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If you love, talk about crazy love.

If I am dying, I must say to the girl I like, "Help me!" " ! ! !

After breaking up, I shook my head smartly and my wig was thrown out.

Who said I cried? I got a dragonfly in my eye.

Going to work is like marriage in the old days. If you are unhappy, you must be together.

Please remember, don't eat chicken when there is an emotional crisis.

My computer and I have the same language. When I am gentle with it, it will collapse. Makes me extremely excited.

Congratulations on winning the million-dollar prize (name a song): it's a pity that it wasn't you.

Back then, I was worth 100 million yuan-but I was beaten black and blue by those people.

When I was a child, after turning off the lights before going to bed, I imagined that there were ghosts everywhere and I had to rush to bed at a speed of 120 mph.

Lovers are like advertisements, the old ones don't go and the new ones don't come.

Take a deep breath-× Close your eyes * ... Sorry I farted.

Why are Xinjiang melons and fruits especially sweet, and the temperature difference between day and night is large?

Why is good wine called good wine? Because it can last a long time.

People say my hair is long and my knowledge is short, so I decided to cut it short.

I think I am a madman, a madman who can't even grasp love.

Hehe; ; So many funny "

Sure enough, the best way to stay awake is reading.

A: "Did you wash your hair today?" B: "Hmm" A: "No wonder my head is full of water."

I stood there waiting for a long time and left without waiting for you.

If you don't respect me, I respect you. If you don't respect me, I will still respect you. If you don't respect me, I'll waste you.

You, getting farther and farther away from me, getting closer and closer to mistress.

If you love, you are crazy; Not loving is being strong.

Why are we together when we are incompatible? It will be more sad to be together. Will make the other person more helpless and hate you more.

Some people, some things. Once you turn around, it's a lifetime.

Don't cry, what you have lost is a man who doesn't love you.

I just want you to love me, love me and protect me. Even if I am old, I am still your baby.

What I hate most are those foxes.

Play tricks. Play with your head. What are your abilities?

I'm not L 'Oré al Paris, "You don't deserve it.

Draw a circle and curse you. Don't leave me in this life.

Reality is so real, there are not so many ifs.

They love each other more and more, but we are on and off.

Everything is changing at lightning speed.

I know you care about me more than anyone.

You said you would accompany me to a certain day, but you left me in a certain street.

The strange voice on your phone is as sweet as a child.

In your eyes and in your heart, you have never regarded me as a friend.

So stubbornly go on, immersed in memories and slowly die.

Peach has a raccoon/I have a raccoon.

His back, which is no longer tall and slightly curved, can make you feel familiar and unfamiliar? -Father

Our choices are different, but we are in the same direction.

The Tang Priest is just a monkey.

If separation is a relief, I want you to say the last word.

What makes me most proud is that I can laugh mercilessly after the hysterical pain.

Black light, my world does not lack hugs.

Love is a crazy love phrase.

I said with a forced smile that I had a really good life. Tell yourself in your heart, remember what you should remember and forget what you should forget. You may forget that I am afraid of loneliness, but still, so cruelly put me down and let me go to the end, but I can't find the end.

When people are tired, they rest; When you are tired, just calm down. When you grow up and mature, this society will see through. Tired and sad, just squat down and give yourself a hug. Because no one in this world can sympathize with you and pity you. You cried, tears are your own; You are in pain, and no one can feel it. You must be strong, even if you have been hurt and shed tears, you can grit your teeth and go on. Because life is your life alone.

My parents were impeccable in junior high school. Talking about parents kicking off the bridge in high school. The university can't talk about the object, and parents are beginning to make things out of nothing! Now, in order to achieve the effect of all arrows, we constantly arrange blind dates with chains. Only when we meet can we know that unhappy girls seem to be all kinds of barbaric invasions! I finally got one, but someone stole it! Now, if no one has a bumper harvest, they can only become sworn friends with gay friends Taoyuan.

If someone has been waiting for you for three years or three months, please don't choose to refuse so rashly. Fate in this world is not as cheap as air, but ordinary meeting and acquaintance is also the reward of past lives's practice. Outside the family, no one will easily wait alone for a person without asking for anything in return. Even if there is no happy result, I have warmed my cold heart.

Some people are just warm strangers who get along with each other all their lives, nodding to each other and taking care of each other, nothing else; Some people know each other, but they can be as indifferent as flowers bloom and fall, and there is no intersection for a long time. They just know that there is such a person, but from a distance, it is already an old acquaintance on the rock, and everything before is just paving the way for today. There is no clear and complete understanding reason.

Although it is easy to get hurt, although I have failed many times, I often get sudden sweetness inadvertently. Perhaps this sweetness is sour, bitter and a withered flower, but as long as we put in and paid, we should not regret it. After all, we love it!

Many people in the world are a little ashamed to express their love and try to suppress it, as if it were a bad thing, but they shouldn't do that, because love is the most beautiful thing in the world. When we meet people we don't like, we should keep saying in our hearts, I wish him peace, and then our impression of these people will be completely different.

I only love people who love me, because I don't know how to love someone who doesn't love me, but I don't know where to start at all. He loves you. Everything is easy. He will touch you. He doesn't love you, and it's no use trying to touch him. I can't afford to love someone who doesn't love me, and neither can my youth. My smile, my tears, my deep affection, my youth, only for the people I love and the people who love me.

If you really love someone, then the only thing you do and all your dreams are loaded. If not, then be strong and bear the pain separately. -love is crazy, and two people hold up all their dreams; If you don't love, you will be strong, and a person will bear all the injuries.

Loving someone is not terrible, just out of control. Breaking up is not terrible, but I am afraid I can't let go; Loneliness is not terrible, but it will always be lonely; Being sick is not terrible, but I am afraid that I can't afford to get sick; Unemployment is not terrible, I am afraid that I will never find a job; No money is not terrible. I'm afraid I'll have to wait for someone to help me. Losing is not terrible, what is terrible is a crushing defeat; It's not terrible to be wrong. What's terrible is to be afraid of making mistakes again.

The evening breeze blows gently, and my heart is slowly relaxing, but I still can't let go of my concern for you. A person is not lonely, but a person is lonely. My mood floated gently in the air with the wind, so I stopped thinking about so many things, so I had to indulge my brain and let the night wind float around with my thoughts.

You cannot change the environment, but you can change yourself; You can't change the facts, but you can change your attitude; You cannot change the past, but you can change the present; You can't control others, but you can control yourself; You can't predict tomorrow, but you can grasp today; You can't do everything smoothly, but you can do everything wholeheartedly; You can't choose your appearance, but you can smile.

The six hardest things 1, know yourself. Many people don't know who they are all their lives. 2. Seize the opportunity. Opportunity is the wealth you miss. 3. Improve the quality. Life is the best teacher. If you don't like teachers, sometimes progress is retrogression. Step 4 use time. A waste of time is a waste of life. 5. Keep a secret. Leaking secrets will increase pleasure. 6. Forget hatred. Many people spend their lives taking revenge.

Love is crazy, but not love is strong.

1, my regret is that you are no longer the scenery in front of me.

There is no her in his world, only him in her world. The world is like this, and there will never be fairness.

Only those who can't let go will be hurt the most.

4. Every minute, I miss you, quietly.

You forgot your promise and me. Love is wrong after all

6. Women are made of water. Don't be too cold to her. Once it turns into ice at zero, it will only frostbite you in the end.

7. I know I am selfish, but I don't want to be a woman who lets others make irresponsible remarks. My pride won't allow it.

8. It's really nothing. It's all over, isn't it? It's all over, don't miss it.

9. Sorry, don't tell a person who once loved you very much, because it's cold.

10, I warn you for the last time, don't expect me to forgive you. 、

1 1, everyone will be mean, but please pay attention to the number of times; Everyone is fickle, but please pay attention to speed.

12. Leave your tears to the person who loves you the most and your smile to the person who hurts you the most. ...

13, what if you die without love and know each other? I love you, in previous lives, you lived, I waited, you died, and I accompanied you.

14. Life comes from accident. We should calm down, forgive the past and give ourselves a distance.

15, I want you around, not to relieve loneliness, just because it's you, and I won't be lonely with you. ...

16, that woman. I don't know if my mind is full of paste. I only know that he doesn't love you.

17, I went back there. We were young, but we could never go back.

18, I love you, but you let go after I fell in love with you. I laugh that love is not so precious.

Please don't tell me the answer now, because I still want to love you day after day.

20. The fairy tales written by Andersen are only silly mermaids.

2 1. If you care too much, you will be exhausted. Why bother?

You say you wish me happiness, but you don't know how I can be happy without you.

23. I have a lot to say. But why didn't you say a word? It's really hard to hold back.

24. What you have is no more refreshing than having your heart.

25. I hope someone will accompany me to watch all the sunrises and sunsets in my life casually.

26. I pretended to be very uncomfortable and couldn't find my original self.

27. Today's story made me understand that life can enjoy loneliness.

28. There is someone in everyone's heart that will never be mentioned or forgotten.

Even if I am not by your side, I will always love you.

30, say good forever, but you turn around and leave halfway.

Love story: Love is crazy, not strong.

How do you know that I will spend my whole life forgetting you when I turn around and leave?

In this world, some things are helpless, and personal interests are really important.

The same wound is always poked in different ways. Laugh at how stubborn it is.

Touching the letters that exchanged love stories in those years, trying to appease the inner loneliness and pain.

Some people have known each other all their lives and feel that they have only known each other for a while, while others have known each other for a while and feel that they have known each other all their lives.

The bravest thing I have ever done is to walk away without looking back when I love you the most. Abbreviation of Yugoslav currency name

If he can't stay, let him go.

You left with all my love, just a farewell. I looked at your back with tears in my eyes and wanted to hug you for the last time and say "I love you" to you again.

Are things beautiful? Does it hurt to shoot an arrow through the heart? Are you invincible? Will it be cold if you drown in the deep sea for a long time? She doesn't love you, okay?

Once met, the total pressure never met.

Yes, how could I forget the person who said he would give me warmth but took it away.

People are contradictory, eager to be understood and afraid to be seen through.

Time, can you wait for the love that is still in the future and still in full bloom?

Men are so heartless-why should women flatter themselves?

After you left, I have nothing, even tomorrow is hard to say.

If there is no expectation for a thousand years, there will be no short reunion in this life, and it will take about a thousand years to grow old together in this life!

People who wait for you will wait for the food to get cold, and there will be no complaints.

In any case, it is always unforgivable for a person to make excuses. The more unloved you are, the more you should love yourself.

Don't rush to criticize what you see, because it may not be the truth you think.

The taste of forgetting is like appreciating a cruel beauty and then telling yourself to face it in a small voice.

He took her away from my world, and you will be my past.

Your words hurt not only my heart, but my life!

I really understood this time, and I was completely awake. I will try to start again in the future.

Think of me as air. At least you can't live without me.

When people ask me if I have forgotten him, I always deceive myself and tell them that I have forgotten him.

Memories are like a wine pool. If you can't get out, you can only die drunk in it.

You don't know what kind of pain and self-control is hidden in my peace, just as you can't guess any twists and turns of me.

I didn't feel much about the recovery of Russia, but my tears still fell.

After you left, many things at home were very sad. Every night, I have to comfort them to sleep.

I don't know if my heart in your place is dusty and nobody cares.

If you love someone too much, your heart will get drunk; Hating someone for too long will break your heart.

Don't torture me any more, my heart has been cut off, and it's not blood that comes out, it's the fault of loving you.

I thought the bird couldn't fly over the sea because it didn't have the courage to fly over the sea. Ten years later, I discovered that it was not birds that could not fly, but the other side of the sea, and there was no waiting.

It's hard to be together as long as it's over.

What is covering your eyes, so that you can no longer see my efforts?

Forgive me for liking someone who can't be together.

Love is crazy, but not love is strong.

Time has taught me that everything is hidden in my heart, not in my heart. ˇ

Love someone who gives you positive energy.

If you can't stay, let him go. After all, a good chain can't tie a dog that wants to run.

Maybe I should give up my insistence and accept what I don't want.

Have you ever felt the loss of your lover?

Really, feel at ease; Fake, welcome. Really? We are responsible for ourselves.

Seducing you with my whole youth is the most extravagant thing I have ever done.

If you can't walk, remember to turn back. If you don't love you, you must know how to give up.