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A collection of somewhat hypocritical remarks

1. Just leave like this and see Dabaicheng again. When I come back, I will be a veteran of the three dynasties of the Normal University. I also understand what a passing time is. I remember that I had to wait for several months after graduating from high school to adapt to those partings. , and in college, I have been entangled with you for two years and I haven’t fallen in love with you. This is so good. For a person who is pretentious and nostalgic, he will grow better if he has no time to look back. There are still two years left, don’t let me fall in love with you. Fuck you. When the time comes, you must say goodbye briefly.

2. When I was a child, I laughed when I cried; when I grow up, I smiled and cried when I laughed.

3. I can tell you with confidence that he will be with you because you look like me

4. No one cares about how you cry in the middle of the night, others only care about how you cry in the middle of the night. Look at the results and support the process alone.

5. It is difficult to be a good person without poverty, and you will never be innocent without being attacked.

6. You are too reserved, I am too pretentious, our love is too shabby

7. The two women he had had were Kikyo and Kagome. In front of Kikyo, he was Inuyasha, and next to Kagome, he was Naraku.

8. I like walking in the rain, because no one knows I'm crying.

9. It’s raining lightly outside the window, so I just want to be pretentious. My husband was cooking, and I asked him if he still remembers the dream he had when he was young. I thought he would just marry you or cook for you for the rest of your life, but I didn't expect that he dumped me and I didn't even get enough sleep, so I had no time to dream.

10. I am easily satisfied but easily hurt. I like to think wildly and will be in a bad mood when I am alone. I will be quieter in front of strangers. I will talk and laugh in front of friends. Sometimes I have a bad mood. I feel very lost and ignored. I always give more than I get, and I am quite stubborn. Sometimes I will often be in a daze thinking about the past bits and pieces. However, I don’t like waiting but always choose to wait.

11. Pretentious people deserve a rough fate

12. There are some things that you struggle to see clearly but become even more unclear about, such as the future.

13. Nowadays, there are more and more people like this, pretending to be cool in front of the poor and pretending to be dogs in front of the rich?

14. Gradually, I also like the current life. There are no surprises and no Accident.

15. If one day, you want to leave me, I will choose silence, because your happiness is much more important than my retention.

16. His name is the most beautiful word I have ever written, but now I can hardly remember his appearance.

17. There are some things we must let go of before we have the energy to embrace a better life.

18. Cold, fever, headache, tonsil pain. Sorry, please forgive me for being pretentious!

19. I feel that I am a very unpretentious person now, so I feel that it is fake when I say pretentious words, such as telling Li Han that I miss her very much, such as telling Li Han that you are so beautiful. ah! These are my sincere words, but Li Han wants me to ridicule her. I can't defend myself, but Li Han is really beautiful! I was under great pressure and used her photo as a screen saver for many days. Fatty saw it and said he also wanted to use his gay friend’s photo as a screen saver, haha.

20. Am I pretentious, am I annoying? Who are you showing your hypocrisy?

There are not so many assumptions in life in the 20s and 10s. Reality is a real slap in the face, hitting you in the face. It is meaningless to cry out in pain. You can only move forward.

23. When we were children, we laughed when we cried. When we grow up, we laughed when we laughed.

24. You have to tell yourself, please don’t do things that you will regret or be sad because of your emotions.

25. We will never love as hard as before until we cry.

26. You are mine, you have no choice, you can only belong to me in this life.

Twenty-seven, the rain keeps falling, my heart is wet, how can I forget you.

28. There are no two completely suitable people, only two people who accommodate each other.

Twenty-nine. Sometimes, too many words make it appear more hypocritical.

Thirty. After all, she is still a woman, and she still cannot escape the fate of hypocrisy

31. Live a low-key life, don’t play tricks, and keep yourself in a calm state. Only with a low-key mentality and hard work can you accomplish great things.

32. God will take away the best things around us to remind us that we have too much.

Thirty-three, smoking is an art of life; looking for smoke is an attitude towards life.

Thirty-four, the so-called bitch is hypocritical. The so-called sisters want to be together even if they die. The so-called brothers are those who are good at eating, drinking, prostitution and gambling. Talk about hypocrisy

Talk about hypocrisy

1. Sometimes, when you start to mind something, then the thing you mind will be ignored by you. Infinitely magnify and exaggerate, for example, if you mind being alone, then being alone will definitely make you sad. In fact, it is just to face life alone for the time being, but just because I mind, the small matter of loneliness becomes grand, but in the end it is still hypocritical.

2. The more knowledgeable you are, the less you care, the more experience you have, the less you complain, the more leisurely and hypocritical you are. Good morning!

3. Don’t deliberately exaggerate your pain. Don’t deliberately exaggerate your emotions. Everything is not as bad as you pretend, and everything will be reconciled with you.

4. Although I thought it was hypocritical, I was really moved by this advertisement. The dream baby wakes up, the sun smiles, the Chinese dream, how wonderful it is. The country is a family, a good soul, diligence is the foundation, frugality cultivates virtue, integrity is established, filial piety comes first, and harmony is the most precious. A century-old dream, the tide of the times, working together, running together, best wishes for a good motherland, harmony, auspiciousness, and prosperity.

5. The eldest brother is no longer young, but he still likes to spend the whole morning in bed. He is pretentious and pretentious. Think about the people who lived a long time ago. It is rare to have free time in such days.

6. Wash carefully every day, read more, eat and sleep on time, become gentle and generous, continue to be beautiful and maintain love, do not be pretentious in front of others, talk around for comfort, but learn to face it quietly by yourself, and think about the truth. Tong, for you like this, it doesn’t matter if you are single. If you are so pious to be a better version of yourself, you will definitely meet the best person and that person is worth all your waiting.

7. Obviously, people who deliberately cause trouble for you will not blame themselves but blame you for being too pretentious.

8. Men are most charming when they work hard and work hard, so don’t be a shameless, hypocritical dog. Be patient and work hard.

9. Don’t say what’s there to cry about when I’m crying. Don’t say you’re so pretentious when I’m sad. Don’t frown and say when I swear, girls are not girly. You look like a child, don't tell me that I can warm myself with a hot water bottle when I'm having menstrual pain. Don't always make me feel that my things are trivial.

10. The train was very empty. I sat by the window and listened to the song You Were a Boy on my headphones. Sometimes I could see a few sections of the railway track passing by. The weather outside was gloomy. I don't mean to be pretentious, but I feel a little sad now for no reason.

11. You can hear heartbreak when listening to a song, and the emotion may be evoked in just the time of a song. Don’t think you are too pretentious. It is inevitable that there will be many turning points in this year. Most of them are no longer growth, but lessons learned one by one. I dreamed about my dad last night. He has understood his daughter over the years. There is nothing that cannot be done to be strong. Give yourself a smile.

12. People are actually like this. If you wear nice clothes, she will say you spend a lot of money. If you wear bad clothes, she will say you are poor and look down on you. She may not appreciate your warm-heartedness. If you give her a cold shoulder, she will call you an impersonal bitch. You are just being pretentious. We should be our true selves

13. I feel that I am a very unpretentious person now, so when I say pretentious words, I feel like it. Fake ones, such as telling Li Han that I miss her very much, such as telling Li Han that you are so beautiful! These are my sincere words, but Li Han wants me to ridicule her. I can't defend myself, but Li Han is really beautiful! I was under great pressure and used her photo as a screen saver for many days. Fatty saw it and said he also wanted to use his gay friend’s photo as a screen saver, haha.

14. I have never understood how those people who think they are pretentious, very proud, and arrogant live to this day. A big question mark.

15. People cannot be idle. When they are idle, they will think too much, and when they are idle, their emotions will overflow. The so-called pretentiousness, emptiness, loneliness and coldness are all caused by laziness and degeneracy.

16. Helping is not a responsibility. If you can’t help, it’s like I did something wrong and deserve to owe you. How do such people think about problems? Bitch is just hypocritical.

17. When a person is alone in the office, he will be a bit pretentious and think randomly. It has nothing to do with work, only about life. He will start to feel at a loss before even talking about marriage. If he gives up, he will do a lot of things to the worst. Think about all the worst, worst, and worst things that happen to you, and then worry and depressed your aunt. I can only conclude that indirection is crazy now.

18. Sadness is a pretentious face, which is hateful. Since you choose to live, you must take responsibility. How can those indifferent emotions be qualified to attend the carnival of life?

19. I have no fighting ability at all. I slumped on the bed and vomited like a drunk. The sudden news, and then the self-inflicted torture. You bitch is just hypocritical. Even though you knew there would be no results from the beginning, when the results came, it hurt so much.

20. There is a legend in Ireland that if a pair of lovers leaves each other, a star in the sky will go out. I hope that the star that belongs to us will never go out and shine forever. How pretentious.

21. Life is not an idol drama. There is no background music that belongs to you, so others cannot understand the pretentiousness in your eyes.

22. There are always anonymous people who burst into tears in the middle of the night. I have always been a hypocritical person at night, and I have finally become a person who is not easily angered and does not shed tears easily because of grievances, but is easily People who are moved to tears.

23. Although I am most likely to have quarrels and disagreements with you, and I am most likely to quarrel with you, you are the one who sees through me, and you are the one who feels sorry for me, and all the men around me will not neglect me. It's you, I don't care, I want to be pretentious, I want to say it

24. But I feel very crazy. Fortunately, my roommate has moved away, otherwise she would be stunned if she heard me talking alone in the middle of the night. In fact, I think I might be suffering from late-night hysteria, and I am totally laughing and joking during the day. Only at night do sorrow and anxiety come out.

25. Yes, many years ago, my hypocrisy, romance, and the right time and place have all expired today. More importantly, the person who was with me back then actually chose Canceled the ticket and left the meeting.

26. The irrecoverable mood always accompanies rainy days. I can’t be like seagulls taking a bath in the spring breeze, nor can I swim like turtles on the bottom of the sea. Some are just like sparrows, shivering in the cold, but being forgotten by the world. Suddenly I feel sad. Worried that a heavy rain will wash away its nest, it has no choice but to feel sorry for it. The world is such a survival of the fittest and cannot tolerate any pretense, so why is it difficult to recover after flooding? Uneasy

27. The day after the chop, come with me to see my brother Hanwen. I have really seen your growth. I don’t say it, but I am really happy in my heart. I won’t say it anymore, some people say I’m pretentious, but I won’t be pretentious either. I love you, I only love you, good night to the lovely you behind my back, good night

28. It’s drizzling outside the window, and I just want to Be pretentious. My husband was cooking, and I asked him, do you still remember the dream you had when you were young? I thought he would just marry you or cook for you for the rest of your life, but I didn't expect that he dumped me. I didn't get enough sleep, so I didn't have time to dream.

29. Everyone has a cinnabar nevus in their heart. It may hurt when it is on the apex of the heart. It still hurts after a month or two, but it lasts too long and you don’t feel it anymore. You can’t even think of this nevus. The mole will be a thing of the past, maybe it's still there but it doesn't hurt anymore. Zhu Qiu, people have to live in the present. You keep talking about that cinnabar mole. Forget about January, two months, a year or two. It's boring to use it as an excuse every time you are pretentious.

30. I just suddenly figured it out. If you want to become excellent, settle down well. No more impetuousness. Come on, come on, Wang Ying, come on. Not pretentious, not sentimental.

No matter how difficult the road is, you have to walk it alone! ! !

31. Duplicity, your pretentious face is imprinted in the corner of your soul; there is nothing to say, the result of my indulgence is like a broken and bare mountain top; it is completely natural, and my innocent throbbing has been the most unrestrained. The hot rhythm; out of control, you throw away all the crystal clear feelings in a sentimental way.

32. It’s not that I’ve lost the courage to start over, it’s just that I’ve lost the faith to start over! More often than not, what is worn away day after day is the inner enthusiasm and the hypocritical mentality that is tortured by life but does not want to change at all!

33. Hypocrisy is also a kind of pathology. The pathology extends to inner distortion, two extremes.

34. The foreign teacher gave us a speed of five centimeters per second. Watched it again. I remember feeling a little sorry for the ending when I first watched it. And regretful. This time I felt that the man was too weak. So what was possible was not achieved. What can be cherished cannot be cherished. It's just pretentious. The regrets are all your own.

35. Stay away from pretentiousness, put away your feelings, shape your thoughts, and have the courage to express yourself.

36. Cold, fever, headache, tonsil pain. Sorry, please forgive me for being pretentious!

37. A good way to immediately cure the hypocrisy you have never figured out is when something happens that you thought would never happen.

38. Those who are sensitive, pretentious and glassy-hearted actually have a hard time living.

39. After talking to the little fresh meat from back then, I felt a little confused, and then I felt the cold wind outside the window. It’s a bit pretentious to think about the camera that I have never touched since graduation.

40. Suddenly I find that posting something on Moments is all to attract someone’s attention... If you care, you don’t need to beat around the bush to get the other person to see it... ..Actually, I am still too free, so I have time to be pretentious.

41. Love is originally a very delicate thing. It cannot withstand too much hypocrisy, life-and-death and unreasonable troubles, nor can it withstand any pretense, deliberate flattery and humiliation. When she no longer deliberately feels his existence. He truly exists in her life. This may be the most appropriate form of love. Just like wearing a pair of good shoes, you can't feel them as if you are still barefoot, but they can accompany you to distant places.

42. Many things can be solved easily if you change your thinking. Haha, pretending to be stupid and acting like a rogue. Is this hypocritical? , in the end, what is left is full of memories, or some more

43. Just like seeing the childish and pretentious words written when I was sad and feeling funny, bad emotions In the end, it will become a little bit of sadness in the memory that is not worth mentioning. However, fortunately, I have you, and I can get through it no matter how sad it is. I hope that all the unsatisfactory things will become trivial and trivial.

44. Everyone will only say that they are pretentious and willful. No one has such a time. Only I can feel my feelings.

45. What we need to do now is don’t compare, don’t be pretentious, and learn quickly.

46. Emotions are so lonely that there is nowhere to put them, that is, a bitch is pretentious, with no excuses and strong excuses.

47. If you are not particularly lucky, please work hard first. Don’t fail because of laziness and pretentiously attribute the reason to your own misfortune.

48. When you see something pretentious, remind yourself not to be pretentious. As the saying goes, if a person doesn’t eat well, how can he eat shit well? Hypocritical sentences, hypocritical words

1. If what you said is not good, I will be very sad; if what you said is good, I will be even more sad.

2. I overturned the whole world just to straighten your reflection.

3. As naive as we are, we think that we still have a long time to live up to.

4. I would rather hurt myself to death than just have a slight itch every day.

5. Time is still there, but we are flying by.

6. No matter how beautiful it is, it cannot withstand forgetfulness, and no matter how sad it is, it cannot withstand time.

7. Sometimes it’s not that I don’t trust you, it’s just that I care more than others and am more afraid of losing.

8. Missing someone does not require words, but it requires courage.

9. Whose lips opened slightly and said persistence, and under the blue sky, the ancient sadness was dried into regrets, like a broken tower, standing in the wilderness, in a certain year and a certain month.

10. My lovely person, you are gradually occupying my heart. In front of you, I am as fragile as a bud. All this indicates the future, and I still don’t know whether this future will be. Arrival is like the blooming of that bud.

11. You didn’t speak, but your body spoke clearly.

12. I will always be here. I didn’t leave you a message. Because there is no need, you can find the me you want at any random corner.

13. I can’t change the beginning, so why not forget the ending.

14. Those words spoken to the tree are embedded in the annual rings of the tree, and grow into towering memories little by little with the passage of time.

15. There are some things that are isolated between people, which can easily open deep ravines between each other. After it rains, it turns into a river and there is no way to cross it. past.

16. A person always has to take a strange road, see strange scenery, listen to strange songs, and then at an inadvertent moment, you will find that the things you tried so hard to forget are really Just forgot about it.

17. Hold my hand and walk with your eyes closed and you won’t get lost.

18. In a clear world, every inch of the ground seems to be magnified tens of millions of times, and even the smallest details can be clearly focused and projected in the eyes.

19. The reason you cannot accept one person is because you cannot forget another person.

20. How to grow flowers in the bustling world, how to create dreams in the dream world.

21. How many people have gone from fat to thin, from love to hate, from innocence to depravity, for the sake of their significant other.

22. When a person is intoxicated in a fantasy, he will regard the fantasy as a vague taste and as real wine. You drink to get drunk; I drink to wake up from other kinds of drunkenness.

23. When you have a crush on someone, you always feel that that person also likes you.

24. Don’t tell others everything. What you say is from your heart, and they will hear it as a joke.

25. In the days of growing up, the skin is torn off and the flesh is still attached.

26. Life is a pursuit of beautiful things one after another.

27. The two women he had had were Kikyo and Kagome. In front of Kikyo, he was Inuyasha, and next to Kagome, he was Naraku.

28. I am not a very good person, but I am a person who is willing to be better.

29. We will never love as hard as before until we cry.

30. There are two types of lonely people, one is those who understand everything, and the other are those who cannot understand anything.

31. Maybe we will all face a hurdle. When we fall, our flesh and blood will be bruised, and when we cross it, we will have a profound change.

32. In fact, some notes have never been sung, and some torches have never been lit.

33. In the winter when there is no snow, can we treat it as spring?

34. You know Romeo, the one who loves to climb up Juliet’s window, the one who stole Juliet’s heart. I really want to know your window, because I also want to steal your heart.

35. It’s raining, and Gulangyu Island is on the hazy sea. I saw Gomer's collection of poems and remembered Mayakovsky's name. I also plan to tell you that I miss you at a certain moment that is difficult to suppress.

36. The missed years bloomed with beautiful flowers and reincarnated into the barren spring and summer.

37. Passion is only a moment, although love is not forever.

38. Just as hometown is used to remember, youth is used to reminisce.

39. Is there someone who stays in my world and does not change with time, no matter how old it is? Of course, the most important thing is that he or she cannot be dead.

40. Youth can be wild, but please don’t mess around.

41. If one day we are lost in the crowd and live a mediocre life, it is because we have not worked hard.

42. Once the falsehood is exposed, the argument becomes beautiful.

43. I really like traveling. I like to spread all my sorrows on the journey and then look for reasons to be happy.

44. Memory is like water poured into the palm of your hand. No matter you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will always flow cleanly from your fingers bit by bit.

45. I turned a circle to find you, but you drew a circle, as if you were using it as a boundary to prevent me from entering.

46. You should work harder to make yourself better. When I see you next time, you will be a different you. I always think about the next time we meet. In fact, it’s crazy to think that I want to see you now.

47. It doesn’t matter whether it’s right or wrong. Life is just like this. It’s not as good as poetry. I don’t know how many times I turn around, but I’m still despised.

48. Youth is nothing more than a flourishing performance. I stood there waiting for an unknown ending.

49. There is no way to escape and love the next one.

50. I once said that my feelings are very extravagant, and I cannot achieve unrequited love in my life.

51. I used to think that receiving letters was very happy, because it meant that I had friends far away. But now I know that receiving letters is not necessarily a good thing, because it means that my friends are far away.

52. Along the way, some people see through the lines of life and the mystery of fate too early, while some people wake up too late. In the dark, you come when you should come, and you have nowhere to escape. You can leave when you should go, and you can't save it.

53. We will never regard each other as irreplaceable like before.

54. Some women make people feel that no one in the world would be willing to treat her badly. However, this woman. She just couldn't get what she had been hoping for.

55. Some stories do not have to be told to everyone, and some sorrows may not be understood by everyone.

56. Is there anyone like me who keeps changing his signature? In fact, he just wants to make someone feel something.

57. It’s right to like someone, but it’s wrong to like someone who doesn’t like you.

58. I am still walking on this peaceful road, but I no longer believe that I can create beauty. . I send you all the way with my heart, sending you to the other side of happiness. My love is like wind and sand, blowing past, once entering your eyes, and capturing your tears in this life.

59. What I want is not short-term happiness but a lifetime of waiting.

60. I am a person who laughs often but I am not a person who is always happy.

61. I am not a gentle person, but I have done all the gentle things for you.

62. I am not a strong person, but I know that I must be strong when I should be strong.

63. It was his failure that caused your desolation.

64. If you have her, please remember the promise you made to her. Once you have said it, don’t break it.

65. I would rather draw a prison for you, even if I grow old slowly in prison.

66. You are the pain that I dare not swear, and I am your dispensable memory.

67. Sometimes we are short-sighted and ignore family affection. Sometimes we are farsighted and miss love.

68. Sometimes giving everything to someone is no better than doing nothing for someone else.

69. A man who doesn’t prepare New Year’s money for his wife is not a good man.

70. Falling in love with you is like brewing half a bowl of sake in a handful of sweet-scented osmanthus, pouring it alone under the cold moon, letting you feel the hesitation of drunkenness, and you will be confused when you are drunk, and you will be confused when you wake up, only The cold moonlight is accompanied by a lonely figure.

71. Loved, hated, cried, tired, it’s time to end.

72. As a dancer of life, as long as the heartbeat is still there, the performance will not end.

73. The greatest sorrow is to grow up. From then on, laughter is no longer pure and crying is no longer thorough.

74. As we walk, we disperse, and the memories fade away; as we look, we become tired, and the stars dim; as we listen, we wake up and start to complain; When I looked back, I found that you were gone, and suddenly I was confused.

75. One day, I can let you go; one day, I can smile at you again.

76. The more no one loves you, the more you must love yourself.

77. There is a kind of love that does not ask for anything in return, but keeps giving; there is a kind of love that is not easy to express, but can protect against wind and rain.

78. One day when I no longer take the initiative to chat with you, will you suddenly realize that I still exist? A collection of sad love quotes

1. Life is going to torture you to death, and all you have to do is grit your teeth and persevere.

2. This city does not have legends about grass growing and orioles flying. It always lives in reality, with fast drumbeats, hurried figures, numb eyes, and fake smiles, and I am being assimilated.

3. A foolish person always wants others to understand him. Wise people work hard to understand themselves.

4. There is always someone in everyone's heart that you are always thinking about

5. I love you, but you will never know it, because you have her.

6. Even if you are drunk and dreaming, it is also a kind of memory, because you can never forget anything.

7. All we can do in the face of love is to keep moving forward

8. The most tacit thing we do is that if I don’t contact you, you won’t If you don’t contact me, we will become strangers in the end.

9. Walk alone, sleep alone, think alone, be intoxicated alone, be busy alone, be tired alone, be irritable alone, and feel alone.

10. The saddest thing in life is to have great ambitions but waste your time.

11. My love and affection are only reserved for those who love me, so as not to get hurt

12. Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Learn to seize opportunities

13. If one day, you don’t have me in your life, please remember how good I was to you; if one day, you don’t have me in your memory, don’t forget us Every minute and every second of the encounter. When a person is used to the existence of another person, even if there is no like and love, he will still feel lost and a little sad. There is no such thing as fairness in the emotional world, and I won't care about it. The days we spend together will be the most beautiful memories of my life.

14. I have been waiting hard for you to look back, but unfortunately it is just an empty joy

15. You will never know how much I love you, just like you You never know how high the sky is

16. I lost myself once, so that I can better understand the road ahead in the future

17. I pretend not to see you every day , but do you know that my heartbeat almost stopped?

18. If the whole world betrays you, then I will stand in the whole world and betray everyone

19. What do shallow and deep mean? It's just that you forget it earlier and forget it later.

20. Since childhood, I have dreamed of growing up and doing adult things. Gradually we become adults, really become adults, and experience everything that adults experience. No one will ask if it hurts or if you are tired. Everyone treats themselves as adults.

21. The saddest thing is that the person you like thinks you like someone else.

22. Love without love will never go bad. So, we flirt, we are ambiguous, but we never fall in love.

23. The more money you make from others, the better. Poverty is the biggest enemy of fate.

24. Although humans changed from animals, it is a pity that many people changed back again.

25. When you really care about someone, you will regret that he is not with you when you see the beautiful scenery.

26. A city makes you unforgettable, mostly because it is there With the person you love deeply and the youth that will never return

27. I am getting closer to my dream step by step. Even if it is broken into pieces, I will try my best to save it and use myself Everything to exchange.

28. Shedding tears is to think of someone, and trying to think of someone is to remind yourself that there is at least one person worthy of your tears.

29. No matter how difficult it was in the past, you can start over.