I miss my roommate's classic sentence, good gay friend, good friend.

I miss my roommate's classic sentence, good gay friend, good friend.

1, we eat, sleep, have classes and go to the library together. We are really good friends for life!

2, tomorrow's exam, roommates are busy playing cheat sheets. I'm kidding. What should I do if I cheat on the ground during the exam? My roommate thought about it and calmly wrote down my name. ...

The biggest fun every day now is to ask your roommate what to have for lunch and say that you want to have breakfast before going to bed.

There is a group of people who are not sisters (brothers), but live under the same roof and call each other sisters (brothers).

Do you know how your roommate feels when he is waiting for you?

6. The purpose of buying an alarm clock is to let the alarm clock wake my roommate, and then let my roommate wake me up.

7. It was 7: 20 when I opened my eyes this morning. My first reaction was that there was no class on Monday, and my second reaction was to see my roommate.

8. The university is a dormitory university. Roommates are inseparable, and those who love and hate each other are roommates.

9. The so-called pig-like roommate means that I caught a cold and asked him to buy me a black and white one, but he brought me Oreo.

10, roommates, I miss you after the holiday.

1 1, the second roommate said: I'm a wolf from the north, and I'm frozen into a dog in the south.

12, college entrance examination? Is it interesting? After entering the university, I went to fall in love and fuck gay friends. I was unlucky and hanged by my roommate that day. ...

13, this is often the case when studying in the morning. I stole a look at my roommate's bed. As long as one of them is still under the bed, just like the truth-go back to sleep ~!

14, roll call in class! Students quickly called their roommates and whispered, Come on! The teacher called the roll ... the roommate said quietly, put it on speaker. ...

15, roommates are like swings, which side is better than which.

16, a roommate called "She sleeps all over the world, and when she wakes up, the whole world can't fucking sleep".

17, roommate, we can live together, not by fate, but by my aunt.

18, Yi roommate, hungry, dug out a banana, and I told him it was not good to eat bananas on an empty stomach. These two goods said: the first bite is empty stomach, and the second bite is not.

19. A cricket entered the dormitory. It barked and a roommate learned it. After that, he said, "Go to sleep first, and I'll kill it."

20. When will my sister have a tune? Ask your roommate about the wine. I wonder if the girl next door has a boyfriend? I want to see the wall, but I'm afraid it's too thick to hurt my hand.

2 1, my roommate said: a holiday is to play until dawn and then go out after dark. Going to school means going out before dawn and coming back after dark …

22. The saddest thing is that my roommate woke me up in my sleep. I thought it was a nightmare.

23. Roommates Wow, they are all creatures that people love and hate.

24. After a hundred years of repair, we will spend thousands of years in the same boat and repair the upper and lower bunks for our good roommates in China.

25. My roommate washed socks with elastin, and then said that socks were washed with elasticity. I smiled.

26. Don't thank your roommate! People are killed because they are superior to ordinary people! You live because you are stupid!

27. My roommate asked me to count from one to one thousand when I couldn't sleep, and I almost fell asleep when I counted to 200. I had just finished drinking a cup of coffee when I finished counting.

28. I woke up in the middle of the night and heard a roommate's bell jingling. People who don't know think ghosts are coming.

29. My roommate accidentally dropped saliva on my hand when he was talking. Let me not forget that I said I would always remember your kindness!

I must have been poisoned by my roommate. Why else do I sleep so much every day and still feel sleepy?

3 1. Roommates stink worse than their feet in the dormitory. I took off my shoes, and everyone here ran away' another sneer' I can't run away without shoes'

32. There is a feeling that the dormitory is deeply dedicated to my lovely roommates.

33. After watching Those Years, I suddenly miss the days when my roommates collectively watched Ozawa …

34. Living with roommates and growing up together, there are many forests, and little by little feelings gradually precipitate into various memories.

35. We are a family. roommate

36. When did your boyfriend have it? Ask your roommate about the wine. I wonder if the handsome guy next door has a girlfriend?

The most unpleasant thing about sleeping in the dormitory is that it is not your alarm clock that wakes you up every morning, but your roommate's alarm clock. What's even more hateful is that when you are woken up, he still sleeps like a pig.

38. Thanks to my roommates, they quietly tuck me in every time I sleep.

39. Sometimes, a fart gets punched and kicked by a roommate.

40. There is a kind of friend and roommate-she is happy when she is happy, and she is fucking unhappy when she is unhappy.

A statement describing a good friend.

1, don't talk about others behind their backs under any circumstances. If you must say it, say something nice. It is a good thing to have many friends, even if they are not very good friends, it is much better than wanting to have one more enemy because of carelessness.

2. If your friend is a little crazy, please cherish it! They may look fierce, but in fact they are the softest inside; They look cold, but that's just a way to protect themselves; They attach great importance to friendship, but they are definitely unfriendly after being hurt. They are easily moved, but they remain rational when they are moved. They may look strong, but they are actually the most vulnerable; They don't like to hold grudges, but she still remembers clearly who is good to her and who is not good to her.

If you want to cry one day, call me. I can't promise to make you laugh, but I can accompany you silently. Because we are true friends, I would like to share your sadness and laughter. Don't think this is an interruption, this is friendship.

4. It is the enemy who is happy for your sadness; It is friends who are happy for your happiness; The person who is sad for your sadness is the one who should be kept in mind.

5. How far a person can go depends on who he walks with; How good a person is depends on what kind of friends he has around him; How much a person can achieve depends on who gives him advice.

6. We used to laugh together, struggle together, be agitated for failing grades, and be confused for stepping into society. Maybe we are best friends in the first year, very good friends in the second year, friends who don't talk much in the second year, and friends who don't even want to talk in the fourth year. Even so, I still want to say to my friends who have appeared in my life: You are special, because your appearance makes my life more exciting.

Just as we want to plant more trees on the roadside, we should also make more intimate friends on our own life path, so that you will be fragrant and relaxed along the way. A lover is a road, and a friend is a tree. There are friends along the way, but don't forget the way and don't get lost.

No matter how long we haven't seen each other, we are still the same, with a bad temper, talking loudly and not paying attention to our appearance, but always laughing so happily. Friends, no matter how long they are apart, will not be embarrassed to get together again, and will feel distressed for your sadness.

9. When I was desperate, you opened a new path for me: when I was trapped in the sea, you built me a boat.

10, pretend to be silent to friends and tell the truth to strangers. For those who care about you, don't want to worry ta. Sometimes no news is good news. In fact, I really want to say "I'm fine". Maybe I'm lying. I just want to put the brightest side on the front page of everyone's impression of myself.

1 1. Usually, communicate with friends more. Don't wait until you need their help to contact them. Only when you get to the society will you know how difficult it is to meet a real friend.

12, don't forget to take some time out of your busy life to relax yourself and keep a young and happy heart forever.

13, how far a person can go depends on who he walks with; How good a person is depends on what kind of friends he has around him; How much a person can achieve depends on who gives him advice.

14, the most precious thing in the world is sincere friendship. Deep homesickness is like a fragrant flower in full bloom in a valley.

15. At ordinary times, communicate with friends more. Don't wait until you need their help to contact them. Only when you get to the society will you know how difficult it is to meet a real friend.

16, friends are a lifelong thing. No matter how far the years pass, I still remember our friendship.

17, when I was desperate, you opened up a new road for me: when I was trapped in the sea, you built me a boat.

18, it is the enemy who is happy for your sadness; It is friends who are happy for your happiness; The person who is sad for your sadness is the one who should be kept in mind.

19. If you want to cry one day, call me. I can't promise to make you laugh, but I can accompany you silently. Because we are true friends, I would like to share your sadness and laughter. Don't think this is an interruption, this is friendship.

In any case, don't talk about others behind their backs. If you must say it, say something nice. It is a good thing to have many friends, even if they are not very good friends, it is much better than wanting to have one more enemy because of carelessness.

A compliment to a good friend

1, friends regardless of distance, and heaven remains our neighbourhood, good feelings; Friends, regardless of gender, know each other and share the same fate; A piece of music, relaxed and harmonious; A greeting, caring and considerate; A short message, warm and diffuse …

Friends are the stars in the sky, trying to shine, even if they are on or off, they will always exist.

3. A sincere friend is a bosom friend on the road of life and the voice of the soul. Little by little of the years!

4, friends need to have eight words, that is: trust, understanding, tolerance and tacit understanding! Now I use these eight words to bless our friendship. May we be happy all our lives and forever. Friends don't need to meet, just want to know each other; Needless to say, please understand. Never ask for a spoonful of water, never give a drop of food, just because of the traction of words, the distance between the world becomes close at hand, and you can drink together thousands of miles away, and friendship lasts forever!

5. Cherishing friends is a kind of fate; Missing hidden in my heart is a fragrant memory; Friendship is a cheerful melody in my heart; The blessings that fly out of my heart are warm and sweet.

6. Sincere wishes, with the breeze and drizzle, stroll through the green grass, cross the Qian Shan and come to a beautiful home. Send my best wishes and thoughts to my friends.

7. I miss my friend like a wisp of smoke, and my blessing to my friend is the tinkling sound of a gurgling stream. Maybe time will fade away, maybe space will be isolated from each other. But what is worth cherishing is the friendship between friends.

8. Being accompanied by friends is a comfort, being encouraged by friends is a strength, being helped by friends is a warmth, and being remembered by friends is a happiness. Meeting you here is also a kind of fate. No matter how deep the fate is, no matter how far apart, I wish brother Nanshan you health and happiness forever!

9. Friends are endless feelings and endless meanings. It is a book, without a cover, people can hold it in their hands and can't read it. I've always wanted to read this book and cherish its existence. Maybe it is a dream of eternal happiness in people's lives. Reading in a dream and waking up is also a kind of happiness. I always wish my friends a happy weekend!

10, a sincere friend is a bosom friend on the road of life and a voice of the soul. Little by little in the years, flashing memories. No matter where you are, my blessing will always be by your side.

1 1. Friends are the most beautiful scenery on the road of life, and friendship is the heartstrings connected with each other. Let us decorate the scenery on the road of life with the pen and ink of our hearts, and harvest the most touching truth in the world with sincere dedication! May my blessings bloom like flowers and be given to my friends like fragrance.

12, I sincerely wish you can feel the atmosphere of friendship even though you are thousands of miles apart. I wish you a good mood to spend every day with your friends. Space is the spiritual communication between friends, leaving messages is the real concern for friends, and getting out of friends' space is full of beautiful ideas! You will also feel the happiness of living under the same blue sky.

13, friends are dreams and miss each other, and friends are forever gold; Friends are bound together for life, and friends are broadening the road; Blessed are friends.

Friends are the most beautiful scenery in life. Friendship is a heartstring connected with each other. Let's decorate the scenery on the road of life with the pen and ink of our hearts. With sincere pay, harvest the most touching truth in the world! I wish my dear friends happiness forever!

15, friends are the jungle of life, the post station where the soul rests, the apartment where the soul is collected, and the bag where the feelings are preserved. No matter how many storms there are on the road of life, friends are like umbrellas, and they will accompany you all the way to sunny Wan Li! May your sky be bluer and your life be the most beautiful!

16, it's good to have friends. Why are we meeting? Why should we be afraid of new acquaintances on strange networks? Maybe you just want a spring breeze, but friends with space give you the whole spring.

17, new friends are as light as lemons, and the silk is cool and moistens the throat; A good friend is thicker than milk, and fragrance is dignified on his lips; Old friends are like brothers, ups and downs are accompanied by adversity.

18, friends are fate and deserve to be cherished forever; Friends are gold, always brilliant; A friend is a harp that plays wonderful songs; Friends are tea and taste the fragrance of life; Friends are pens, writing happiness and well-being; Friends are songs, singing warm love: I wish my friends happy every day!

19, I cherish my friends in my heart. I keep my thoughts in my heart as a fragrant memory. I want to keep this beautiful feeling in my memory forever and wish my friends a happy mood that will never change. Dear friends, only if you have a dream in your heart today will your dream come true tomorrow! I came to visit my good friend. May you always be happy, healthy and safe, and may our friendship last forever.

20. Narrow space is a kind of reluctant nostalgia; A warm message is a testimony of true feelings; Blessing from afar is a true wish; The friendship of friends is eternal attachment; No matter the ends of the earth, I will silently wish my dear friends happiness forever!

2 1, a true friend, actually doesn't care about distance, actually doesn't care about gender. Maybe he is close at hand, maybe he is far away. As long as they embrace each other and take care of each other, this kind of mutual understanding, lovesickness, mutual help and mutual agreement is the gentlest, most comfortable, most carefree and beautiful artistic conception in the world, and it is the most sincere touch in the world.

22. Cherishing friends is a kind of fate; Missing hidden in my heart is a fragrant memory; Friendship is a sweet melody in my heart; The blessing that flies out of my heart is brilliant beauty; A sincere blessing, a persistent friendship! Wish a friend: happiness forever! Happy forever!

23. Friends are the most beautiful scenery on the road of life, and friendship is the beating heartstrings connected with each other. We decorate the scenery on the road of life with the pen and ink of our hearts, and harvest the most touching friendship in the world with sincere dedication.

24, friends are fate, I will cherish forever, friends are gold, always brilliant, friends are harp, play the beauty of life, friends are tea, taste the fragrance of life, friends are pens, write the happiness of life, friends are songs, sing the warmth of life, and wish friends a good mood every day!

Warm words for good friends.

Warm words for good friends.

1, I just came to the classroom in high school. This is the first time for new students to meet, so I want to be friendly. See a girl with short hair, very handsome, a bit like a man. Xiao Wang went over and put his arm around her shoulder to say hello. I didn't expect her to slap me and say: I am a woman, I don't know if there is any difference between men and women! Xiao Wang retorted sharply: Lao Tzu is also a woman.

2. Friends bring their boyfriends home. Her boyfriend said that she was nervous when she saw her father, and she didn't know how to put her hands. When her friend said you were nervous, she put it in her pocket. Later, her friend's father pulled her out alone and asked her, "Is your boyfriend sick?" The friend was curious and said no, so her father said, "Then why did he put one hand in his coat pocket and the other hand in his trousers pocket?"

A reporter interviewed 100 penguins and asked them what they do all day. The first one said: Eat and sleep to fight peas, and the second one said: Eat and sleep to fight peas. I have been asking 99 of them. When I asked100th, I said: Eat and sleep. The reporter asked: Why not fight peas? The penguin cried and said, 5555, I am Doudou.

4. My girlfriend's mother handed Xiaoming a check: "Here you are 1 10,000, keep my daughter." Xiaoming took the check and turned to his girlfriend: "Let's break up, I don't love you anymore." The girlfriend was shocked: "Don't you have hundreds of millions of assets? Why do you have to 1 10,000 break up with me? " Xiao Ming replied coldly, "How else do you think I made hundreds of millions?"

At the checkout counter of the supermarket, the cashier said, "Sorry, we have no change. Can we use lollipops? " "How?" "I should give you 9 small change, so I will give you 9 lollipops." "But I bought a lollipop!"

6. The Tang Priest and his disciples met Liu Er's macaque when they were trying to learn the scriptures, and no one could tell the truth from the Monkey King. I have to go to the Tang Priest for identification. The Tang Priest said, "Eat watermelon for the teacher." The two monkeys immediately turned into watermelons; The Tang Priest said, "Eat apples for the teacher." The two monkeys immediately turned into apples; The Tang Priest said, "Eat peaches for the teacher." The two monkeys immediately turned into peaches again. The Tang Priest said, "Bajie, give me that kiwi!"

7. I look up at you at a 45-degree angle, looking at your tall and straight figure, your majestic and motionless standing posture, and the way Mount Tai collapses in front of me without chaos. What I want to say is, how can you be so calm? Telephone poles! ?

8. On the birthday of a colleague in the company, we went out for dinner. A dozen people drank five bottles of 50-odd-degree white wine and more than N bottles of wine, and vomited one of our masters. In the evening, he went to barbecue. When we asked what was going on, the old master said weakly, "I vomited my false teeth."

9. Girls nowadays are really difficult to serve. When you are angry, you stand on the main road, and you can't coax it. I said to buy you a bunch of flowers and ignore me; I said take you to the movies and ignore me. I say we go to eat delicious food, so leave me alone. Later, his boyfriend came over and asked me, "Who are you? ! "

10, I miss you, but I can't tell you, just like a tree full of pears, it will never bear apples. I miss you, but I can't tell you, just like a rainbow hanging high in the sky, no one can ever touch it. I miss you, but I can't tell you, just like the track of a train, there will never be a boat passing by. I miss you, but I really can't tell you. I'm afraid that if I do this, you won't have a good summer, so I'll send you a message to tell you that I miss you!

1 1. We have known each other for a long time, and our friendship will naturally deepen. Although I have less contact, I miss more. I wish you a happier, happier and more moist life.

12, happy mentality: happy spirit, happy mood, full fighting spirit, unremitting efforts, and practice every day, you will become a successful hero and a happy soldier!

13 I'll treat you to a big meal today. Happiness is dessert, happiness is the main course, and health is rice. Anything else you want to eat, please help yourself. As long as you get what you want, safe and smooth, I will pay for everything!

14, work like a balloon, encourage yourself; Life should be like playing basketball, giving yourself flexibility; Good health, like playing billiards, keep your position right. Friend, I wish you happiness!

15, this is a "Happy" brand short message, which is made exclusively and of high quality. It has the effects of eliminating anxiety, relieving fatigue, prolonging life, eliminating diseases and disasters, and making money. One person gets it, and the whole family is happy.

16, happiness binds you, and then throws you into the ocean of good luck, making you float, float and shake. May you be picked up by a man named Health, happy every day, and the wish of a safe life come true!

17, friend, wash your troubles, cut off all your troubles and throw them into the pot of wishful thinking. Let me light the fire of blessing, and wish you 100% happiness, happiness and beauty, without discount!

18, distance is not a problem, height doesn't matter, beauty and ugliness never care. No matter where you hide, I will depend on you to pester you. My name is happiness, and my nickname is peace.

19, if you want to hit the target, you have to let the bullet fly for a while; If you want to enjoy the cool, you have to let the breeze blow for a while; If you want to deepen friendship, you have to let the news run for a while; To get a red envelope, you have to let mosquitoes bite for a while.

20, send you a plate of beer duck, eating and laughing; Send you a plate of cold salad, which others like to eat; Send you a bowl of heat-clearing soup and drink it forever; Send you a cup of blessing wine, safe and lasting!

2 1, this short message has been radiated by strong light, scorched by scorching sun, swept by strong wind, struck by lightning, bitten by mosquitoes, washed by rain, and finally reached your mobile phone, saying to you: happy every day, happy with your stomach covered, happy with your quilt, happy with your nose, happy with the sky, happy with water, happy when you miss me, happy when you are unhappy, healthy and happy.

22, hot and cold, flustered, long dreams. It's almost the same every year, but it doesn't work in summer. The sun is shining, my eyes are blurred, I can't see clearly, and I sweat a thousand times. Mosquitoes are crazy at night, slapping and hurting. Hong Bao was still lying in bed in the early morning, and by the end of the morning, it was dark and busy. Summer is very hot, I hope my greetings can bring you coolness and make you feel happy and relaxed!

23. The old Taoist taught his disciples: "Ghosts are the most active and dangerous after twelve o'clock on Sunday night." Disciple wondered, "Is this about Yin and Yang?" The old Taoist shook his head: "No, no, today is really Monday, and I don't want to go to work ..." Haha, a joke is sent. Monday is the beginning of a busy day. I wish you time in your busy schedule and be happy in your busy schedule!

24. God is a thief and will steal for another year. At the end of the year, I was looking for it in a panic. Good thing you're here! I asked him: Why not steal with you? He shrugged and said, this friend is too heavy in your heart for me to move!

God told me that if I don't bless you, the rooster will lay eggs, the sun will turn black and the earth will stop turning immediately. In order to prevent chaos in the world, I have to wish you happiness all the time, every day.

26. I can't represent the party and the central government, nor can I represent the local government, but I can represent my family's vegetables, stumps, melons and seedlings, and noodle soup. I extend my greetings to the basket: I wish you a happy day!

27, don't stop: dreams keep chasing; Don't give up: there is a sunrise after the night; The road is bitter: sweat is a beautiful blessing; Remember: success is the next step. Take a big step, yeah, fall into the pit!

28, a persistent, two sincere, mixed with three confused, four pity, plus five money tears, six two tenderness, with seven cups of romance, with eight points of love for fire, nine tests, boil into a perfect fruit.

29. God will greatly bless you. You must first dial its mobile phone, ring its bell, vibrate it, light its screen, display its text and send a string of blessings before you can smile. Finally, I wish you smile every day!

30. I wish you happy every day, covering your stomach, covering your quilt, running nose, smiling at the sky, drinking water, being happy if you miss me, being happy if you are unhappy, and being healthy and happy!