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Talk about dark accounts

1, there is a song that can never be touched.

2. Some things can be accomplished without effort. No one likes 50 yuan's RMB no matter how beautiful it is.

3, it is you who hold out your warm heart, and others have the opportunity to stab it with a knife.

4. Ordinary steps can also complete a great journey.

5. It's nice to meet you at the best time.

I can't touch you much, but I have the confidence to love you for a long time.

I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

9. It's not terrible to hide a knife in a smile. The terrible thing is that it can't be prevented.

10, throw your so-called love into the river, I don't want it.

1 1. If you want to be happy, don't let yourself be listless.

12, I like the feeling of nothing, it makes me clean like a person who has been dead for many years.

13, love doesn't care who is older than who, but who you want to grow old with.

14, there is no compassion if you can't put others down in your heart; There is no wisdom if you can't put yourself down in your heart.

15. As a woman, you must find something that can keep your feet steady except love.

16, I fucking love you, what can you do with me! fuck/damn it

It is not terrible to make mistakes. What is terrible is to make mistakes again and again.

First, show respect and modesty to parents, elders and lovers' friends. This is what a quality person should do.

Second, the most silent memories are always lost to fleeting time. Unexpectedly, there is still room for redemption, but how can you remain silent in the face of each other? It turns out that love will lose to time.

Third, in the hot afternoon, holding a cup of fragrant tea, playing a string of pure heart songs and watching the clouds roll and relax, I know that the years are so stable. Prosperity gives me peace of mind, not a baptism of soul. If I live in a dream, I will be safe.

Fourth, it hurts to miss you, and tears will look forward to you for many dead nights. When I went to Qiu Lai in the spring, I got a short arm in arm. I think of your face several times in my dream, and my tenderness is overflowing, my heart hurts and my eyes are tired. Why is this feeling unbearable? If you have red thread, why do you want two hairs? From a distance, my heart ached.

Five, you give life artistic conception, and life gives you scenery. Don't always sigh, don't always make yourself so pitiful. Everyone has been hurt and shed tears. It is not necessarily that you are more painful than others, but that you express yourself more brilliantly. Looking back on life, what hurts us most is not failure, but not having experienced everything I want to experience.

Six, inextricably linked, anxious to lock the eyebrows, clear night, sad tears. The feelings of return are wordless, diffuse and lonely, and it is hard to die out.

Seven, bloom to the extreme, even if it is lost, it is beautiful, just like the existence of cherry blossoms is something called love.

Eight, one day, if you revisit your old place. Whether it will give you long-term disappointment in this place that once gave you joys and sorrows, and whether it will make you fall into deep meditation. Whether you can overlap the footprints of that year, remember every oath you made!

Nine, when you are proud, you need to know that happiness is not eternal; When you are frustrated, you should know that pain is not eternal.

Ten, the heartbeat tears a thousand lines.

1 1. You have to believe that there will always be someone in this world who loves you, understands you and dotes on you. No matter what you say or do, he will stand by you and believe that he loves you deeply.

Twelve, learn to give up, turn around and leave before crying, leaving a simple back; Learn to give up, bury yesterday in your heart and leave the best memories; Learn to give up so that we can have a more relaxed start. Pack up your mood and keep walking. If you miss the flower season, you will reap the rainy season. Keep going, and you will eventually reap your own beauty.

Thirteen, unforgettable thoughts, still in the middle of the night, still clear and comfortable under the reference of moonlight, and there is no ending story. The initial oath has no news in the world of mortals, and the ending has no end under the beating of years.

14. Never come again. Forget it. The worst thing is that you never came again, so it's lucky not to come at all.

One day, we will all meet such a person. You can all meet in a plain or bizarre way, you can hit it off or you can have nothing to say. But the important thing is that you met, and from the moment you met, you began to believe in miracles.

Sixteen, who is a passer-by in his life, who is the wheel of his life, the dust of past lives, the wind of this life, and the soul of endless sadness.

Seventeen, because of the passage of time, some people no longer believe in love, so they no longer trust each other, resulting in misunderstanding of love. Then, the deeper the misunderstanding, the closer the ending of love will be. When your destiny comes, you should seize it.

18. Memory is like water in the palm of your hand. Whether you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow clean through your fingers.

19. Living with the wind gradually makes me feel cold. At this time, I felt that elegance is quicksand and old age is a period of time. Year after year, day after day, we get together and leave, one is happy and the other is sad, and the other is lying on the couch. A dream is a lifetime.

Twenty, some people's wounds heal slowly in time, such as me. Some people's wounds slowly fester in time, such as him. It turns out that in recent years, he has only recovered his appearance, and there is still a kind of injury. He goes deep into the bone marrow and wreaks havoc where people can't see him.

Twenty-one, there is no failure in life, only disillusionment!

Twenty-two, good brothers, the accounts are clear. Don't make the accounts too complicated. No matter whether the money is given by parents or earned by yourself, you should save it.

Eat and drink in time and enjoy what God has given you. Never listen to embarrassing words and never meet ugly people. Or do something difficult and fall in love with someone you shouldn't love.

Twenty-four, naivety makes others feel very painful, and maturity makes them feel very painful.

25. Society is a piece of cloth and man is an iron. If the society is not allowed to wipe it, it will rust and be scrapped in advance.

The saddest thing in life is not that you don't work hard, but that you have been working hard in the wrong direction.

Twenty-seven, dark night, think about it, look at the cloudy sky, there is no meditation in your heart, if you are well, it will be sunny. The first departure station sounded slowly in the computer, and the sad tune was full of sadness in the dark. Memories returned to the autumn of that year, watching your tearful eyes, watching your hands waving outside the window and watching the train leave. Time flies, flowers bloom and fall. Although many years have passed, you have left a deep imprint on my heart. Thousands of miles away, are you okay in another country?

Twenty-eight, missing in the dark is like a bright star, charming and enchanting, but also like fire and tea, gorgeous and flowery, as if it had produced a picture scroll of ink painting in the south of the Yangtze River, attractive posture, rippling in the gentle heart lake, invading the roots of the soul.

Twenty-nine, bustling, floating like smoke, floating over the world of mortals, like falling flowers, like burial, like dreams. The world of mortals, like water, holds up the leafy Lanzhou, and also subverts how many infatuations are fragmented. How many literati have always been provoked to add countless beautiful poems to the pen tip, including ancient Tang poetry and Song poetry, and today's Xiaoxiang bluebird is described around a love word, which is vivid and vivid. Love comes without a shadow, but it leaves a trace when it goes. It can't be seen or touched, but it always brings people to the world.

30. The biggest regret in life is to give up what you shouldn't have easily. Stubbornly insisting on what should not be insisted.

3 1. Looking back, there is nothing I can do in my life. Those young and frivolous people, in this way, go further and further with the footsteps of the years. Old is the years, never old is to see your unforgettable picture. A memory stays in memory, but a relationship needs to be remembered for a lifetime.

32. Parting is no longer far away from us. The present is always beautiful, and it will eventually become the past, lacking too much.

Thirty-three, if that person ever appeared in the world, others will make up! I don't want to settle.

My heart is broken, but I have no glue.

35. Without self-design, life will be blind. As long as we don't expect too much, don't bear too much, know how to advance and retreat, and know how to repay; Know how to love and tolerate; Knowing the pursuit and the choice, we can follow the fleeting branches. Life is a lonely journey, and at the moment, there is nothing we can do. Maybe there's nothing I can do.

Thirty-six, things on earth are hard to get what people want. How many times is the moon round? The tempering of years has already replaced the once tough face! However, there are too many people who are passionate about love, and I am just a dust on the world of mortals under the waves, and I can only pass you by briefly!

You will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.

Thirty-eight, rewrite. Erase what should not be in life with an eraser, and aggravate what should not be left with a hook pen.

Thirty-nine, making mistakes is not terrible, what is terrible is making mistakes again and again.

It's not terrible to die. The terrible thing is that you dare not die.

1, after knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

2. The problem of son preference in China, which can't be solved for thousands of years, has actually been solved by real estate.

I am a flower on the cliff, and no one will see me or praise me.

There is an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.

To sum up, many people are young, mature and old act young.

6. Sometimes people are so smelly and beautiful that even the city walls will be ashamed.

7, we don't produce people, we are just porters in the cemetery.

8. Don't meet again after today. I'm afraid of hitting you several times every day when I wake up.

9. I sang to the computer and crashed after singing.

10, it's not terrible to die. What's terrible is that you dare not die.

1 1, don't give me pressure, it will be my motivation to become your boss.

12, winter is coming, and no one is knitting me a scarf. Buy one yourself.

13, I drew a coffin with you and her lying inside. How nice of me to let you die together.

14, the greatest happiness in life is to eat the leaves left between your teeth at noon and remember them slowly in the afternoon.

15, the myth of our dormitory at that time: there was an incomparable person who swept the mine in the internet bar all night, and another children's shoe watched him sweep the mine all night.

16, you can't fool others, because everyone you can fool trusts you.

17, I don't hate you because I don't want to remember you.

18, this wind is really obscene. I kissed my mouth dry.

19, in the current milk powder safety environment like China, choosing a woman with big breasts is a sign that men are responsible for their children!

20, life is like a nervous, no accurate lyrics, but thrilling.

2 1. In this era of rising prices, I was suddenly delighted to find that the air didn't rise in price, but there were more and more materials.

22, even wash your hair carefully, afraid of brain water.

23. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

24. People who are not afraid of death are not born, so don't pretend to be horizontal!

25, explanation is shielding, shielding is dishonest, dishonest is not clean!

The classic says: really bad people are not terrible, and fake good people are terrible.

Worry about the world first, and enjoy it later.

Diligence is the password of your life, and you can translate a magnificent epic.

Real bad guys are not terrible, fake good people are terrible.

Everyone is good, then the world is peaceful; Everyone is selfish, and the world is in chaos.

I need a shoulder to lean on, because I am an insecure person.

When I find a boyfriend, I will slap him for the first time. I have to ask, where have you been hiding all these years?

Pride of a git: It's better to be a git than a stable. At least no one shit on his head.

In a math class in high school, a young math teacher was talking on the platform with Kan Kan, while a female classmate in the class was thinking about life in a daze, so there was the following sentence: I was so serious in class above, but you didn't respond at all below. If there is nothing in your stomach in the future, how can you explain it to your parents?

How much you can endure, how much you can achieve in your future career.

The higher the ambition, the stronger the ability you need, and correspondingly, the more you force yourself to learn.

Don't think about building a sea, you must start from a small river.

Great cause is rooted in persistent work, with full spirit to engage in, do not avoid hardships.

Your motherland doesn't love you, your ancestors don't worship you and your religion doesn't believe you. Damn it, are you qualified to go to Hari, Ha, Ha, Han, Ha, Ying, Ha and Mei?

The most terrible enemy is that there is no firm belief.

Many people keep making mistakes because it is easier to apologize afterwards than to resist temptation beforehand.

Say only three words to people, not all my heart.

What are people pursuing in this life, and what is the best? Do you really have to wait until everything is ordinary to remember and accept this simplest happiness?

Reading is easy, thinking is difficult, and it is useless without them.

Someone told you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? All I peed in was a royal salute.

People who are willing to show their true colors must have Zen mind and determination, so a fake Confucian is not as good as a real prostitute.