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As a man, you must be able to speak in sentences.

1. The time of sneaking away makes us look old, but it enriches our lives.

People say I love to laugh, but who knows how heartbroken I am when I cry?

3. What kind of training a person will get, what kind of cultivation and benefits he will get.

4. Wings can take the eagle to a wide and high altitude, but it is composed of slight feathers.

5. Try to reduce contact with people who are withdrawn, gossiping, complaining and negative.

6, don't care too much about things, if you care too much, you will have regrets!

7. Time is the sand in your hand. If you don't catch it, it will leak out.

8. Don't give up easily, or you will feel sorry for yourself and avoid difficulties, which will only make them more and more difficult.

9. Death teaches people everything, just like the results announced after the exam-although it suddenly dawns, it is too late.

10, it's time to learn the inspirational motto of growth.

1 1. Only by learning to be positive and stay away from sad language can we live a better life.

12. If you keep pursuing yesterday's questions, you will also miss tomorrow's answers.

13, not strong is not wise.

14. Most things you have waited for too long are not what you want. The most precious thing in the world is not what you will never get or have got, but what you have got and may lose at any time.

15, taking is the ability, giving is the realm.

16, as long as the kung fu is deep, the iron pestle is ground into a needle. anonymous

17, insisting that the green hills are not relaxed and the roots are broken rocks; After thousands of tortures and blows, it is still strong, whether it is the southeast wind or the northwest wind in winter, it can bear it and will still be tough and straight.

18, honesty will always bring you success, but it may be the next stop.

19, the realization of the goal is based on my strong desire for success.

20. Fate always comes to those who are prepared.

2 1, mistress is a good thing, it can take away men who don't love you.

22. The more we learn, the poorer we feel.

23. Even if you fall, stand up beautifully and cry again.

24. If your reasons are justified, don't be afraid to refuse others. Cluster hair

The highest realm of life is tolerance, and the highest realm of getting along is respect.

1 You need friends to succeed and enemies to achieve great success.

As long as you can realize, it is never too late to start; When you think it is too late, it is the earliest time.

3 people want to do an ordinary thing well, which is extraordinary;

There is only one step from the sublime to the absurd, but there is no way from the absurd to the sublime;

Life is like a ball, no matter how I roll around, it will always stop at a point;

6 famous saying: it used to be a thousand glasses of wine, but now it is a few glasses of wine;

People who achieve their careers by power will never stand up straight. Bend to please superiors, stretch to scare civilians. If one day he dies, his waist is still bent, because the resistance of swinging up and down can't support him;

There are two tragedies in life, one is despair, the other is complacency;

9 people live with only money, which means nothing; A man in name only means that he has nothing. When the money runs out, the reputation is gone. Only one person's creation can stay in the world forever;

If 10 people do a simple thing well, it is not simple;

1 1 Only those who can't figure it out, there is no road that can't be taken;

12 liars always think they are smart. When they lie and play pranks, they often cover their eyes with their hands like naive children, thinking that others can't see him. In fact, others can see it clearly;

13 life is nothing more than making others smile and occasionally smiling at others;

14 Although people have different social experiences and paths, people's faults are often very similar. Therefore, smart people always accept the lessons of their predecessors, while stupid people are just the opposite;

15 people live in the world and are writing books consciously or unconsciously. Good writing, poor writing, thick writing, thin writing, mediocre writing and wonderful writing all depend on how you write;

16 roaming the land of China, I was intoxicated; Looking up at the endless sky, I was infatuated with it; If we compare the earth to matter and the sky to spirit, I think the sky is more charming than the earth;

17 ability is like a check, it is only useful if it is cashed, otherwise it is worthless;

18 The pain engraved on the heart is more painful than the pain engraved on the face. The person who suffers from inner pain is selfless, and he bears the pain himself; The person who engraves pain on his face is selfish. His purpose is to make others pity him and share his pain. On the other hand, most people tend to sympathize only with those with painful faces. Few people take care of people with inner pain. This is also human kindness and stupidity;

19 learn to respect others, that is, respect yourself; Learning to appreciate others is to appreciate yourself; Learning to care about others means caring about yourself; Learning to love others is to love yourself;

The most valuable character in life is to live naturally, be practical, be serious, make friends honestly and be open-minded;

2 1 classic quotations-if the direction of life is wrong, stopping is progress;

22 people who help others and don't want to be rewarded don't feel lost in their hearts;

The highest realm of life is tolerance, and the highest realm of getting along is respect;

To be a man, we must first trust others and believe in their kindness. After all, there are few evils. We can't destroy the whole world because of a few flies flying around;

People who walk with their heads down only see the thickness of the earth but ignore the height of the sky; People who walk with their heads up only see the vastness of the sky, but ignore the hardships and precipitousness under their feet;

Only after experiencing all kinds of hardships in life can we realize the value of life;

Love is not a business. If you are frustrated, you will lose everything. Love is not a bet. If you lose, you will become poor. Love is the touch and commitment of two hearts, like the notes of harmonious music, which compose the sanctity of the world;

The most generous person in the world is flattery, he can tell the most beautiful lies in the world; The most selfish person in the world is shooting while walking. He can hunt the fruits of other people's labor and kick out people who are more capable than him.

Life does not seek to live perfectly, but only to live realistically;

30 people who show their height by stepping on others' shoulders will become real dwarfs sooner or later;

3 1 money can buy comfort and enjoyment, but it can't buy knowledge and health, and it can't buy sincere feelings and love;

It is easier to live in vain than in truth. Live hypocritical and tired, live real and relaxed;

Push your luck in your career,/no matter how long you live, why worry about achieving nothing;

Healthy as a mountain, still as water, indifferent to fame and fortune. This is the highest state of life, and whoever can live in such a state will live comfortably;

The so-called birth and death, is born well, old slowly, sick late, die fast;

Comparing fame and fortune will only increase people's troubles, and those who compare careers will certainly enhance people's will and confidence;

The so-called iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place all your life, but to eat everywhere all your life;

Noble goals are achieved by despicable means, which is not noble behavior;

39 mountains have high slopes, rivers have wide and deep; Everyone has shortcomings and mistakes;

People without lofty beliefs are like a pool of stagnant water, which can never be swayed;

4 1 Life is not all hardships, but there are also comforts and joys. Just like the season we experience, spring comes after the severe winter, and sunny day comes after the snow;

On the long road of life, whether it is stormy or rapids. Most importantly, the desire for life cannot be extinguished;

First love is a blooming flower, full of fragrance. Let people never forget the sweetness and passion of their first love;

Classic sentence: praise before death is often false, and comments after death are often true;

The joy of career and work lies not in success and achievements, but more in the process of stumbling;

46% of people, memories can't bear grudges, but memories can increase their knowledge; Resentment will increase troubles;

Loneliness in life is a kind of strength. People can stand loneliness and be free; If you can't stand loneliness, you will be bound;

People who show off their status are often inferior and vain; People who show off their wealth often have empty pockets and are deceiving themselves;

Worry and happiness are the two seeds of life. If you plant a seed in your heart, it will sprout and grow.

The life of a man without knowledge is like a bare tree, lacking vitality;

Love has given up for respect and for the highest level of love.

1. If I am alone, will this love be more precious?

I am not afraid to have you in the future, and it will be beautiful if you and I hold hands in the future.

3. Two people may feel bored when they are together for a long time, but after they are separated, they will know that they really can't live without him.

I can't learn to comfort myself with words that comfort others.

I know you can't give me another chance, but I still fight for it like a hooligan.

My sadness is a mystery that you can't guess. ...

7. If one day we are all far away. This means that we both chose to give up each other.

8. After seeing the scenery all the way, I have never forgotten your figure.

9. I love you very simply, you just say it casually.

10, woman, I give you more than just dependence. Please don't just think of me as your support.

1 1. Sunflowers tell us that as long as we work hard to grow in the face of the sun, our days will become simple and beautiful.

12, I don't think about whether I can succeed or not. Since I chose the distance, I only care about hardships; ……

13, I love you, but I have to go our separate ways in the end.

14, I love you, I love the whole past; I miss you, thinking about many sleepless nights.

15, love has been abandoned as the highest state of respect for love.

We passed by; Stay longer than the other party; No one will be anyone in the future!

17, I look at the sky silly every day and recall our past, so I feel very happy.

18, everyone is fragile, but we still have to live …

19, people should be happy when they are alive. Because the time to die is many times longer than the time to live.

20. If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is credit.

2 1, what you say is always so false. I believe all your lies.

I have shed enough tears in recent years, and I will cheer up in the days to come.

23, gain and lose are the same, and finally restore a self that does not belong to you.

24. I am not an actor. I can't play this scene with you.

25. You remember, you got me used to it, and I was fine without you.

It depends on wisdom, personality and mood phrases.

1. The most terrible thing is not the real bad guy, but the fake good guy.

2. Love yourself more than look at anyone.

Some people have learned to kick their noses and faces when you are nice to them.

We always look back after a long walk and laugh at ourselves.

Playing games can kill you, but don't lose face.

6. For beautiful women, just look at them and turn around and tell yourself that my wife is better than them.

7. Life belongs to your own feelings, not others' opinions.

8. Sometimes, when you listen to some songs and think about something, your eyes will turn red unconsciously.

9. Either endure or be cruel.

10. Some things are not that I don't care, but that I care. What should I do?

1 1. I really want to live in a movie. The next shot is a subtitle: many years later.

12. obviously reluctant, obviously unable to let go, but also let go; Clearly in my heart, I clearly care, but it doesn't matter.

13. Every touching fairy tale is followed by the words "This story is pure fiction".

14. One day your happiness will also end in tragedy!

15. The screen name is becoming more and more straightforward, because many people can't hide it.

16. When I am tired, I really want to commit suicide.

17. I am neither envious nor jealous. I have no such life and no such heart.

18. Psychological reaction of underage girls to pregnancy: My mother will kill me! Fetal psychological reaction: My mother will kill me!

19. On Valentine's Day, I'm going to the supermarket to crush all the chocolates.

20. Friends change all the time. Maybe it's okay today, but tomorrow it's a stranger.

2 1. Time goes by, but the memory remains.

22. It doesn't matter whether I get married or not. I want a child.

23. Live my unique posture, even if no one appreciates it.

24. Perhaps regret is always tied to youth.

25. If you are not me, how can you know the road I have traveled and the joys and sorrows in my heart?

I don't need so many unimportant people to disturb my life.

27. Sows can't climb trees, and netizens are unreliable.

28. Be a low-key person and read a high-profile book, so my mother has been emphasizing it.

29. How many beats have you had in your life? Not at this time, when?

I want to be a thief when I grow up. I don't steal from good people. I only steal from thieves. Nima, I'll let you know what it's like to be stolen.

3 1. There is a contemptuous smile on your mouth, which won't affect your thinking.

32. Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

What I have now is bought with what I lost.

34. What is happiness? Happiness is to look at your watch when you wake up every morning and sleep for half an hour.

Money should not be the purpose of life, it is just a tool of life.

I just want to kill love.

If I lose someone I trust, I won't give him a second chance.

38. I miss you repeatedly every night and doubt that I am better than the repeater.

39. A true friend is when you deceive everyone, you can see through your true appearance and your inner pain.

40. The worst performance of a man is to make a woman cry.

4 1. Either you die or I live, choose one.

42. I hate my parents comparing me with others.

43. The reality is so cruel and a little sad.

44. There is always a person who has been living in the bottom of my heart, but has disappeared into life.

45. From the day you left, I lost my way, pretending to be indifferent on the surface, but I was very confused inside.

46. It turns out that when we were young, we were so sexy that we didn't even wear underwear.

47. Your ordinary name has affected so many emotions.

48. No matter how serious a gentleman is, he can't resist the fox, and no matter how tough an old lady is, she will have her period …

49. Be more calm and less childish.

50. Whoever cries his eyes red, who leaves with a smile, love is a game. The rule is: shout it out.

5 1. For handsome guys, just watch them turn around and tell yourself that my husband is better than them.

52. If only the result could be as fast as the rise in house prices. Interesting signature

53. You are not allowed to lose weight. Thin bones are uncomfortable to hold. I like fat ones.

In fact, our country is not monogamous, but monogamous. No room, no wife, more rooms, more wives!

55. Losing someone doesn't mean losing love.

56. Generally, people with troubles will try to make themselves look happier.

57. Be a woman who doesn't need a man and has no shortage of men around her.

58. A person is used to it, lonely, lonely, and it's time to spend Tanabata alone.

You are so ugly, don't be afraid of disfigurement, because your disfigurement equals plastic surgery.

60. Don't be sad when friends ignore you. Everyone has his own life, and no one can always accompany you.

6 1. Men like obedient women, but when men like a woman, they will listen to her unconsciously.

62. Last second, I meant it. It was you. This second, you are serious, but the object is not me.

63. It's been a long time, and I almost forgot that I am alone now.

64. Learn to be calm, so that sadness will not be so obvious.

You can live without food. ...

66. Exaggerated, pale and perfunctory.

There are always seven or eight days a week when I don't want to go to school.

68. Don't dispute with shameless people, it will lower your grade.

69. There is a tacit understanding that if I ignore you, you will not talk to me.

70. Too much boring time, you will get used to it.

7 1. I never thought I loved you so much.

72. If you call me a sissy again, I'll turn against you!

73. A woman can only be a girl for a few years, and a man can be an uncle for a long time.

74. How about going our separate ways? Don't forget that the earth is round.

75. I have 200 million yuan, one is memory and the other is amnesia.

I have old memories that you can't take away.

77. Sometimes you eat not because you are hungry, but because your mouth is lonely.

78. It's not that we are not suitable, but that you are more suitable.

79. Children without umbrellas must run.

80. How many people are staring at the computer, logging into QQ and listening to music?

8 1. There are some things that need not be forced; Some people don't need to stay.

82. I won't pretend to be pathetic to keep you.

83. My greatest wish: sleep until I was a child!

84. I'm sorry to make you feel better.

85. The Football Association said: China football can enter the 20xx World Cup. As for whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway

86. A man must have strength, or your woman will be wronged.

87. Don't think that every man is as easygoing as Nicholas Tse.

88. The first thing I do on Q every day is to see if you are there, the second thing is to leave you a message, and the third thing is to wait for you to go online.

89. One day I will derail QQ.

90. I breathe slowly, breathing the air without you.

9 1. The most famous person, the most enthusiastic partner. The most considerate person, the warmest partner.

92. Marriage is the grave of love, so mistress is just prying open the grave.

93. If I can, I want to throw my memory into the trash can.

94. Giving up depends on wisdom, and success depends on persistence.