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Talk about words.

1. Long time no see. Keep it for yourself if you like. Then maintain the status quo and watch quietly.

2. envy those who are passionate, their eyes are shining.

There are many great girls around me. They are generous, straightforward, without scheming, and can go all out for one sentence.

Those of us who like the same song may feel the same way. Or on a sunny morning, or in the evening when an orange cloud is floating in the west, I am thinking of a song and a person.

I hope what you are worried about now will become nonsense in a few years.

6. Sliced pears will have the fragrance of small grapes when carefully bitten in your mouth, and you can recall the sweetness of litchi by slowly sucking the water washed in linden honey. You see, besides you, there are so many interesting little things in life.

7. People who can't express their love, but always stand behind you silently, have an embarrassing cuteness.

8. Snow, cold wind, I hope it won't hurt you, find a house with warm light and meet kind people.

9. Flowers bloom outside the window and the wind blows in. A few petals fell on the bedside table, a few petals fell on the white sheets, and they fell at hand, putting summer in the hand account and the page about you.

10. I think when I was young, I was mostly like this, doing things that I thought were different. In the eyes of older people, it is just another reincarnation.

1 1. Now it seems that the raw eggs have been shaken. No longer magnanimous, lost confidence.

12. So far, when it comes to the word beautiful, what pops up in my mind is the way you are wearing a white wool hat and running towards me with Sugar-Coated Berry.

13. As a person who has been careless in the eyes of others, it is really difficult to mention those emotions that are not so careless.

14. I want to give my time to the wind, the sky, the sea and him.

15. The afterglow of the sunset is like scattered eggs. The jet plane left a white foam necklace, and then the sky became a delicious dish.

16. The morning light is weak, or the sun curtain is gradually drooping, accompanied by the seemingly absent smell of fireworks. This is what my hometown looks like.

17. Eat more fruits. Oh, apples, oranges and mangoes. Read more books. Oh, novels, historical philosophy. Show more love, smile, hug and kiss. Try harder. Oh, be a lovely person, a person who shines in others' eyes.

19. I like the story of reunion, probably because there are too many differences and misses in life.

All I can think about is you. Tell me about it.

Last year, I flew from Huangshan to Xiamen at 520, and I walked by the sea alone at night. The scene of confession moved me, and I imagined when someone would accompany me. This year's 520 flew from Harbin to Lanzhou and transferred to Jiayuguan. Yumenguan, where the spring breeze was not enough, was turned around. In different places, the same person is still lonely. At night, I miss you infinitely, and my mind is full of you. I thought I could put it down, but I was just deceiving myself and feeling extremely sad. I really should see a psychiatrist when I go back. I don't know how to get through this.

All I can think about is you. Tell me about it.

First, I said I wouldn't drink, but I didn't want to think about myself after drinking too much. As a result, I still went, or I was drunk and I was full of you. Now I really don't rely on alcohol at all to make me fall asleep. I really hope my lovelorn friends don't come to me.

Second, I don't know how to get out of the sadness of losing you. I tried to accept other people's pursuit and go out to eat with others, but all I could think about was you. I saw a figure very similar to you on the road and caught up with you unexpectedly. I didn't have the courage to call my name, but I was glad and lost. I tried to drink to sleep better, but it was more painful to wake up.

Third, everything stopped at that moment last night, in the most beautiful picture in my memory. I closed my eyes and my mind was full of you. I really want to spend one more day with you. If I could do it all over again, I wouldn't change it and say goodbye.

It's been a day, and my mind is still full of you. Maybe my soul is still in harmony!

5. I will think of you when I wake up in the morning, whether I get up, whether I have made breakfast, whether I am hungry, whether I am hot, and whether I will not think of you. Well, all I can think about is you. How can you be so powerful and occupy my heart?

Six, there are 17 days, forcing myself not to think about you, but closing my eyes can only think of you.

After half an hour's sleep, I got up at once. I was afraid that you would leave when you came back, but I didn't dare to sleep again. I just can't live without you. What should I do after waking up?

Eight, I am with you, I am elated, I am with you, I feel that you are all to me. I am with you, I am yours, I am with you, and I think you are right about everything. Because of these, I will be very happy and happy. If you ignore me intentionally or unintentionally, I will be very anxious and full of thoughts about you. If you don't give me what I need, I will be very sad.

Nine, the feeling of empathy with someone is really painful. I like you. You like her. We all know that as long as we take a step back and stay with people who like us, we will be very comfortable and happy. Unfortunately, we tried, but we just couldn't do it. We can't let that person go, we can't be with others, and even chatting with people other than you will be very annoying. Just like today, you are in pain and I am in pain. All I can think about is you, and all you can think about is her. Meet at an unfortunate time and like you at an unfortunate time. I got a red card without even trying.

I wonder if you will feel anything when you see this key chain? Think of the devil as coming with you. You are drunk, too.

1 1. As time goes by, I think there will be a day when my mind is no longer full of you. When I think of what you said and did, my mind is no longer full of you, and my mouth is no longer raised. Hearing your name from others, my heart will not be tense, but in this second, my heart will be full of you. You raise your mouth, and my mind will be full of you, remembering what you said.

Twelve, every morning and evening, I always miss you very strongly. I want to talk to you and tell you how painful it is to miss someone. All I can think about is you. .

Before I went to bed on May 20th, I heard your sweet little love song, and your voice surrounded me. Good night, my great devil.

Fourteen, rainy night, I really miss you. Thinking of those good old days, I will graduate soon. I see you less and less. I want to know you earlier. At night, my tears flow like rain outside the window. I miss you. I think when I close my eyes, my mind is full of our time together. I don't want to give you away. Actually, I really want to say that I ...

15. That person who is full of you can do anything for you and win the world for you.

I am very happy to wake up in the morning and see your news. I went to the clinic to organize rafting today. All I can think about is that it would be super fun if you were with me. All I can think of is that you go back to take a shower and see if there is any news from your mobile phone. I am disappointed, but I am happy with you. The mood is always ups and downs, very depressed. My mind is full of memories. It would be fun if I went out with you.

Seventeen, like a poisoned spell, who is in contact with you? You are the one who can't like others, let alone love! In fact, I really want to see you, but I don't know what identity to use! I quit smoking and drink occasionally, and I always think of you. It seems that no one can walk into my heart. Maybe this is the so-called love incompetence!

Eighteen, what's the matter It's the third day and I can't sleep. I can't stop thinking about your picture. I want to have a strong sense of the picture, and it is everywhere. Alas! I'm going to lose sleep again. Turn everything off, Fei Jue.

Nineteen, your light cloud completely defeated me. I really can't sleep. All I can think about is your kindness to me. I don't want to sleep. I'm stupid. I'm really stupid. I'm not in the mood to study now. I can only blame myself. If it ends like this, I hope it won't be embarrassing in the future. I wish everyone a happy life.

Twenty, I don't want to like you. I want to give up. I'm so tired. I'm so tired. But it is impossible not to like you. All I can think about is you.

Twenty-one, it's over. I've been thinking about you since morning. I think I like you, Bird.

Twenty-two, my mind is full of earth love stories you told me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I can't take it anymore.

Twenty-three, all I can think about is you worrying about you. Would it be better if I were here? Would it be different if I were here? But everything is just my imagination. I can't change anything with or without it, and I can't get back the result I want, idiot.

24. Do you really want to disappear into my WeChat? Today, another salesman asked me to drink, and I refused. I said I quit my job because you wouldn't let me drink. When I am with you, I can always feel your warmth and concern. Suddenly I found that I was not a competent girlfriend, and I would only coquetry and get you into trouble. Close your eyes, my mind is full of the shadow of your smile on me. I am a good boy. Save your memory slowly. Are you okay? I'm not okay.

Twenty-five, many things, after liking you, suddenly become very small. Too small to pay attention, my mind is full of you.

I want to marry the man whose mind is full of you. But you think I'm the first.

Happy, I just ate duck neck, which is from Beijing! ! ! My friend brought it back from Beijing, and I was full of you when I ate it.

28. I can't sleep, thinking of seeing you on Saturday. My mind is full of posts about you, and I feel deeper and deeper. The more I think it's too late to know you, the more strange I feel. People who are almost 30 years old are still idolizing, and my colleagues and parents around me say that I am becoming more and more immature and more like an idolized child 18, 19 years old. But I am glad that I like you now, because I can visit you by my own efforts. I bought tickets for your concert. Although I went to see you these two months and experienced various things, the ending was good. Frankly speaking, I don't know how much longer I can like you. Maybe I won't visit you every time, go to the front line to help you and buy the brand you endorse, like other rice porridge, but I hope to attend your concerts as much as I can. If possible, I hope to have your birthday party this year, so can I.

Twenty-nine, why is it always you in the dream? As long as I think of you, my mind is full of you. This plot has been upgraded to marriage. Wake up, is it possible?

Maybe I'm too nostalgic, but once I dream, I can't stop thinking about you. The teenager who once teased me and encouraged me to take me home is not far from me, but I can't reach it.

Thirty-one, maybe this is fate! After all, it's fate. After I left, I found that you were the most reluctant. In fact, the best thing for me is you, and my mind is full of you. Maybe in this life, I will find someone I don't love to marry.

They are all here to make soy sauce. Who do you think they will help?

The first time I went to my mother-in-law's house after marriage, at the dinner table, watching me eat with relish, my father-in-law quietly asked: Is it delicious? I nodded without conscience, and he said with a smile, boy! You are really not picky about food! A word popped up in my head: I've been hungry for a long time, and my shit smells good! My wife and mother-in-law just came out of the kitchen with vegetables ... and then my uncle and I stayed in the hospital for a week.

I went to eat rice noodles that day and said to the proprietress, "Help me put more chopped green onion and coriander." The proprietress gave me a look and said, "fifty cents more." There happened to be a handsome boy next to him, a male god. "I don't want parsley and chopped green onion. Just give her my share, and I won't have to charge her. " When I cast a grateful glance shyly, the goods said to me, "Just give me the fifty cents." . . . .

The fight between soy sauce and vinegar attracted a crowd of onlookers. Vinegar proudly said, "Haha, my brothers have come to help me!" " "Soy sauce said dismissively," Who said they were here to help you? " Vinegar said, "they are all here to make soy sauce." Who do you think they will help? "

When I confessed to the goddess, she refused cruelly: "The age gap between us is too big, 86,400 seconds." After listening to this figure, I thought it was really big, and then I left. It was not until one day that I realized that I had missed the peak of my life. ...

I went to the supermarket and wanted to buy a pack of cigarettes, only to find that the cashier was my ex-girlfriend. I resolutely put down my cigarette and proudly walked out with a pack of menstrual towels!

Going hiking with friends, he accidentally fell off a cliff. I asked, "Did you fall?" He replied faintly, "It's not over yet ~"

I always see posts about bride price, and there is a particularly funny and stupid view that "men with high bride price will not divorce easily". The phenomenon of human trafficking, that is, sky-high bride price, only occurs in underdeveloped areas. At present, the number of people watching more is about 300 thousand. How stupid is it that people are treated as commodities and are complacent because of high prices? Love is based on material things. If you like money, please be more advanced, such as houses and company shares. Don't stare short-sighted at the six-figure bride price, which makes people look down upon it.

When I came home from work, my daughter-in-law held me affectionately, and that familiar feeling instantly dispelled the fatigue of the day. Then she gently hung an apron around my neck and said, "honey, I want to eat your cooking today." . . "

When buying duck neck, stick your head in the window. The aunt who sells duck necks said that the girl was obedient and could not come in. Good boy, I promise to give you more. I feel wronged, auntie. Who are you kidding? I'm not a child anymore! ! !

At that time, in high school, a boy in the class knew that the girl especially liked Jay Chou. In order to please her, he took her all the way to another city to see Jay's concert. Deeply moved, the girl finally agreed to be his girlfriend at the moment when she got off the boy's private plane. After many years, I am still moved by this simple and pure love.

I went to donate blood with my friends. Someone donated 200cc to a box of milk, and someone donated 600cc to an electronic watch and a box of milk. A second-rate colleague said: If I donated 1200CC, I didn't know how much I would donate, so I told him at that time that I was worthless and insatiable. When it's my turn. How much the doctor said, I said, all drainage, what I give! The doctor said:

Love says: What is left is scenery, and what is left is life.

1, don't treat the person who loves you the most as an emotional trash can, no matter how sad you are.

2, learn to maintain their own happiness, constantly grateful, and constantly face the light. After a long time, you will naturally learn the trick of getting along with joy. I hope that as soon as you stand out, people will see the brilliance of life from you. Bi Shumin

If a person has to finish something he doesn't like, the best way is to do it as soon as possible and then finish it.

4. If you want to indulge your life, you must first learn to exercise restraint, self-discipline and restraint. From controlling staying up late to getting up early, to controlling appetite and losing weight, to controlling all kinds of inexplicable delusions such as unwillingness and jealousy, it is a mature attitude of respecting facts and following reason.

When you encounter troubles, you should eat well and take care of yourself before you have the energy to face more difficulties. Do not give up on yourself. Don't fall down before the test comes.

6. How a person views himself determines his fate and points to his destination. The same is true of our outlook. When better ideas are injected into it, it will light up. No matter how humble life is, face it bravely, don't run away, and don't curse. Thoreau

7. I still believe that the stars can talk, the stones will bloom, and you will finally arrive after crossing the fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter.

8. The dilemma of life is sometimes a spider's web. The despair of life is often an illusion created in your heart. In fact, the situations that make you hard in life are all nutrients that will make you grow and change in the future. When you see this truth clearly, you will find that God will never let you have nowhere to go. On the contrary, it's your fears and delusions that drive you to the wall.

9. In the emotional world, no one is nobler than others, only one is truer than others.

10, time can deceive people most, but it can also make you understand that there is nothing in this world that you can't lose. What is left is the scenery, what is left is the life, and the person who comes to the end is the right person.