QQ plays dice, as a punishment, please provide a lot of funny and spoof punishment.

1: Why did I fall into the cesspit again? 2: Why did you kiss me again?

3: I dropped my sausage on my crotch after breakfast today.

4. What if you lose your virginity?

5: How do I feel that I like my mother?

6: I finally fell in love.

I was scolded in the street today.

8. I had a perm today.

9. I admitted my agreement today.

10. I didn't expect to fall in love with her What should I do?

1 1. I am breaking up.

12. Advanced gastric cancer.

13 why don't you like me when I am so good?

My mother gave me a deformation measuring instrument.