Humor classics talk about reply

The first time, the first reply, so nervous! Are there any hidden rules? Do you need to take it off? What should I say? How many words does it take to show literary talent? Is it too far for me to write so well? It's so profound that others can't understand it? So excited! How can I pretend to reply frequently? So nervous!

Second, if the fire truck doesn't come, the fire will go out!

When you pretend to be with me, an impulse to chop you to death gradually spreads all over me.

Fourth, my brother's psychological quality is as good as no psychological quality.

5. Look at the advertisement and a TV play will pop up! !

Six, don't be infatuated with elder sister, elder sister makeup remover makes you vomit blood.

Seven, I can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!

Who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings on others. Let's get to know each other sometime.

Nine, good! Although this reply is only one word, it deeply expresses the deep blessing and deep-rooted feelings of the respondent. It can be said that it is concise and eloquent, which makes people cry, indicating that the respondents have solid writing skills, handy writing style and terrible innovation ability. Plus ending with an exclamation point, the finishing touch, wonderful pen and flowers, far-reaching artistic conception, taking care of the last article and subliming the theme)

Ten, recall to the end, only to find that they have nothing.

1 1. Li Bai, your wine brought me 300 Tang poems.

I don't look down on you, but I don't care about you at all.

Someone told you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet at home. How do you respond? All I peed on was the royal salute.

Fourteen, you are out of your mind! It's ticks!

15. Why do you always keep some things in your heart? Want to stretch your chest muscles?

Sixteen, your appearance affected my healthy growth. Seeing you, my mood is more entangled than going to the grave.

Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people. . .

I finally found the secret of women's eternal youth? Lie about your age

Do you know what humor is? Humor is the impulse to laugh when you cry.

Twenty, there is no way out, just take a bus.

2 1. Do you know why our biology is not good? Because we are all pure children's paper!

Twenty-two, you are bragging here again. The foreman has been looking for you everywhere and told you to hurry back to the construction site. There are still two trucks of cement to be unloaded. The foreman said that if you don't pay back more than 300 yuan 10 days, you won't get a penny. And the village chief called me to tell you that widow Wang from the village next door came to your house to propose marriage and told you to go back to find her tomorrow when you got paid. Your nephew's DNA test results came back. Your nephew is not yours and your sister-in-law's. Aunt Zhang next door also went to the village and made a rough case, saying that you would forget about peeking at her bathing five years ago. Go back to the village with peace of mind. The village has electricity, telephones and roads. Stop fooling around and talking nonsense.

Twenty-three, teacher, how many points you give me, I will wish you how old you live.

24. Love boldly. If you don't love, don't say love. Okay, then.

Twenty-five, when Dayu was in charge of water control, he didn't go home three times, so his wife sang at home every day and missed him: Dayu who missed him in those years. .

Twenty-six, love is like the wind pouring into memories, blowing away the pain, and love gets cold unconsciously.

Twenty-seven, when I paid the phone bill, I found that what I said was very valuable.

Twenty-eight, don't be confused, don't get stuck in love.

29. Boss, do you have any coke? A bottle of Sprite, please. . .

Thirty, you give me a love, and I really can't bear to leave here. Or press Ctrl+Alt+Del to return.

Thirty-one, not afraid of educated hooligans, but afraid of patient perverts.

Thirty-two, a lot of things, between injustice and melodramatic.

33. Without you, there would be no fool.

Thirty-four, I haven't copied it, but I didn't say I wouldn't copy it.

Thirty-five, the left eye jumps, the peach blossoms bloom, the right eye jumps, and the chrysanthemums bloom.

Thirty-six, people who care too much are not suitable for falling in love and buying food.

Those who laugh at me, please white your toothbrush first. . .

38. I was playing gobang, and I lost all my pants when I was distracted last time.

Thirty-nine, life is like anxiety, there is no accurate word, but it is thrilling. . . .

Forty, falling in love does not delay learning, but it is unrequited love that delays learning.

Forty-one, don't eat food because you are full.

Forty-two, texting in class, the feeling of being afraid of being hooked on the neck, only those who have experienced it can understand.

Forty-three, I didn't know I was a descendant of the dragon until I was in a long queue.

Automatic reply to classic humorous sentence set

Automatically reply to the classic humorous sentence of 1 Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars.

2. Submerged in the sea of knowledge

The prince is busy now. As for what to do, Rain Girl has no melon, and she wants to be poor. You just have to study hard and steal the fairy's jewels with me.

I am submerged in the ocean of learning.

Hello, I am discussing how to destroy the magic castle with Gunara, the god of darkness. If you have any difficulties, please call Super Flash or the Want Want team. I'm not here now anyway!

6. You used to be very happy, but later you learned to fall in love.

7. I will buy you oranges. Don't walk around here.

He is not so good, but he just can't forget it.

9. Understand the provincial and municipal replies 1

10. Later, you didn't keep me and didn't look back.

1 1.[ Automatic reply] The message was not sent successfully due to your insincere attitude.

12. I compare photosynthesis with cats and transpiration with green plants.

13. I am sunbathing. Don't bother me.

14. You missed it too many times when I needed you.

15. I'd like to contact you, but I lack an identity.

16. Please wait a moment.

17. Press 2 for voice chat.

18. I don't want you to think. I just want to think. I don't think I want to talk to you.

19. What are you doing? What are you arguing about? I'm studying. Can You Ever Forgive Me?

20. If you want me to reply, you can treat me to spicy strips.

2 1.？ Fish, Tang Priest and his disciples went out to cast nets and came back to spoil you.

Classic humorous sentences with automatic reply 2 22. If you don't reply after reading it, you are learning. Don't affect my Tsinghua exam.

23. I go to the universe to pick stars. I'll be right back ~

24. Recovery skills are cooling down.

25. Because you ignore your cuteness for a long time, the other party has collapsed. ...

26. I can tell her if there is anything for you.

27. I go to the stars in the universe. I’ll be right back.

28. People who are good in a hubbub deserve to be wronged.

29. There is sunshine in spring, heavy rain in summer, wind in autumn and snow in winter. There will be many accidents all year round, but the most fascinating thing is to meet you.

30. Please enter 520 I love your greetings.

3 1. Hello, welcome to the sand sculpture chain store.

32. Sorry, the other party is trying to reject your message. Please send a red envelope to unlock it.

33. [Automatic reply] I didn't catch what you just said. Please send it again.

34. The sword is not matched correctly, and the body is already in the rivers and lakes.

35. Please press five to continue firing.

36. [Automatic reply] Sorry, the other party's information has been blocked. If you want her to reply to you, please enter "I am a pig" three times to unlock it.

37. I want to dance colorful feathers in the fluttering red leaves and indulge in your arms with all my youthful charm and gentleness.

38. Hello, I will reply automatically. You can chat with me, but that's all I know.

39. [Automatic reply] Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars. If anything happens, I can tell her for you, but you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato flavor.

40. Hadron, what can I do for you? Mom, it's always there.

4 1. I'm tied up with a nail. If you want to see me, you have to nail the whole anti-addiction.

42. I went to eat. If you are handsome, please contact me later. If you are a beautiful woman ... even if you are a beauty, I have to eat first!

Humor automatic reply copywriting short sentence

Humor automatic reply copy short sentence 1 1. Welcome to call AWE customer service system service hotline.

2. Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars. If anything happens, I can tell her for you, but first you have to treat me to ice cream, vanilla.

I didn't see the news just now. Send it again ...

4. Some cute and interesting automatic reply copywriting skills have cooled down to 1

I'm sunbathing, don't bother me.

6. Press one for typing and chatting.

7. Hello, if you need anything, please find the super flash or call the Want Want team. They will help you solve all your problems. Don't disturb my appointment with Jackson Yi. Thank you.

8. If you don't reply, you are eating chicken. If you don't reply, the chicken will eat you.

9. Press four to continue the grass.

10. Jackson Yee and I will be astronauts and come back to catch aliens for you.

1 1. Hello, I'm not bored now. I hope you can find it again when you are bored.

12. Please press seven for others.

13. I'm going to eat shit I'll bring you a bubble later.

14. Since then, the mountains and rivers have not met, and I don't know the length and short of the old friends.

15. People who are uncomfortable often laugh the most in the crowd.

16. A group has been kept for you, but it's a pity that you won't come back.

17. Submerged in the sea of knowledge.

18. Call dad and go back.

19. Your message has been sent to the other party and cannot be read.

20. [Automatic reply] Chatting is valuable and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both!

Humor automatically replies to the short sentence 2 2 1. Hello, I'm her boyfriend. What can you tell me, because I recently found many men chatting with her. I love this girl very much and have a strong possessiveness. I hope the baby won't be hooked up by others. Although I am busy in Roy, I will take time to spend with her.

22. Jackson Yi's wife is not here.

Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to. If you and I have an agreement in a previous life, please wait a moment and be there or be square!

24. It's closed today.

25. You are a beautiful summer, and you will reply during tasting.

26. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not near the computer. Please bang your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I will reply you when I hear the noise.

27. I went to the Milky Way and brought you stars when I came back.

I can't finish my homework, so I'm not here.

29. I went to Magic Fairy Castle to play cards with Magic Fairy King. Please come back later.

30. I am grinding, and I can't say hello to you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.

3 1. [Automatic reply] There are too many people chatting at present. There are 198 people ahead, please wait patiently ~

32. Stay up the longest night and forget the person you love the most.

33. He is not so good, but he just can't forget it.

34. Hello, I'm Eva. Please cooperate with my work and hand over all your unhappiness.

35. Feed pigs.

36. You are slim, you are beautiful, and your father is on the way.

37. The prince is very busy now. As for what to do, Rain Girl has no melon, and she wants to be poor. You just have to study hard and steal the fairy's jewels with me.

38. Go on, I pretend to be listening.

39. The fairy is in the magic fairy castle. Please shout, shout and become a pig.

40. If you don't come back, you are studying. It's stupid not to come back.

Humorous reply to birthday wishes sent by others

Humorous reply to birthday wishes sent by others (1) 1. It is often said that the friendship between comrades-in-arms and classmates is the most sincere and eternal friendship in the world. If we have one, we won't feel happy.

2. If you often watch the awards ceremony of major movies, TV and music, it is not surprising that after the award-winning actors or singers take the stage to receive the award, they should say some thanks to those who have helped them and made them achieve greater achievements!

Life is like an endless sea, and friendship is the spray in the sea. The waves make the sea more beautiful, and friendship makes life sweeter.

Thank you, my friend, for your constant concern for me. May all happiness surround you, and I wish you happiness every day and forever.

I didn't want to be apart the day I met you. Of all the possibilities in Qian Qian, I will only choose you.

6. Thank you: accompany me through the lost days; Thank you: when I am bored, listen to my nonsense; Thank you for helping me when I was helpless; Thank you: my best and closest friend.

Thank you for your company for so many years. I am happy because of you. I am happy because of you.

With your kind words, I will live a better life, as you wish.

9. With understanding, friendship can last forever; With friendship, life is valuable. Let us shine the light of understanding.

10. The sky is beautiful because of clouds, mountains and rivers are beautiful because of water, flowers are beautiful because of green leaves, and life is beautiful because of you. Thank you, my best friend. May our friendship last forever.

1 1. I am very happy to have such a family and friend who supports me and loves me. All the congratulations I received were really warm. Thank you all.

12. On this most special day, thank you for your blessing and make my birthday more loving.

13. I can't give you the world, but I can give you my world. As long as it is you, it's never too late.

14. Give you a piece of warm sunshine and shine on your comfortable mood. Send a warm blessing to touch your long-lost touch; Good mood, coupled with the concern of friends, is it still cold this winter?

15. Beautiful words all reveal sincerity and blessings; Appreciate your work = appreciate your inner beauty and kindness. Your taste and personality deserve our study and our grateful life. Thank you for knowing each other.

16. The vast sea of people, you are the only concern that I can't let go, and it is also the helplessness that I can't let go. Wherever you go, I will bless you.

17. It is enough to have you in this life, but please don't forget me in the next life.

18. Thank my husband for taking the trouble to pick me up from work every day, without interruption, and never giving me a chance to go home by bus alone.

19. Thank you for coming into my life and playing the role of a friend. Maybe you are not the only best, but you are the best in my life.

20. Thank you for being happy, for being healthy, for being happy, for being satisfied, for being rich and for being happy every day.

Humorous reply to birthday wishes sent by others (2) 1. I will cherish us very much.

Being a friend is a feeling, a feeling that you will suddenly remember, a feeling that you have been worried about, and a feeling that you can rely on when you are frustrated and sad. Thank you for having a good friend like you in your life, which is worth remembering often.

Thank you for accompanying me through those storms, for encouraging me when I was helpless, and for having you at least when I was lonely, my dear friend. I want to say that I really appreciate you accompanying me through so many miles of life.

Being a friend is a feeling, a feeling that you will suddenly remember, a feeling that you have been worried about, and a feeling that you can rely on when you are frustrated and sad. Thank you for having a good friend like you in your life, which is worth remembering often.

I only have two wishes: you are by your side, by your side. True love is that I touched your heart and you reassured me.

6. Thanks to all my friends and family. I am very glad that you sent me your heartfelt congratulations. Thank you for supporting me.

7. Friendship is a lamp. The brighter it is, the brighter it will be. Friendship is a river that flows deeper and deeper; Friendship is a flower, the longer it is, the more beautiful it is; Friendship is wine, the older it gets, the better it gets.

There are so many dazzling people, only you flash at me. Flowers or stars, all the beautiful things in the world exist to compare you.

9. Thank you for being happy, for being healthy, for being happy, for being satisfied, for being rich and for being happy every day.

10. Friendship is good wine in a bottle, colorless and tasteless. It is the deep feeling that overflowed after many years.

1 1. Thank you for your company along the way.

12. Time flies. Day after day, month after month, year after year, I have grown so big in a blink of an eye. With the help of SMS, I want to thank the person who received this message. I want to say: thank you.

13. There are not many friends, just be intimate; Don't worry too much, just be emotional; I don't want to say too much, just want you to know: it's good to know you.

14. Is it really Thanksgiving today? I'm going to buy delicious food early after work and go back to have a big meal with my family.

15. Thank you, there is nothing happier than receiving a birthday wish from a good friend.

16. Beautiful words all reveal sincerity and blessings; Appreciate your work = appreciate your inner beauty and kindness. Your taste and personality deserve our study and our grateful life. Thank you for knowing each other.

17. Thanks to all my friends who have blessed me.

18. We can abandon many things, but as long as we don't abandon a friendly heart.

19. I really enjoy every moment with you. At this time, I share my happy birthday with you. Thank you for your blessing on my birthday. This is one of the many beautiful places in me.

20. Being single-minded is not just liking someone for a lifetime, but being single-minded when you like someone.

Humorous reply to other people's birthday wishes (3) 1. Thank you very much to CCTV, MTV and all the handsome guys and beautiful women.

2. Busy, praying for comfort, I just hope to light a lamp for myself when I walk in the dark. The light of others can't shine on my road for a long time, but fortunately I remember to have your guidance and go all the way.

The rain and dew floating in the sky moistened the dry land, and the circular care among people warmed countless hearts. You in the sea of people let me know what love is. I wish you happiness in this grateful day!

4. I have written down all my gratitude with my heart for the land blown by the wind, the beach washed by the waves, the sky flown by clouds, and the places you passed by. I wish you happiness every day!

I hope you have no weakness in life, unlike me, when people mention you, I lose.

6. Thank you for accompanying me through those storms, for encouraging me when I was most helpless, and for having you at least when I was lonely, dear friend. I want to say, I really appreciate you accompanying me through so many miles of life!

7. Time makes us meet too early, let us hold hands too fast, and let us separate too far.

Thank you for your warm congratulations on my birthday. This is very caring and inspiring.

9. The sky is beautiful because of clouds, mountains and rivers are beautiful because of water, flowers are beautiful because of green leaves and life is beautiful because of you. Thank you, my good friend. May our friendship last forever.

10. Take this opportunity to thank you for your valuable support in the past, and we will ensure that we will continue to give special attention to your future orders.

1 1. Time flies. Day after day, month after month, year after year, I have grown so big in a blink of an eye. With the help of SMS, I want to thank the person who received this message. I want to say: thank you.

12. Because of you, I am very happy.

13. Thank you very much for your sincere wishes. With your blessing, I will be happier, and I wish you happiness every day and all the best.

14. I really enjoy every moment with you. At this time, I share my happy birthday with you. Thank you for your blessing on my birthday. This is one of the many beautiful places in me.

15. I'm glad to get your sincere blessing. Have a happy moment.

Thank you for your blessing.

17. Thank you for accompanying me through those storms, for encouraging me when I was most helpless, and for having you at least when I was lonely, dear friend. I want to say that I really appreciate you accompanying me through so many miles of life.

18. In fact, the sky is very blue and the clouds will always disperse; In fact, the sea is not wide, and this shore is connected with the other; In fact, tears are sweet when your heart is willing. In fact, I hope you are happy every day.

19. Blow the sincere blessing wind to your side, turn sincere greetings into rain, float to your window, turn my thanks into thousands of words, and pray for your eternal happiness.

20. Blow the most sincere blessing wind to your side, turn the most sincere greetings into rain, float to your window, turn my thanks into thousands of words, and pray for your happiness forever.