Is there anything funny in your university?

I believe that everyone who has experienced or is experiencing a college life has more or less had absurd things. My own absurdity is mainly caused by lazy cancer attacks, so I think girls' lazy cancer attacks are actually more terrible than boys'. Here are some examples:

1. sophomore year ended last semester, all the professional exams passed smoothly, and my roommates have all gone home, leaving me waiting for the ticket and going home in two days.

Doing nothing in the dormitory, living by reading books every day.

Lying in a warm bed is very comfortable except turning pages.

Because it's the north and it's cold outside, I just don't go to the cafeteria to eat. I endured a day and a night plus a morning, and my eyes turned green. I haven't even let go of a dry and interesting cookie left in the corner of the bookcase at the bedside, but I just don't want to get out of bed and die!

It was not until the eldest sister who lived in the local dormitory came back to get something and saw that I was starving that she helped me to cook a meal of minced meat and tofu in the canteen, which saved my life. That sweet taste makes my mouth water when I think about it. The elder sister looked at me and chewed without the image of a lady. She asked me curiously what I would do if she didn't come back. I was too busy eating to look up. I squeezed out a few words through my teeth: "Call 1 10". In exchange for a supercilious look from the elder sister.

2, it should be next semester, because washing clothes hurts the skin of hands, and I bought the kind of washing powder that can be washed in 30 minutes.

One day, I put four or five skirts and T-shirts I had accumulated in a basin, so I didn't put them in the sink for fear of being spilled or inconvenient by other students. Second, I put them on the window sill of the bathroom and forgot. I forgot so much that when I wanted to change a skirt, I didn't know where I put it.

A week later, when I found the basin, the scene inside was terrible. It was full of green Mao Mao, so I had to throw it away with the basin.