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Tell me about the unknown sadness in your industry?

Actor

I am just a struggling young actor, and my family arranged a blind date. When the woman heard that most of the roles I had played were eunuchs, she smiled and said nothing. Later, she made it clear that she did not want to date me because she was afraid that I would get too involved in the drama.

Photographer

I take pictures in the sun and rain during the day, and stay up late at night to retouch pictures. Being a commercial photographer requires a good mental, physical and temperament, but I suffer from various backaches at the end of the day. You also have to patiently guide customers’ actions and emotions. If the customer is ugly, you have to take beautiful photos. If the customer is beautiful, you have to take more beautiful photos.

Police

Our police officers’ certificates all have blood types written on them because it is very easy to get into trouble in this profession and it is convenient for first aid in case of injuries. The photo above in formal police uniform is also not allowed to be laughed at, because it is very likely that this photo will be used as a portrait when he is sacrificed.

Bank

Since I was a child, I have had a dream to count money until my hands cramp. If I join this industry, I will jump into a big pit. In the bank, I count other people's money every day and see tens of millions of dollars flowing in, but none of it is my own. They say we are stable. We leave early and come back late. We are very stable and we cannot make mistakes. Small mistakes will result in deductions, and big mistakes will result in resignation.

Designer

Grandpa Party A wants colorful black, grand low-key and obvious obscurity, but I usually just want Party A’s money and life. Have you ever experienced the pain of Party A’s grandpa telling you to use Photoshop instead of PS?

Customer Service

Oh, many customers ask if they can get a discount, or less! The price is set by the boss, so I have no right to discount. I asked for a long time, and then there was nothing further. There are also those who need after-sales service. Some of them are resentful when they first come up, and the baby feels aggrieved. After all, I don’t want this either.

Nurse

I have been working for almost ten years, and I feel twenty years older. The idea of ????resigning has appeared in my mind countless times. I was often so busy that I forgot to eat and drink water. I was woken up by the alarm clock to work the night shift. The quality of my sleep was getting worse and worse. My skin was not good. I could still dream about working in the hospital when I was resting.

Veterinarian

It wasn’t until I became a veterinarian that I realized that if you really like small animals, don’t get into this profession. Because a lot of times, you have to end their lives instead of saving them.

Master Jian Huang

To be precise, it should be called a content reviewer. In addition to watching various types of short films and blockbusters that I can't bear to watch every day, I also watch boring junk videos, selfies of the ceiling, feet and forehead... There are only a few songs played back and forth in the videos every day. , after getting off work, all I could think about was the automatic looping of these divine songs, "ci miles ci miles... we are different... different...".

Flight attendant

I have seen all kinds of weird things like this, I have been made unreasonable requests, and I have been unable to enter the house countless times. Others envy me for my stop-and-go work, which is like traveling. I envy them that they work nine to five and can still celebrate the New Year when they go home.

Three hundred and sixty, you will be the number one scholar.

Congratulations to each of you for fulfilling your duties!