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Describe people's narcissism and talk about the mood of sitting on the number.

Describe people's narcissism and talk about the feeling of sitting in the number-1. Your words can make me wander between heaven and hell.

Being a handsome man is very tiring, I really know that.

The mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave!

Honey, tell me who said flowers were inserted in cow dung. You really should be beaten. Dare to say you are cow dung. ...

When I am gone, the world seems to have lost its soul.

6. I choose to give up you because I love you deeply and I am lost in love.

7. If I die, how will you live?

8. What's the big deal about being beautiful? People always tell me that.

9. How can I be too handsome to go out? I'm afraid that all men and boys will fall in love as soon as I go out.

10. The lovely me has long since disappeared, replaced by a more lovely me.

1 1. Life is a book. Fools read it in general, but wise men read it carefully, because wise men know that they only have one chance to read it. Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased in your life? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.

12. I want to commit suicide because I am so handsome, but all the girls beg me, "You are really handsome. It is your courage to live. It's not your intention to be handsome, but God depends on how beautiful the world is. "

13. I want to be a vegetable who doesn't hurt, itch, care, speak, pretend or abuse myself.

14. Please don't secretly love.

15. even my exam questions are like this: title: be the most handsome, a: don't do it, now is it. Title: Make the ugliest appearance. Answer: if you don't do it, it won't be ugly anyway.

16. Handsome to disfigurement, handsome to dare not go to the streets again.

17. Young man, you must study hard and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me.

18. Despair in life just adds a little hope to despair and becomes more desperate.

19. Just now, someone praised me for being handsome. I suggest you go and see my friend. After reading it, you will find that I am much more handsome than before.

20. I laugh when someone says I'm handsome. I am smart, brave, witty, kind, considerate, gentle, lovely and generous. You fucking call me handsome?

2 1. I heard that getting married is super cheap now. The civil affairs bureau will pay 9 yuan to solve it. Let me treat you.

22. Why don't I have a stunning deskmate, but my deskmate does?

23. I have no shortcomings, but my biggest shortcoming is that I am too smart.

24. If you are jealous, don't give up. If you are envious, please continue.

25. I want to keep a low profile, but they always clap and yell at me.

Describe people's narcissism and talk about the mood of sitting on the number. 26. Don't do everything, don't spend everything, don't believe everything and don't know everything.

27. Feelings are like this. If you hurt others, consciously or unconsciously, someone will always hurt you.

28. Yushu is better than Pan An in the breeze and pear is better than Haitang.

29. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.

30. If there is an afterlife, I hope I will be less handsome and more ordinary.

3 1. The party needs me to be handsome, and I can't help being handsome. The task of overtaking the United States and Britain is very arduous. I want to contribute my face to the four modernizations of the motherland and the development and progress of the old areas.

32. Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you like to date yourself?

33. No matter how the life novel ends, it is a willing self-directed performance.

34. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

35. Some people say that I am handsome, but I smile, because I smile more handsome.

36. liking me is like buying a lottery ticket, there will only be one winner. However, I won the third prize with a smile, which was happier than winning 5 million.

37. Today, a girl praised me for being thin, so I slapped her in the face. Can't you see how handsome I am? !

38. The day is over, and the poor have only money left!

39. Lao Tzu said, hit with a brick, hit on the head, care about immortality. Forget it.  ̄

40. I'm glad there are many people here. Thank you for coming. Don't go after the party. Go eat. Whoever goes will pay. Listen to cross talk for twenty, and make a noise of sixteen thousand. Laugh and add money.

42. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just long.

43. I am me, different fireworks.

44. It suddenly occurred to me that my mobile phone is actually more useful because of you.

45. There is no fate between us, it all depends on my face value.

46. This kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, and I am handsome and casual.

47. Don't talk, feel my handsomeness with your heart.

48. I am handsome, please don't look.

49. I wish I could be quiet (why? ) Because talent scouts always come to me and ask me for an interview.