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Ask for more touching sentences in grave robbery notes and bottle evil fan articles, which can move you to cry. And an extra 50- 100 points.

Does micro-fiction count? @ Rude: # Bottle Evil # Jianghu Overhead Fat Grandpa: Zhang Daxia, what's your best move? Zhang Daxia said calmly, pointing to one another. The fat man asked again, I'm afraid there is no secret book that the Great Xia can't fix. Zhang Daxia was stunned. After a while, he said, yes. Fat man:? Zhang Daxia sighed: "Sword spectrum to ward off evil spirits"

Uncle, the Wu family has an heir named "Wu Ji", but his surname is Zhang ...

@ c Star # Bottle Evil # Zhang Happy New Year Fat Little Evil: Uncle is so handsome today! Fat man: Yo, little devil has a sweet mouth! Little evil: Big evil uncle has the biggest red envelope! Xiaohua's family is naive: call Uncle Hua quickly. Little Devil: Flower Fairy ... Floret: Wu Xie, your son is so cute (squeezing his face). Susan's younger brother: pour Susan tea. Little evil:? Naive: Without his compassion, there would be no you …

Subaba Ancient Edition # Bottle Evil # Buy Steamed Buns Wang Meng: It is rumored in the Jianghu that the world's biggest thief handed over the secret Tomb Notes to the court? Chief Fat Paper: Shh, I tell you, although the imperial court got the secret book, it suffered a huge loss! Wang Meng: How? Fat paper: An imperial envoy sent by the imperial court to take charge of this matter was taken away by thieves, and his whereabouts are still unknown. You said it was a huge loss! this

Recently, there is a popular saying on the collar: don't be infatuated with brother, my sister-in-law will hit you. Little Evil Edition: Don't cling to the smelly bottle, my mother will hit you! =L= you all know ~

@ Monkey Sauce-:# Novel # When Wu Xie rushed into the ward, a group of people surrounded the bedside. Stumbling through the crowd to the bed, I just shook the man's cold hand and my eyes became red. "Please open your eyes … you can't be fine … I didn't say anything to you … how can you be fine?" Being caressed gently, laughing jokingly at my side. I was about to speak when I burst into tears, and my tears fell on those hands that held him tightly. "Fortunately ... you are all right."

@ c Star: # Bottle Evil # Little Brother's youngest brother's hobby? Against Wu Xie ... What do I like best? Wu Xie succeeded ... Little brother loves to keep warm? Wu Xie's hand ... What is my greatest advantage? Protecting Wu Xie ... What do I care about most? Wu Xie's childhood friend ... What do I do most often? Wu Xie ...-Naive: ! !

@ Su baa: Bao Zongzi # Bottle Evil # Naive: I can pack ~ Fat paper: Fat master must know ~ Xiaohua: Yo ~ Wang Meng: Little boss, how much do you want to pack ~ Little brother -L-: .............................................................................................., I can also pack dumplings. Naive: …

C Star Man # Bottle Evil # Fever "Brother, do you have a cold?" Naively reached out and explored my little brother's forehead. "Ah, it's so hot!" The little brother silently held his hand. "Your hands are too cold." Suddenly close to the naive face and say, "No fever." Close to each other's foreheads, breathing close at hand. Innocent blushed and pushed him away. "Wait." Little brother pressed his shoulder and rubbed his forehead against his red face. "You have a fever." "no!"

Zi Shun # Bottle Evil # "Don't go if you are naive." "Why?" "Because I only have one you. This picture is a work as big as PSD ~ but learning to be a gentleman is a beautiful style.

Zishun # bottle evil # A perfect match made in heaven, hand in hand, endowing good media with eternal involvement. Marriage alliance is a century-old dream, and three generations of fate are endless. Always warm each other with new candles, tie colorful lanterns and add tea. At this time, my heart is like a spring breeze. [bottle evil cover "stem"] [bazi]

In those years when # Bottle Evil # disappeared in Zhang Qiling, the fat man always wondered why people were quiet when they talked less. Probably longing for love, so he has to find a wife. Finally, one day, he called Wu Xie and said, "Hey, are you free to go on a blind date recently ..." I heard that he was short of breath. "Fat man ... stuffy oil bottle is back ..." "Oh? ! But when he comes back, you have to find a wife ... ""Shit! The little grandfather's wife is back! " Say that finish, he gasped again.

Su baa baa lose weight # bottle evil # Wang Meng who came back from visiting relatives: Fat brother? ! Fat paper is full of luggage: tell you, fat man, I will never come to help again! In just a few days, I lost 20 pounds! Wang Meng: ..... Fat paper: Damn, that store always has strange sounds that make me insomnia at night; I eat clear soup and thin water every once in a while, but it's not spicy or boring; To make matters worse, that naive guy always asks for leave, and I do all the work!

@ 京京京京京京: Eight weeks of inverted bucket-talk about the notes of inverted bucket column tomb robbery. The marriageable coefficient of young men of all ages reports their appearance, personality, economic ability, social status, housing, car, health, future development, living ability, artistic cells and so on. 14 The most concerned marriage partner index of women is big PK! The highlight is at the end, please read it carefully. ——————————————— This newspaper specially reminds that blind date is risky, so you should be cautious in choosing a spouse. Author: Xinghe.

Su baa baa

When Toy Boy # Bottle Evil # woke up, Wu Xie was shocked to see the ancient Hanfu on him and the ancient charm around him. This is cheating! Suddenly the door opened, with long hair hanging freely, and a little brother in a moonlight robe came in: Your Majesty, I've come to serve my bed. Wu Xie:? ! Your Highness? Little brother? Sleep? ... little brother, Toy Boy is crushed by me? I finally turned over! ..... The next day, Wu Xie clung to pp: What a Toy Boy! It's all a lie

Devil # Bottle Evil # Brother got up and put the moonlight robe on his body at will: It's time for your prince to honor his promise. Naive: Huh? Little brother: naturally, help me find the secret of my disappearance. Naive: Huh? Brother: I will get paid for practicing magic with you. Naive: You practice with me? Brother, do you mean that I invited you here to crush me? ! What's the magic of lying to dad? ! Little brother: Chrysanthemum collection.

@ 丫丫丫丫丫丫丫丫: Single for 3 years after divorce. Recently, a father and son come every day. My father is handsome and quiet. He always orders beef noodles for himself and his son, but he has never met his mother. I guess he is also a sad person. The child is very cute. I couldn't help adding meat to them. I think if I have this blessing … that day, I summon up the courage to confess. The child's father brought another man and sat silently opposite him to give him meat to eat. "Wu Xie, eat more meat."

@ Jingjing Jingjing Jingjing: "Your dad is so handsome that no woman has chased you before?" "Why not? There used to be a noodle shop owner who liked my dad. " "How do you know?" "The teacher glared at my dad and gave us meat to eat." "Then what?" "She asked me to call her mother when my father was away." "... so? ""The next day, my dad Zhang took my dad Wu to eat noodles. ""... "

@ Blind Cat No: Wu Xie has been extremely busy recently. Zhang Canqiling only takes children to eat? The owner of the noodle restaurant is single and very nice, and always adds meat to them. On this day, the proprietress went to wash her hands, but she was also leaning against the counter to tease Zhang. "Come ~ call mom to listen ~" "Hmm ~" The child was out of tune with soup in his mouth, but it just drifted into Zhang Qiling's ear word for word and immediately got an electric shock. So the next day, Zhang Qiling decisively took Wu Xie to eat noodles.

@ mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm) Little brother: My name is Bottle. Can you give me a hug? Innocently hugged my little brother and blushed: my name is shoes, and you can't take me off. The little brother picked up his innocence and walked to the bedroom. I mean: strip me naked, including flirting. (Photo: @ Ben San Lao Bei)

"Wu Xie Dad, wake up Dad, what are you doing?" Zhang slapped the door hard. "Brother ~ no, my son is outside. Ah ~ "Wu Xie was stripped to a pair of underwear, the whole body with a hint of pink. Zhang Qiling opened the door and said to his son with a cold face, "Dad is busy. Go and get a bottle of soy sauce." And then bang.

Mu Ying

# Bottle Evil # "Boss, how about this antique?" "Well, not bad." "The little brother, are you new here? What about boss Wu of this antique shop? What is your relationship with him? " "... what he owes me. ""Huh? " The dark-haired young man stopped talking, but closed his eyes and remembered a person who had already gone. The radian of the lip angle has changed subtly. Let's wait for others this time. When you come back, I will ask you for what you promised me.

# Bottle Evil # "Brother, don't keep a straight face, ok? I'm not afraid of fat people. Everyone is trapped in a bucket, and it is not bad to die on the same day in the same year! " "..." "You should at least comfort this innocent little comrade. You see, his face is white. " "Hey fatty, you ..." After a long time, Wu Xie, as the only survivor, only remembered that fatty's smile was batting practice, Zhang Qiling's hand covering her eyes was warm, and then her consciousness was blank. He was left alone in this world.

Zhang Qiling may be Wu Xie's eternal nightmare. He ruined the young people's leisure days, led him into the dense fog, and made him unconsciously make a lifelong curse, which was fixed at a certain time in a hurry. Without him, Wu Xie may be able to marry a daughter-in-law, have a baby and live a good life after all the truth comes out. He is his nightmare, waking up means giving up, and sleeping means sinking. He and we are very satisfied with it.

# Bottle Evil # "Before talking about love, I told you' If you will disappear, at least I will remember', and I was cheated all my life." "At such a big age, if I still call you' little brother', I will definitely be laughed at. Why are you not old? But I changed my name to Zhang Qiling ... Forget it, make do. " "... are you listening? "By the West Lake, a young man pushing an old man's wheelchair gently put his hand on his shoulder.

# Duanzi # The small shop by the West Lake changed hands several times, and the boss became a young man in a pink shirt. There are often eyah operas in shops. When someone asked him, he just smiled and said, "I'm guarding it for some fool who ran to the ground with others first." Before he knew my mind, he foolishly asked me and had to answer. ""When everything is settled, I'll go down and ask him for a debt. "

# Bottle Evil # After a long time forgetting everything, he has a new partner. He is a talkative young man, silly, a bit like someone. However, he can't remember who it is. One day they were by the fire. He talked about his existence inexplicably, but was interrupted by the young man. "Hey, don't think about it!" "He felt lost, he always felt that he should have the answer. There is no one to talk about it anymore, and he will never find the original person again.

Mu Ying

One of his favorite things later was telling stories to his son and telling his dreams at night. Only children will believe those experiences. My son once asked, "Dad, the one uncle Zhang You mentioned ... you like him, don't you?" He choked. "Who told you that? But ... "He whispered," Don't tell your mother, I can only tell you this ... "Only when you are with your children can you dare to show your true feelings.

# Bottle Evil # "Ah, it snowed in Hangzhou today." The new guy at Xiling Printing Factory is closing. "Then you have to close the door tonight ..." "Don't move." The king's union stopped his action. "Our rule here is to leave the door open at night and leave a light. The boss has to wait for someone. " "ha? Wait for who? " "... just leave him a message. "Wang Meng shook his head and opened the door that would never be closed to anyone again.

Mu Ying

Ten years later, he showed the way to a masked youth with facial paralysis by the West Lake. Watching the young man leave slowly, the snow fell on his shoulder. His wife came out of the shop and put a coat on him. "You are old, put on more clothes." He smiled. "I just saw an old friend." "Huh?" "No ... he has forgotten me for a long time." At least this time, he pointed out the direction for him, watched him leave, and completely gave up waiting when he was helpless.

In fact, he is not too old, just middle-aged. To put it bluntly, the innocence of my youth is that I have lost my stupidity, and I can't come back for a reason. He has a wife and children. If he has time, he will have a drink with the fat man and blow a few words, and his life will be complete. It's just that he will never mention other people's names in his life. For no reason, there are some things that some people must forget. They have to live for themselves.

# Bottle Evil # "Think about it carefully, besides chasing stuffy oil bottles, are there many people around me?" Wu Xie smiled brightly. "Kobanawa fatty. My grandpa's notes haven't been thoroughly studied yet! It is better to grasp something practical. " "So, stuffy oil bottle want to find his memory, go and find it, nothing. If he loses his memory again, I don't know if there are any kind people to take him home ... "His fingers trembled, and everything else was as usual.

# Bottle Evil # Later, Wu Xie couldn't figure out why he made the promise that "at least I will find out". He thought his blood was boiling, and he didn't understand what "promise" meant and how many things could be changed. It will take a long time to know if I can say it. It's just that Zhang Qiling has lost Wu Xie for too long, and there are so many people and things in Wu Xie besides Zhang Qiling. They just met by chance and came and went in a hurry. Where did they get their lives?

# Bottle Evil # Wu Xie is just an ordinary person. Don't expect him to keep silent forever, it's cruel to him. According to the development of the story, that's it. Getting married and having children is a simple and beautiful life. In his spare time, he will also tell stories to his children like a normal father and tell his experiences when he was young. I accidentally mentioned someone's name, so I skipped vaguely, "I can't remember clearly." I can't remember those life and death and * * *, those thrilling moments.

# Bottle Evil # He never called that name until he died. When he closed his eyes, the fat man was beside his bed, and he was dying. He only glanced at his wife and son and sighed in a low voice. "I really miss the past inverted bucket time ... three people's ..." He was finally naive, thinking that this would make Wu Xie never see Zhang Qiling again, never see each other again, never say those words again, and get all wet when he met those things.

He is glad that his son is a quiet child, but he is attached to him, so that when he is looked at by those dark eyes, he won't have a groundless illusion that someone is still alive. He told his son not to be brave, but to be happy. Once my son solemnly asked, "Dad, why don't you let me wear a hoodie?" It turned out that this man unconsciously penetrated the rest of his life, bit by bit.

Mu Ying # bottle evil # They met again decades later. He showed the young man the way in the coat his wife gave him. He passed by for a long time and never missed it. No one can hear a sigh in that person's heart. "I walked past you just to see you, not because I don't remember." ... that's great, Wu Xie. "Some things in this world are predestined friends. The stem I wrote yesterday has changed a little! Thanks for the pictures of the sleeping girl!

Mu Ying

# Bottle Evil # "How did you get out of the bucket for the last time?" He lowered his eyes. "I don't know. Obviously, one second everyone was fine, the fat man was joking in front, and the little brother was walking beside him ... The next second, I was left alone. Behind them is darkness, with traces of blood and gray smoke ... they are gone. " "Say out someone believe it? Companion ... is the one who will take you out even if you become a ghost after being killed. Do you believe it? "

# Bottle Evil # Wu Xie looked at Zhang Qiling's body, but couldn't gather together. On the one hand, he said slowly, "Hey, little brother, are you in front of me ... your original memory has not been found ... Don't worry, as long as I don't die in Wu Xie, when will you remember?" I will tell you everything I remember about you. " Then he smiled again. "You don't even want to enter my dream, do you? Ah? " Close at hand, the Covenant of life and death.

# Bottle Evil # "Although I promised that the person with stuffy oil bottle would remember his existence ... what I can remember is that after I met him." The old man took a sip of tea. "I can't give him the memory he really wants." I have been married and have children these years. He hasn't even been in my dream once ... is he too lazy to bother or worried about death? "He rubbed his eyes." He is really cruel ... I have remembered it all my life and never got a chance to say it. "