Talk about nifty QQ

1. Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again.

Taking a bath in summer feels like helping mosquitoes wash vegetables.

Time is a butcher's knife, which is for beautiful people, but for ugly people, time can't help them.

After studying for more than ten years, now I think about it, I might as well be in kindergarten.

5. I suddenly found that my homework is like a wife and my mobile phone is like a mistress. When I'm with my wife, I think about Xiaosan. When I'm with Xiaosan, I feel sorry for my wife and I'm dying.

6. Girls who love to laugh are generally not too bad luck and generally have poor grades.

7. There is a dress on Taobao, with bad review 10 and favorable review 1. The praise is: I bought it for my classmates. I'm satisfied that she is badly dressed.

8. The test is not the result, but the signal of China's movement.

9. What are the strengths of the teachers in your class? Yes, yes, the specialty of procrastination.

10. I have a dream since I was a child: wearing sunglasses, driving a Lamborghini sports car and wearing gold clothes to go home. Now I have realized half my dream and have sunglasses.

1 1. I'm just playing fat, not as ugly as you.

12. If something happens to you one day, please be sure to call me. I won't withhold my words or stand in your way, but I can come out and look handsome.

13. No amount of expensive dog food can soothe Sha Pigou's sadness.

14. In fact, people's looks can be divided into two categories, one is natural beauty and the other is natural inspiration.

15. My dearest husband, if I have any wayward places, bad places, bad temper places, mouth-damaged places, arrogant places, and places where you don't like me, I sincerely say to you here: You can drop me!

16. Marry a woman like me. Although it is not beautiful, it is enough to make you lose everything.

17. The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.

18. Once you find that you can't do math, you will skip it. I found that I couldn't stop this jump.

19. If you wake up in the heat at night, don't forget to cover your roommate with a quilt.

20. I took the bus today and asked the driver why he chose to drive the bus. I thought the driver would say something about life, but the driver said, I just like the feeling that other people's lives are in my hands.

2 1. I envy you people with stories. Unlike me, a handsome word runs through my life.

Review is to reconfirm what you can't know. Really can't.

23. Why do so many people send photos of themselves hanging bottles? Because he wants to prove to everyone that he has not given up treatment.

24. Life is like Super Mary. Before you add mushrooms, a little turtle can kill you.

25. I've been working outdoors recently and I've got a tan. I went to the supermarket to buy some whitening skin care products, and the salesman even praised me: Your Chinese is really good.

26. This question is very clear, that is, send sub-questions! Why do you still deduct my sub-topic points?

27. Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery.

28. I have used cool dogs for so many years. Say hello cool dog every day. At first, I thought it was polite. Think about it. Who are you calling a dog?

29. Why are deep-sea fish ugly? Because it was too dark for anyone to see, everyone grew up like this.

30. Psychological suggestion is very important to lose weight. If you shout to the mirror ten times every morning: I'm thin, I'm thin! As long as you persist for a week, the mirror will think you are particularly shameless.

The most playful talk about the relevant recommendation: homework abuses me thousands of times, and I regard homework as my first love.