11.11 On Singles' Day Personality (two articles)

Part 1:

1. It doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like celebrates Singles Day.

2. Singles Day is to remind you of ugliness, and Double Eleven is to remind you of poverty.

3. Chinese Valentine's Day Xiu En Ai is nothing. She can compete with me to grab things on Singles Day.

4. Spend it alone on Valentine's Day, Singles' Day and Christmas Day. If there is an exam, let me spend it alone.

5. Handsome people are celebrating Singles Day, while ugly people are showing love.

6. "How do you spend Singles Day?" "I'm sad to cry, laugh, love and hate, and think about it. I'm still alone when I pass by."

7. I'm not afraid of Singles Day. I'm afraid that the person I like won't celebrate Singles Day.

8. Part I: I was single last year, this year, and next year I seem to be single. Downlink: Colleagues have owners, classmates have owners, and all of them seem to have owners of the same age. Horizontal batch: I am single!

9. "Are you still alone on Singles Day?" "Nonsense, will I become a dog?"

1. How much sorrow can you have? It's like a group of bachelors going to a brothel.

About Singles' Day, 11.11 Singles' Day

11. Singles' Day is coming, ugly people can't wait to find someone to make do with it, and handsome people still stick to the principle and remain single.

12. Do you blame me for being single? It's not just Yue Lao who took my red thread to play long pants.

13. Those people who secretly love me, why are you so calm? It's almost Singles' Day, so hurry to confess.

14. "Yo, why is Singles Day alone again?" "I'm afraid I'll scare you if half a person comes out."

15. I wish friends who can't celebrate Singles Day an early one.

16. Last year, on Singles' Day, four bachelors ate hot pot together. I vowed that I would leave you next year. As a result, I did, and now I am the only bachelor left.

17. The whole world stinks of love, and I am the only one who smells of single dog.

18. The stroke of ugly words is 4, and the stroke of poor words is 7, which adds up to 11, which is why you are single.

19. "Let's break up", "Why" and "Because I'm going to celebrate Singles' Day"

2. I remember that a few years ago, people who didn't have a date were called single aristocrats, but how did they become dogs these years?

21. Look for friends, find a boyfriend, salute and shake hands, and then go after Singles Day ~

22．. Sitting at home playing Lianliankan on Singles Day, I saw a couple split.

23. "It's said that rainy music goes well with chocolate." Then you should have heard that "the mid-term exam goes better with Singles' Day."

24. Say happy Singles' Day, but envy the happiness of two people.

25. I hate it when people tell me "Happy Singles' Day". It's hateful that I have to say "thank you".

26. There is no labor on Labor Day and no lover on Valentine's Day. Fortunately, I am still a bachelor on Singles Day.

27. It's good to be single. I don't care, I don't cry, I don't care, I don't fear leaving, I don't fear losing, I don't fear being cheated, I don't fear being romantic.

28. Some people say that I'm single. Hehe, it's really funny. Isn't everyone a body? You're a fucking double body!

29. "Tell me a sad joke" and "Singles Day is coming, and you are still single"

3. Singles Day Declaration: A real bachelor dares to face bleak love, face up to lonely life, laugh at romantic affairs, dare to be cold and tempted by forbidden fruit, and be able to endure overwhelming letters.

chapter 2:

1. I wish you today every year and today every year.

2. I'm single. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my country.

3. It doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like celebrates Singles Day!

4. Today, we don't accept gifts on holidays, but only boyfriends!

5. I hate it when people tell me "Happy Singles Day", but I have to say "thank you" to my disgust.

6. Nowadays, children choose Valentine's Day when they break up, and Singles Day when they confess.

7. Do you want a dog at home? The single kind!

8. I've tasted all the sadness, and I will reminisce about the past alone.

Singles Day's domineering WeChat tells about double 11's roar from single dog. 1

9. Let's get together, and then we won't have to celebrate Singles Day.

1. The Double Eleven is here, and I'll teach you a way to get rid of the order-chase me.

11. I want to have a love affair with you from school uniform to wedding dress.

12. Is the person who spent the Singles Day with you last year still here this year?

13. It's not single dog, I'm just a lone wolf in the wind.

14. A bitch is a bitch. Even if there is a financial crisis, you can't afford it.

15. It's not that easy to show love, and single dog has Ta's temper.

16. I hate Singles Day, which makes us singles unable to face it.

17. I like my present age, but I don't like myself now!

On Singles' Day, I lived alone. Talk about double 11's roar from single dog. 2

18. After military training, you are not single dog, but an excellent military dog.

19. I am not lonely, but enjoying loneliness!

2. I am single because no one can easily deserve me as a successor to the * * * proletariat.

21. The person who can let go of his temper and bow to your bad temper is not afraid of you, but knows how to cherish it better than you.

22. In fact, being single for a long time is really addictive.

23. Yue Lao, why should I believe you? You are still single yourself.

24. Feelings are too abrasive. Maybe I am suitable for being lonely and old.

25. Count my loneliness over and over again every night when the stars fall.

26. Let's welcome Singles Day, dear friends. ;