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If you have no money on you, then talk about it.

People are warm and cold. When you have no money or skills, no one wants to talk to you. I sorted out some people who have no money on them. Let's enjoy them together.

1. I never know where my money went. Actually, I didn't buy anything. Actually, I didn't eat anything, but the money was gone. The first time I found that I had no money in my pocket, I felt very insecure. When you have a good life, everyone likes you to lift you up. When your life is down and out, people want to step on you. When you have no money, even the closest people look down on you. Is it true?/You don't say. . Although I don't have the money for the Spring Festival, I have a lovely heart. Money is not important, what matters is that I have no money! 6. Growing up, I found that my best trick was to make money disappear! 7. Take a walk, you will understand a lot when you have no money, watch a group of people and listen to the whole world, and you will gain a lot when you are down and out. 8. I can't solve any problems that can be solved with money now. Before, I was happy without money, but now, I am not only poor, but also unhappy. 10. I found my nonsense so valuable when I paid the phone bill. 1 1. When you have no money, everything you say is wrong. When you are down and out, it is not necessarily a good thing to go to relatives. Others may not be fluent in seeing the surface. 12. It's China New Year. Let's fart and be a cannon. 13. Making money is a kind of ability and spending money is a kind of technology, but my ability is limited, but my technology is very high. 14. Unless there is an accident, I have no money for the New Year this year. 15. You only know my smile when I have money, but you don't know my sad face when I have no money. 16. Sometimes I don't toss myself: people! You can't be spineless without money, and you can't be down and out again; I don't know what maturity is and what life is. ? 17. If there were no free air, I wouldn't be alive today. 18. I have no money and no achievements, but I have dreams, I am crazy, I am crazy, and I live for myself. 19. Money is really a good thing, which can make people happy and sad at the same time. 20. I have no money for breakfast for a week! Tell yourself that you are losing weight. 2 1. Money binds people, but not the heart. 22. When we have money, buy two cups of soybean milk, drink one and pour another. 23. No one is strong from the beginning, and no one will be understood and supported by everyone from the beginning. When you have no money, even the closest people look down on you. 24. Sorry, please don't stop me from drinking northwest wind. 25. When I was rich, you pretended to make me unattainable. You ignored me when I had no money. 26. If you have money, you are God; If you have no money, you are nothing! I'm not afraid of being looked down upon by others, but I'm afraid I won't live up to expectations. 27. Once, I had money; Once, I had you; Later, I ran out of money, and later, I lost you. 28. The cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you! 29. People don't know they are worthless until they have no money, and they don't know they are a pile of smelly shit until they are down and out. ? 30. The new year is about to begin. By the end of the year, I found that I had only grown in age.

The above is all the contents of the article that have pictures and no money. With money, enemies can become friends; without money, friends can become enemies. When people are lucky, they are also down and out. Once they are poor, they know who is serious about themselves. Once they are stupid, they will know who is warming themselves.