Funny personality. Tell me about daquan.

First, what is your vital capacity? You can blow cow B so big.

Second, how to get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

Third, everything is going up, that is, people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

Fourth, how to get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

I smoke because it hurts my lungs, so I'm not sad.

6. I feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

Seven, benefactor, the poor monk is here for alms. Do you have a sauce elbow? Fried chicken legs will do. It's good.

Eight, my heart is not a bus, you can sit down if there is no space.

Nine, my deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except for a "go away".

Ten, if you can't be amazing, then you are so ugly!

Eleven, the three elements of success: 1, persistence; 2, shameless; 3. Insist on being shameless. Did you do it?

Twelve, if I die, my first sentence is: finally don't be afraid of ghosts.

Thirteen, people can't judge a book by its cover, and a mistress can't measure it.

Fourteen, there has always been a question in my heart, five years, five years, what does Big Wolf do …

15. What are the bad guys, men who take off their pants during the day and women who don't take off their makeup at night?

Sixteen, next, I performed a stunt handed down from my family, and a big stone broke your chest.

I feel like two pigs because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

If there is a next life, I must be your heart, because if I don't jump, you will die.

Nineteen, you are gold and I am coal, you will shine and I will be hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

Twenty. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

Twenty-one, straighten the position of Lao Tzu, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.

When I became a swan, you were still an egg.

Twenty-three, women are good at mixing, they are sisters-in-law, but they are not good at mixing, they are bitches.

You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have a holiday.

The furthest distance in the world is not life and death, nor love, but the distance between beds in winter.

Twenty-six, cucumbers must be filmed, and life must be high.

What is your vital capacity? You can blow cow B so big.

It is good to know what you are.

Cheap is also an art, let's do this art well together!

30. The representative figure of charm: Master Kong. Thousands of people soak it every day.

Thirty-one, we should know how to cherish and protect everyone around us, because looking back on the broken neck in our previous lives and the meeting in this life.

32. Someone told you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? All I peed on was the royal salute.

Thirty-three, there are more and more monsters in this world, and there are fewer and fewer Taoist priests in Tang Dynasty.

Thirty-four, with your understanding, you may not understand what I explained, so you can continue to slim down.

35. It's a long way, so I'd better take a taxi.

Qq has a funny personality. Tell me about daquan.

1. The bus I wait for always comes for a long time, and everyone I fall in love with is an accident.

It's windy outside, so I don't feel cold. But you said something, and I felt frozen into ice.

There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog.

The people who drive you crazy in the end are those who say it's for your own good.

Everyone wants to meet the best people in the best years, but it is often after meeting the best people that the best years are ushered in.

6. I can restrain myself from eating snacks, playing computer and playing mobile phone, but I just can't help thinking about you.

7. I only care about what I care about, you, not in this range!

It's not easy to have a holiday these days. This festival in Tomb-Sweeping Day is still touched by our ancestors.

9. How to respond gracefully: Why aren't you in love? My mother told me not to hurt anyone.

10. Sometimes I feel that the sky is falling, but in fact it's just that you stand crooked.

1 1. Look on the bright side. If you fall into the pond, there may be a fish in your pocket.

12. Although I was dumbfounded by Xueba's achievements, the speed at which I handed in my papers absolutely stunned Xueba.

13. Parent-teacher conferences, like mistresses, are destroying family harmony.

14. Xueba, don't be proud that your future boss may be scum.

15. Two things should be done as little as possible. One is to interfere in other people's lives with your own mouth, and the other is to think about your own life with other people's brains.

16. No matter how ugly a woman is, she is a girl. If she is a girl, she has the right to be picked up! ! Why don't you hit on me?

17. I'm an adult. If something comes at me, don't send my report card home to hurt my parents!

18. The little girl selling flowers pulled me: Big Brother, buy flowers. I can see at a glance that you are a playboy.

19. Seeing your incisiveness, I knew you were born with a face first.

20. Obama, or Obama.

2 1. The power of science lies in that you can't understand the answer even if you copy it. The strength of liberal arts lies in not wanting to copy after reading the answers.

22. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.

23. I'm not afraid of a thousand arrows piercing the heart. I'm afraid you put one of them.

24. What is the charm? Charm does not lie in beauty. Beautiful women may not attract me, but I like dignified and elegant women. So you don't have to worry about not being beautiful enough.

I attended your wedding in my dream and it turned out to be the bride's funeral.

26. Every sincere heart should be treated gently.

27. Forever, if you will. If not, you can also say that this is just a lie.

28. Wear textured clothes and find a man with quality.

29. Why are foreign girls' hands so beautiful? Because they haven't done their homework in China.

30. I am a high-end person, but I am low-key, simple and meaningful.

3 1. Work hard while you are young, or you won't know if you are a character or a waste.

32. It's like eating half an apple and drinking half a cup of drink. After a long time, it loses its original taste. Now I just want to throw away what I once liked.

33. Unfortunately, feelings can't be even with one punch and one foot.

34. I subvert the whole world just to straighten your reflection.

35. It will be dark, people will change, three points of affection, seven points of deception, the road is still long, don't be too crazy, and no one may know the future glory!

36. Describe your other half in two words. where

37. I can't learn your style. I can only keep my teasing style, and I can't lose my toddler self.

Don't reason with me, you just need to stand on my side indiscriminately.

39. Don't ask me how I am doing. No, you can't help me, and it's not your credit.

40. Life is not afraid of suffering, but of numbness.

2020 is funny, speaking of Daquan.

1. The math teacher at noon is Yu Wentian. One day, a classmate called him Teacher Yu. I don't think the goods know that there is another thing called compound surname. Embarrassed, the teacher said, my last name is Yuwen. Just call me Mr. Yuwen. The classmate paused for a second and said, but you are a math teacher!

I'll open the room and wait for you. Stop joking. Really, everyone says you are good at it. I want to try the truth. Where can I be happy to fight for the room table in the first district of Telecom?

Xiaoming was playing with a magnet in class, and was seen by the class teacher, who came down from the podium and confiscated it. As soon as she reached out, the whole magnet was attracted to her gold ring, gold ring, gold ring.

4. The lovely me is replaced by the cuter me ~

You always laugh so crazy when you are happy on the other end of the phone, while I am silly on the other end.

6. Part I: Love, Love and Sincerity. Bottom line: wooden money, wooden car, wooden house. Horizontal batch: born bachelor.

7. I quarreled with my girlfriend and threatened to wait and see. Now I have watched each other walk for more than ten miles.

8. He Chenyi waited for Zhao Mosheng for 7 years and his younger brother 10 years innocently, but you forgot that the Monkey King waited for the Tang Priest for 500 years.

9. I secretly changed the name of my number in my deskmate's mobile phone to a message my dad sent him in class: Come back soon, my family won a chicken feather school! After reading at the same table, the class teacher asked him why he wanted to go. He said without looking back, Fuck you, Le Gobi.

10. The first time I saw you, it was your peanut. You said you liked me. I went to your house for a week, and then you said you didn't think we were suitable! The second time I broke corn at home, you said you couldn't bear to part with me. I went to your house for the first time and got a tan. As a result, you told me you had to think about it! Today, you said that you still think I'm the best and want to be with me. I know, your family should be a millet farmer!

1 1. The math teacher took us swimming in the ocean of problems. As a result, she went ashore and we all drowned.

12. If you want to be a beautiful girl on campus, you must eliminate a group of fake students from a group of seniors.

13. My biggest wish is: the school has collapsed, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, and you are mine.

14. It is not difficult to borrow again after borrowing and returning. If you borrow and pay back, don't come back if you are in trouble.

15. Your gray avatar can't even say a simple greeting, because I stole your QQ!

16. My girlfriend is in a bad mood these days. I acted carefully so as not to annoy her. I was washing dishes after dinner, and she suddenly said, I wash dishes clockwise and you wash dishes counterclockwise. I can't live this life!

17. During this period, I wanted to turn over the salted fish, but it completely stuck.

18. I must work hard, otherwise people will say, look, that man is nothing but good-looking

19. My son wanted to use my toothpaste when he brushed his teeth in the morning. I said, you can't use it You are young, you can use baby toothpaste. He gave me a cold look and said, Mom, you are so stingy. Did I tell you that you use my baby cream every day?

20. I am a bad student. I always cover up my answers when the teacher passes me in every exam, mainly for fear that the teacher will see my stupid answers.

2 1. A friend had a baby. After seven months, she only showed it to us once, and never saw her basking in a circle of friends. Why don't you bask in it? Cold answer: it's ugly. I wanted to wait a little longer before drying, but it has always been so ugly.

22. Not long ago, I stayed in a hotel with my daughter-in-law and got a membership card, and then I put the card there. Yesterday, I went to live with my daughter-in-law. When I checked out today, I sent a message saying that my card was upgraded to a gold card. . . I am so excited!

23. I had a fight with a man, but I never did. I let out a cruel word: call your son a snack. He paused: but I just called him sweetheart.

24. A sister who has been single for a long time told me that she recently found the feeling of falling in love. It turns out that every time she goes downstairs to pick up the courier, the courier brother will ask her plaintively. Do you know how long I have been waiting for you?

25. When cooking in the canteen, a sister paper was rudely inserted in front of me. I leaned over and said, beauty, do you have a boyfriend? Sister paper said: No, why? Go up and say with a big mouth: little bitch, how dare you come to my place to jump the queue without a boyfriend?

26. Don't think you are too arrogant in my heart. You are driving me crazy. Even if my heart is riddled with holes, I will take you out.

27. A friend fell in love for two years and was heartbroken. I comforted him not to be sad. You are someone else's wife who has slept for two years.

28. Spring is a season of colds and high spirits. Someone accidentally caught a cold, and someone accidentally fell in love. I belong to the former. I was also an infatuated seed, but it rained and drowned.

29. Do you dare to fuck my woman? You fucked my date, too I said, can you two still play good chess?

30. When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate each other at all. Too principled, I can't hate a man with vision.

3 1. As soon as I got a zero in math, I cried and begged God to give me a chance to start again. Sure enough, I got a zero in chemistry the next day.

32. My parents quarreled fiercely. My mother suddenly picked up a bottle of dichlorvos and said to my father, if you do this to me again, I will let you taste the loss of your loved ones! Then he opened my mouth.

33. Just now, someone said he liked me, so I just deleted him. In September, when he said he liked me, he definitely wanted to trick me into going to his hometown to break corn and cut beans.

34. I remember learning a text in the second grade of primary school, which probably means that the teacher is ill and the students send eggs. After teaching this text, the teacher fell ill the next day. One of our students scraped together more than 70 eggs to see the teacher. After a year, my brother learned this text, and the teacher became ill the next day. The routine is very deep.

35. We can't be lovers, we can be sexual partners, we can't make a sound, and we hit home runs every night. Wechat funny sentences.

36. My roommate keeps a cactus. I accidentally knocked it over today. I quickly reached out and grabbed it back. I didn't say anything. It's so brave. . .

37. A patient came to see a psychiatrist. Patient: I always thought I was a bird. Doctor: Oh, that's serious. When did it start? Patient: Because I am a bird.

38. Landlord: What do boys say that will make girls feel particularly angry? Reply: buy!

39. You always laugh so crazy when you are happy on the other end of the phone, and I listen so silly on the other end.

On April 315, I cried and asked my boss why he had to work overtime this weekend. The boss said: Today is 3 15, so we can't have a holiday.

Classic buckle personality funny talk daquan

1, human imagination is infinite, and your appearance has broken through human imagination.

2. Jian 'an people are Jian 'an people. Even if the economy suits you, it can't be expensive.

I'll find you a veterinarian if you are sick, and I'll prescribe Chinese medicine for you if you are sick.

4. Others value scarcity, but you regard scarcity as a sword.

5. If someone says to look at P or Mao, will you come back to see you?

6, others want to say, I fuck your mother, you can go back and tell him that I castrated your father.

7. You say you are a virgin, but in fact you are just a treated woman.

8. What underworld are you pretending to be? In fact, you belong to the neighborhood Committee of the African black refugee community.

9. My future is not a dream, but a nightmare.

10, who told me that Nokia can smash walnuts, and now your TM screen is black.

1 1. I'm not the kind of person who steps on people's heels. I just kicked him on Mars.

12, DDVP promotion, buy one get one free, and open the lid with a prize.

13, the tragedy of life is that there is only one knife for two knives.

14, I want to be a gentle person, but gentleness has depreciated.

15, kettle, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?

16, if fate grabs your throat, you scratch it.

17, we live in sewers, and we still have the right to look up at the stars.

18, we have enough confidence, but what we don't have is Yali pear.

19, news broadcast is the best b, even if you keep changing channels, you can finish watching a news.

20. I wanted to eat my sorrow in one gulp, but now I have become fat in one gulp.

2 1, I used to be young and energetic, but now I have no youth, only energy.

22. The first guy who knows that milk can be drunk, what did you do to the cow?

23. I am a joke you can't afford. Be careful to turn into teeth and swallow it into your stomach.

24. The degree of a person's awakening is probably like the depth of your pain now.

25. You like me but love someone else. Do you think I'm stupid and cheated by you?

Don't let me see you drinking pure milk, I feel you are contaminating it.

27. Is this what you call being strong? You run when the hooligans come.

28, only because of your ruffian helplessness, there is the current media gossip.

I don't want your hot and cold, because I will catch a cold.

30. No money, no house, no car, what do you have?

3 1, have you improved your mocking skills? I think the road is crooked.

32, our love does not collapse, how do I know its value?

33. The way you take care of people is really special. You take care of all prostitutes with you.

34. I am not the person you want to marry. I'm glad that woman has an eye for pearls.

35. You gave up your future, gave up, and finally gave up on me.

It's none of my business that she is better than me, and it's none of your mother's business that you are better than her.

I know you won her back, so you should cherish it now.

I don't know your secret and neither do you. It's just even.

As long as your heart is enough, nothing in your world will make you sad

40. There are so many things, but I am not worried at all, because I will drag on slowly.

4 1, looking back, she has become the person you love.

42. Good people may be bad people, and bad people are not necessarily good people.

43. No amount of commitment is worth being together in reality.

Since you chose me, why don't you know how to cherish it?

I wouldn't mind your business if I didn't care.

46. I am angry for you because I love you. Who cares about other people's business?

47. Leave me and the world with your false promises.

48. The world is so big that I don't believe that no one loves me.

49. I only have one, just cherish it.

50. How stubborn and persistent I am in love with you.