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Review of the movie "The Expendables"

After watching The Expendables, I think: You should watch it if you are a man!

I was going to watch the premiere … but I really couldn't bear ORZ… at night … so I bought tickets for the evening of the 20th in Hengdian. Speaking of which, it's quite pitiful. An old man watched the whole performance with a bucket of popcorn (what a tragedy)!

Until CAST came out, I still couldn't believe it was over. Not silent at all. From the beginning to the last scene, I have to admire Uncle Stallone's ability to control action movies.

In this era of computer stunts and 3D technology, Uncle Stallone recruited Jason? Statham, Duff? Langer, Terry? Seven action superstars, including Cruise and Jet Li, add up to 439 years old, which is an unprecedented dream team composed of these passionate men. They abandoned computer CG special effects, regained all kinds of traditional weapons in front of the screen, and made super firepower entirely with bullets, flying knives and explosions, proclaiming to the high-tech era that heroes are immortal, and if they don't play, they will have the most fun!

Harley, jacket, tattoo, cigar, muscle, swearing. The nostalgic style of the 1980s, which is full of the whole film, excites action movie fans.

The screaming Harley-Davidson motorcycle at the beginning, dim lights, exaggerated tattoos, and unique teasing between men. This is really a movie that only men can understand. There is no chance encounter, no romance, no complicated interpersonal relationship, the opposition between good and evil, and the hero saves the United States. The style of action movies in the 1980 s is unobstructed.

Everyone's heart is nothing more than these dreams: a cool mount; The occupation of Niu B; Beautiful girlfriend; There is also kung fu that can wipe out thousands of troops. These, the death squads have done.

A group of hot-blooded tough guys ride Harley, with the title of special forces and carrying sexy hot girls, fighting their way out in the encirclement of the enemy! This is a pure man, authentic ~ ~

Another passage in the film left a deep impression on me: when Nick was worried about saving the girl, an old friend's past inspired him: I saved her then, maybe I saved myself.

These men, like killing machines, can't hide their eternal conscience and justice, and the film has been truly sublimated here. Men not only kill people, but also kill bad people (laughs).

I don't think you can watch a few movies made up of such tough guys in your life ~ Hehe, I still remember the worship and yearning for American heroism when I watched First Blood and Iron Warrior in primary school. When I grow up, the pressures of life and work make me numb.

In other words, it can only be such a pure man film. You can really tell me after watching it: it's a man! Stand straight! Do not get down!

The death squads, a masterpiece that returns to human nature, is a man's! You should see it!

PS: The guest appearances of Willis and Arrow are really exciting. When the terminator came out of the light, I only felt my scalp numb, as if the tough guy had come back with a trademark smile. ...

PS: There was a lot of laughter under the stage. Stallone said Arrow: He wants to be president ~ Arrow said Stallone: He only likes to drill in the jungle ~ People who know it will laugh.

Finally, PS: Jet Li's image in the play is a little thin … probably because of his appearance. There are also many humorous jokes (such as the one asking for a raise because of being short). I hope this China movie star who is wandering in Hollywood can continue to carry forward China Kung Fu (laughs).