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This winter, a man said

1. Autumn is colder, and the fallen leaves are no longer so affectionate. When it gets colder in winter, the snow is not so cold.

Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was too cold, which made me unconscious.

The reason why winter is so cold is to tell us how important the warmth of people around us is.

4. Winter is coming. What should a person do? Anyway, I will add a quilt and get a down jacket.

It's so cold that my heart is cold. Maybe this is the right season for me.

The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

7. When winter comes, you should relax and be responsible for yourself. Try it if you dare to make me sick.

8. It's cold, my hands are cold, and my mobile phone won't touch it. But the thought of friends warms my heart. Friendship, always warm, SMS greetings, I wish you happiness and health, smile more every day.

9. The weather is very cold. Don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate when you wake up at night.

10, unconsciously ushered in another snow, as beautiful as last year, except for your whistle. Without you around.

1 1, the golden morning sun gradually dyed the eastern sky red, and the high main peak of Huangshan Mountain was dyed deep red by brilliant clouds.

12, it's so cold, you must take care of yourself, don't freeze! As the saying goes, "people freeze their legs, pigs freeze their mouths." I've put on my pants, so buy a mask quickly!

13 and 12 months, the naughty north wind roared and tried to blow off the snow coat and quilt.

14, Snow White, I love you, I love your purity. You decorated the earth with silvery white, and how beautifully you dressed it.

15, little star, lonely moon is hard to be relative. Love and hate winter, this feeling is not eternal, so where do you go? The yellow sand is long and the sunset is longer. Sunset laughs at the world of mortals, and has been willful since ancient times.

16, can't start the learning mode, because it's too cold to move, and it's stuck.