150 word joke story

Jokes are short in length, simple and ingenious in story, often unexpected, giving people a wonderful feeling of being suddenly enlightened. Most of them reveal absurd phenomena in life, which are ironic and entertaining. There are different tastes. The following is a joke story book of 150 words prepared by the joke column. Let's laugh together!

150 word joke story 1 1. My son won the 100 meter championship in the school sports meeting, and my wife praised him again and again with joy!

The son glanced at his wife and whispered, "You drive me to do my homework with a stick every day. Can't I run so fast? "

This afternoon, I went to the kindergarten to pick up my daughter. When I walked out of the school gate, I saw the kindergarten teacher and his boyfriend coming home from work hand in hand.

The daughter greeted the teacher and said, "Teacher, your father will pick you up today!" " "

3. Daughter: Mom, this is the test paper, with a score of 90.

Mom: Tell me honestly, did you add the last zero? Tell me honestly, mom will give you 100 yuan.

Daughter: OK, Mom, I'll tell you the truth. Actually, I added nine.

Mom.

4. The father taught his son: "People only have one life, so we should cherish it."

The son said, "Don't you know how to cherish it if you lose it?"

5. My mother was very angry because of her poor exam results. "Tell me, what can you do besides eating?"

Son: "Still hungry."

6, a child is very playful, and his exam results are always poor.

Father warned him not to take him out to play if this continues.

After the exam, he said to the teacher, "Would you please give me 100 this time?"

The teacher said, "How can this be done? You can only get 20 points. "

He thought for a moment and said, "Well, give 100 this time, and then deduct 10 every time until 80 points are deducted."

150 word joke story 2 1. On Friday, my daughter in grade one suddenly had a fever. The daughter cried and complained that she was born at the wrong time. I thought she was thinking about the afternoon class, so I comforted her: "Be good, don't cry, don't you have two classes in the afternoon?" Dad will make it up for you. "

Who knows, she cried even louder: "What are you talking about? I mean, I don't get sick early or late, but I get sick on weekends. I can only lie at home these two days and can't go out to play. "

I was busy for two days with injections and medicine, and finally cured my daughter's illness before going to school on Monday. I was also relieved.

On Sunday night, my daughter sighed while packing her schoolbag: "Alas, what bad luck. Now is really not the time to get better. It is not good to get up early and get up late, just go to school. "

2. Wife: Honey, look at your pants inside out. What should I do?

Son: Then I'll walk backwards.

A child next door is in primary school. The teacher asked him to make a sentence with "not only but also". He said: my rooster not only doesn't lay eggs, but also wants the hen's back. ...

4. My 10-year-old son got up early, went to the street to eat and brought it to me. In the morning, he left it on the bedside table and said, get up quickly, go to work after dinner, watch the car on the way, come back early from work and watch my endless heart ...

When my son came home from school in the afternoon, I asked him: What did you learn at school today?

The son replied proudly: I not only learned it, but also made sentences, and the teacher praised me.

I am happy to ask my son: How do you make sentences?

The son replied: My father is not only lucky to play mahjong, but also has good athlete's foot.

150 word joke story 3 1. Last night, I went to the supermarket outside the school and bought a washbasin. I was carrying it back and met my classmates in our dormitory head-on. They asked me to eat hot pot together. I touched my stomach and was really hungry, so I walked into a famous hot pot restaurant with them.

As soon as I entered the door, I felt that the waiter was staring at the big washbasin in my hand with a strange expression. I think that a good place for washbasin is really rare and strange.

We ordered a big table of hot pot dishes, ate them with relish and drank them red. Two hours passed unconsciously, and the classmate asked the waiter to pay the bill. The waiter handed over the bill, glanced at the basin I brought, and then asked cautiously, "Do you want to pack the leftover pot bottom?"

One day, because the chef in the kitchen put too much soy sauce in the braised potatoes, it looked particularly dark. A buddy came to cook for a long time, and the chef said, "Hey, what's the fuss?" Haven't you seen African potatoes? "

3. Brain-damaged people fight for food.

There is a small pool, brain-damaged, who went to the school cafeteria to cook at noon that day. He said to the chef:

"Give me an eggplant."

Chef: "That's potato chips."

"Oh, never mind, then hit that melon."

Chef: "that's ... radish."

"... if this is wax gourd, what is it? "

Chef: "That's tofu."

"That's shredded potatoes. How do you make potato chips and shredded potatoes? "

Standing behind her, I looked at the bean sprouts she pointed at and almost cried.

150 word joke story 4 1. One day, I was eating noodles downstairs in my house. ..

Lion woman ..

Woman: Boss, two small noodles, no noodles, just water spinach. ..

Boss: No noodles.

Woman: Oh, I don't want it then.

Boss: mental derangement

There is a famous snack in Chongqing called hot and sour powder. ...

One day, a female OL bought hot and sour powder in a famous hot and sour powder shop in Jie Fangbei. ...

Female OL: Boss, two hot and sour powders, no pepper, no vinegar. ...

People on the roadside stared at the woman. ..

Boss: ......

3. Someone: Well, that's it ... Well, do you know what I mean? A pig forgot how to say it when he spoke. )

Me: I see!

Someone: well, we don't have to talk anymore. Just make a face.

Me: Two facial paralysis. ...

150 word joke story 5 1. I used my brother's mobile phone to call my daughter-in-law, and as soon as she spoke, she called her husband. She was so clever that she guessed at once!

We have a millionaire here who committed suicide because his wife gave birth to a younger brother!

3. When I lived with my ex-boyfriend, I woke up with a loud cry when I slept at night, but what I called was a man's name, a conscience of heaven and earth, and really just an ordinary colleague. Then I explained everything, and it was a mess. Soon, we separated, missed him very much, and sometimes wanted to cry.

One day, the son asked his mother, "What do you mean by eating sex?"

When my mother heard the word "sex", she quickly asked, "Who said that? It's so uncivilized! "

Confucius!' The son said very grievance.

"Confucius, whose child is so uncivilized, you must not play with him in the future!"

I really can't drink any more.

Eight-year-old Rajika took swimming lessons for the first time. An hour later, he said to the coach, I think, is that enough for today? Why? I really can't drink any more.

150 word joke story 7 My uncle stayed in Tsinghua University to teach after graduating from postdoctoral school. He encouraged the four-year-old baby to study hard, and the baby seemed to have a sense of urgency.

Look at us and say seriously: If you can't go to college, go to Tsinghua! This statement almost exploded my uncle's nose.

Little niece, you are so pure.

The lz family has a Teddy dog. One day, I took it to my brother's house. My three-year-old niece likes my puppy very much. Crazy day, when lz wanted to take the dog home. My niece quit, crying and saying to her mother, Mom, please, just give me a puppy. I dare not see how green my sister-in-law's face is.

150 joke story 8 1, passing a stall of an old man with a white beard, I stopped and asked, "Sir, can you show it to me?"

The old man raised his eyelids slightly and said, "Young man, your Tang Yin is black, so didn't you feel anything strange along the way?"

I was very nervous for a while, and I felt uncomfortable when I went out. I quickly paid 200 yuan to find a way.

The old man took the money and said, "Dare to go home and wash your face."

2. The owner of a hotel went through hardships and entrusted his children to a key primary school. On the day of the admission formalities, the boss was infinitely grateful to the principal, patting his chest and saying, Principal, please check me in. ...

The headmaster burst into tears: Are you still paralyzed?

3. Say to the flight attendant on the train, "Give me a bottle of coke. How much is it? "

Flight attendant: "8 yuan."

Me: "How big is the bottle?"

Stewardess: "It's the kind that sells 3 yuan outside."

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