Looking for the lines for Pan Changjiang's sketch "Crossing the Bridge"

Lines from Pan Changjiang's early sketch "Crossing the River":

Male: Ah ah ah, is there a boat?

Female: Hey hey hey, the boat is coming. . .

Male: (Singing) A winding river in front of my brother

My sister is singing a sweet song across from me

My brother’s heart is full of emotions Wave

When will my sister let me cross your river?

Female: (Singing) Brother, if you want to cross the river, you must first meet your sister's song

< p>Don’t ask for whom the flowers bloom, don’t ask for whom the bees fall

Ask you if you know my heart, why do you want to cross my river

Someone just called< /p>

Male: This is hybrid number 2.

Female: Why hasn’t Gao Feng arrived yet?

Male: We should seize the time to spray pesticides on this area. There is no hurry. There are already bugs. As for what bugs they are,

The body is long and white, and some are turned up, in a row. Little white teeth, eyes like light bulbs. Ahhhhhhhhhh

What kind of insect is that? It’s so scary.

Female: Hey, where are you looking?

Male: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were a bug.

Female: You are the insect.

Male: Hey, you are here to pick someone up.

Female: Ah, I’m here to pick up Gao Feng from the Agricultural Science Station to give a lecture at our place.

Male: Yes, I am. Hehe, I’m on board.

Female: Hey, do you think he looks like him? Hey, come down, I'm not here to pick you up

Male: What did you say, ah ah, help me, thank you

Female: I asked you to go down, you can go down.

Male: Why did I go down if you asked me to?

Female: I’m here to pick up Gao Feng.

Male: Am I worse than Gao Feng?

Female: Ah

Male: What a difference

Female: What a difference, just this difference.

Male: Yeah yeah yeah, oh my god. oops.

Female: Hahahahahahahahahaha

Male: Why are you so unreasonable, girl? Whatever the stick, the Hulong people are here,

Female: I’m not here to pick you up, why should you get on the boat.

Male: You are here to pick up Gao Feng. I am Gao Feng. Why can’t I get on the boat?

Female: Humph! The rustic look doesn't look like it at first glance.

Male: Please tell me clearly. I don’t look like that.

Female: (Singing) Gao Feng is better than you in hundreds of ways. Science and technology promote agriculture, croak, croak.

Male: (Singing) I think you are a bit incapable of boasting, those croaking are toads

Female: (Singing) Wherever you reach the peak, you will get rich there, love him Girls lined up. Gaofeng needs to tell Xiaohegouli how to do it. You can also make money from rivers and ditches.

Male: (singing) The peak is standing in front of you, you open your eyes, your black bones, fur, water, bright crystals, not big, not round, not messy. The eyes just can't see, they just can't see.

Female: (Singing) His ambition is higher than the green mountains

Male: (Singing) It’s flat and collapsed, little earthbags, that one household is so happy together

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Female: (Singing) He looks handsome like a star

Male: (Singing) Big ears, big mouth, small eyes, that family is so happy together

Female: (Singing) I think you are really annoying.

Male: (singing) Then you didn’t pay close attention. If you look closely, I'm a bit annoying, that girl from a household: Stop being so high.

Male: I’m not done yet, I’m almost done, that one household

Female: Let’s go

Male: Hehehehe

Male: It seems that Gao Feng is your idol

Female: Ah, to be honest with you, I don’t know if he has a partner

Male: Hi , If not,

Female: Then I won’t regard him as my idol.

Male: What to do

Female: What to do. . .

Male: Say goodbye to being confused

Female: Dangdang

Male: Tell me

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Female: Can you take care of who I am?

Male: Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee Hee

Female: Why are you laughing

Male: You have to mean what you say

Female: Of course it counts

Male: That’s fine with me I will officially declare to you that Gao Feng is me, and I am Gao Feng.

Female: I don’t believe it, let me test him. Hey, let me test you

Male: She wants to test me on something.

Female: Let me test you on some agricultural knowledge.

Male: Can you take the exam?

Female: Of course I can. I will roast you over low heat for a while until you are charred on the outside and tender on the inside. Round, squishy and steaming

Male: Where are you roasting the sweet potatoes?

Female: What do you care about the test?

Female: (singing) Let me ask you to answer, what kind of melons should be grown on which soil.

Male: (Singing) This problem is not difficult for me. You can grow big watermelons by the water. They are sweet, big and sandy. They are sweet, big and sandy. Hey hey hey hey hey sweet. Lose your teeth.

Female: (singing) Let me ask you to guess, what sprouts are planted in the water.

Male: (Singing) This question is not difficult for me. A sheep's horn can be planted in water, and all twins are born. They are all twins. Hey hey hey hey hey hey you will be surprised.

Female: (Singing) I’m here to tell you what to lay eggs and what to nest.

Male: (Singing) This question is not difficult for me. Your sister-in-law is in charge of the eggs and your brother is in charge of the nest. There are chickens, ducks and geese, ducks and geese. Hey hey hey hey hey hey boy’s girl Much.

Female: What?

Male: There are many young women who are not good at men.

Female: Why do you curse?

Male: Hey, who am I scolding?

Female: Then let me ask you about laying eggs and nesting. Why did you remove my sister-in-law and my brother?

Male: Your family has a breeding farm, right?

Female: That’s right.

Male: Who is responsible for hatching the eggs

Female: My sister-in-law

Male: Who is responsible for hatching the electrical appliances

Female: My brother< /p>

Male: Isn’t this enough? Does your sister-in-law care about your brother’s nest?

Female: Then you are not a peak either.

Male: Oops, my mom has worked so hard for so long, why am I still not at the peak?

Female: You don’t understand how to get rich through technology. You're just plain scared.

Male: You don’t understand.

Female: You don’t understand, you don’t understand, you don’t understand, you don’t understand, you grow watermelons on the water in your house

Male: It seems that you can’t really do it without getting you something real. Believe me, look at it, this is modern technology soilless cultivation. Fill the water tank with nutrient solution, and you can plant melons and beans.

Female: Plant a lamb and grow a cow.

Male: That can’t be done. Hey you are looking at my latest big boxy watermelon. Girl, please look.

Female: Yeah!

Male: Yeah, I got it wrong.

Female: Why did you get my photo?

Male: You have forgotten that when there was chicken plague in your village, it was I who gave you a prescription for medicine, and when you wrote me a letter of thanks, you included a photo with me.

Female: Then you are really at the top.

Male: Well, I’m really sorry. I'm really sorry, I'm not your idol, I really let you down.

Female: Why am I disappointed

Male: No. . . because. . . I uh uh uh

Female: Being small is not a shortcoming. A small weight weighs a thousand pounds. Pepper is spicy.

Male: I like to hear this. Comrade Lei Feng is not that big, and his spirit is now spread all over the world. Dong Cunrui is not tall but can carry explosives. Science thinks. Everything that is concentrated is a fine product.

Female: I'm sorry I misunderstood you, Comrade Gao Feng.

Male: It doesn’t matter. People like us who engage in agricultural science and technology are often misunderstood. Rain or shine, we can't live without the crop fields all year round. I don’t have time to trim my hair, and I don’t have time to shave my beard. I’m standing in front of you like this. I feel really sad. I feel so sorry.

Female: Then I just did. . . Hey, aren't you angry?

Male: Ah, you're not angry

Female: Then get on the boat.

Male: It’s time to get on the boat...Wait a minute. Does what you just said still count?

Female: What did I just say?

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Male: Hey, you forgot so much. You said that if Gao Feng doesn’t have a partner, you will treat him as a partner.

Female: Didn’t I just say it casually?

Male: Oh, just say whatever you want. Well, your words don't count, and my words don't count. I won't go to your village.

Female: Oops! You will come. . .

Male: We haven’t gone far yet. Is there anything else you need to do?

Female: Come on board.

Male: There is a way. . . Yeah...yeah...hey

Male: (Singing) There is a winding river in front of my brother, and my sister is singing a sweet song across from me. There are layers of waves in my heart, but my sister makes me happy. Cross your river.

That: (Singing) The boat floats leisurely through the water, cutting through the waves on the river, picking up a water lotus! The younger sister sends her brother a whisper! Sweet honey is spread all over the river

< p>(There is a crooked river in front of my brother. My sister is singing a sweet song across from me. My brother’s heart is filled with waves. My sister is the river that lets me cross you.)

This is crossing the river. Yes, I don’t know if you typed your name wrong or if I misunderstood it