in the building with my photo and QQ attached. Tencent cried the next day, but I didn't bully him.

26. Buddha said to kill, I said, calm down.

27. The ending of chewing gum is sugar residue. Anyone here? Shit, it's gone.

28. The best way to keep a man is to keep a sense of mystery, which is beyond our power. Perhaps the grapes that cannot be picked are the sweetest.

29. When winter came, I accidentally washed the quilt.

30. Always leave yourself a way out.

3 1, Fan Yichen's song "Let Go" is so hypocritical, I have to find someone to knock him down.

32. Someone said he would marry me and treat me well all his life, but I don't know how many times he lied in other people's ears.

Don't go, stay with kindness. Sorry, love doesn't need to be swallowed.

34. Don't be too greedy when you live in this world. They should learn to choose and enjoy the happiness brought by simplicity.

35. Happiness is actually very simple. As simple as learning progress, as simple as family reunion, as simple as happiness. Study from time to time? Is happiness.

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