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Talk about a classic that people like.

A classic that people like to talk about is a popular article 1. We didn't know who was real or fake until we broke up.

2. American goddess, this hand holds a torch and this hand holds a book, telling us to study even if there is a power failure.

Every time I borrow a classmate's homework to copy, she always says, I wrote it in disorder.

4. Memories always slap me in the face, pointing to old wounds and forbidding me to forget.

I like intrigue, I don't like being calculated, and I don't like false friendship. I like simple people and simple things.

6. Don't come to me if you break up. There is nothing to save.

7. From the day I left you, the left atrium gradually stopped beating.

8. If we don't love each other, don't lie. There is still a long way to go.

I'm leaving, and I won't pray for your happiness again.

10. Don't be nice to others easily, because it will only make others think that your kindness is cheap.

1 1. Hold me tight, will you? I'm the only one who knows you.

12. We always start with nothing and end with bitter feelings.

13. We were all too young in BC and too old at the end of the century.

14. Not because I am overbearing, but because I am afraid that the people I care about will leave me.

15. There will be a familiar name. As soon as it is introduced into my ears, my heart will be completely confused.

Let's talk about the latest classic, 1. When I am doing Tai Chi exercises for the elderly, I might as well go to the elderly disco in a hurry.

2. After hysteria, those who can forgive with a smile are persistent people, and those who directly and forcefully fight back are irrelevant people.

The place left for him in my heart only hopes to wake up with his warm smiling face every day.

Only as a future tense can I meet my past self from the present tense.

5. It hurts the years, and it is sad and playful.

6. Don't wronged yourself, living happily is the trump card.

Dear, grasp our present, and no one can predict the future.

No man is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

9. Looking at you, there is nothing I can do. I can't do anything without you.

10. As long as you work hard, you won't regret anything. Anything is possible.

1 1. Always hold back your tears and say to yourself: I'm fine, I must be fine.

12. I used to believe in love because I believed in you, but now love has deceived me.

13. Hey, my wife is a man. Why do I miss you so much?

14. I may not be happy to have you, but I can love you endlessly, but I am happy.

15. Once a woman is heartless, she is more destructive than a man.

Many people praised the classic article 1. There are always endless question marks between us.

2. Make a complete world for you with my gentleness.

This time I made up my mind that I would never speak in class again unless someone asked me first.

4. If the result of waiting is regret, will you wait?

I don't need any words to express my love for you, just give you happiness.

If we can only care about each other, I hope this care will last forever.

7. The so-called trust is to give the other party the most free bondage.

8. Loving you can't change your opinion of me. Although you won't be with me, you have changed my life.

9. If one day I am no longer the most beautiful word in your life, will you still read it every day?

10. Hai, thank you for collecting what I can't say to my lover.

1 1. Maybe I'm not the one you're looking for, but I really love you. If one day we are nothing, I hope you are not the one passing by.

12. The early bird has breakfast and the late bird has dinner.

13. In fact, it is not easy for women.

14. A beautiful promise will crush me.

15. Give me a can of spinach and I will beat all my opponents.

16. I am destined to cry for you in my life. If there is a next life, if I meet you again in the next life, will my tears still be left for you?

17. Don't forget what you once had. Cherish what you can't get. Don't give up what is yours. What has been lost is left as a memory.

18. If there is love, time shortens only the distance between hearts.

19. Sure enough, time will make each other familiar strangers and memories.

20. Hate returns to hate, hate always exists, love to hate, and hate naturally disappears.

2 1. Memories spread in my mind, but my heartbeat missed a beat.

22. Can you understand a man's heart? When you love me.

23. I gradually stopped, but it's a pity that you are gone, and sadness is coming.

24. Why should the best man be called an extinct good man? Even if he has no seeds, he is still a man.

25. I want to be one of your teeth in my next life. At least, if I feel uncomfortable, you will also hurt.

26. Flowers in Seattle are waiting to bloom.

27. No woman is loved because her soul is beautiful.

28. Don't tell me that you are virtuous. You are just too lazy to do anything.

29. In fact, lovelorn people are the most glorious!

30. Crying is just an expression, but who can understand the inner pain!

People like to say.

First, life can be wandering and lonely, but your soul must have a refuge.

Second, happiness is often much simpler than we think. The problem is that if we don't explore all the complicated misfortunes, fall all the falls we should fall, and climb all the mountains, we can't believe that there is happiness in the palm-sized shade at the foot of the mountain. -Liu Yu's "Send You a Bullet"

Thirdly, travel is the most experimental way to acquire a person's personality. Traveling is the most tiring and troublesome, which makes people show their nature. Only those who have gone through a long and arduous journey without hating each other can become friends. Honeymoon travel after marriage is in reverse order. You should travel for a month first. After a month's travel, the two sides have not seen through each other and hate each other. They still have to keep their original agreement. This kind of couple promises not to divorce. Qian Zhongshu

Fourth, if there is fate, time and space are not distances; If there is no chance, we can't get together all day. If you are always ignored, why make yourself mean; If you don't cherish it, why maintain it?

No one can satisfy everyone, just satisfy yourself and the people you like. Everything you judge may be a projection of your own heart. Life is a process of constantly accepting and giving up, a journey of meeting coldly and smiling at loneliness. Han Han

Life always makes us black and blue, but in the end, those injured places will definitely become our strongest places.

Seven, lucky people will know that luck is not wealth and success, nor happiness without pain, but being loved regardless of feelings.

Eight, if water is good, water is good for everything. Being in the evil of everyone, so being in the Tao. Living in a good place, kind-hearted, kind-hearted, good at words, good at politics, good at doing things, good at dealing with people. Husband is just indisputable, so there is nothing special. -Lao Tzu's Tao Te Ching

It is said that those girls who have been single for a long time have gradually become the boys they want to marry most.

Ten, if you want to be the sun, then start with dust; If you want to be a big river, start with water droplets; If you want to be a world-famous hero, start with the most ordinary people.

Eleven, "Hong" and "Goodbye Mr. Loser" tell us that what you like may not be suitable for you, and what is around you is always the best.

It is not necessary to meet too early, as long as it happens. You are a passenger who is late at midnight, which is frustrating; But he was so lucky that he chose this bus.

Thirteen, life can be without poetry, but it can't be without poetry; There can be no road in the March, but there must be no steps forward; You can have no experience at work, but you can't study. There can be no flash in life, but there can be no stain.

Fourteen, life is very short, no longer because of willfulness and refused to bow, no longer because of anger and neglect, no longer because of stubbornness and easily break up. Believe for the last time, go straight ahead and you will grow old.

Fifteen, few people love me, but when you say you love me, you suddenly feel that the whole universe is full of love for me.

Sixteen, in the gloomy days, don't let the cold fate secretly rejoice; Since fate has insulted us, we should take revenge calmly.

Seventeen, many years later, who are you, deep in the ocean, will you remember that you still owe me a future?

Social gatherings require people to make sacrifices. The more unique a person is, the harder it is for him to make such sacrifices. Therefore, a person's escape, tolerance or love for solitude is directly proportional to the value of this person. Because when you are alone, a poor man will feel all his pity, while a man with rich thoughts will only feel his rich thoughts.

Nineteen, make the circle smaller, clean the language, raise the grades, and keep the story in mind. You will get everything you want now.

Twenty, girls must study hard, whether they are junior college or undergraduate, choose a major with good employment or a major they like, and have a decent job in the future. Only in this way can you fall in love with a good boy in the future, and you can marry him with dignity, and his parents will respect you and treat you as a pearl. Who says that a girl's job is not important, and marrying a good husband is enough? You must be good enough to deserve a good man.

Twenty-one, some people like loneliness, but they don't like disappointed places.

Twenty-two, this world is a fool's carnival, and we are all silly and willing, so we are brave enough to be ourselves and waste our lives mercilessly. In fact, it is the great self who has always been with you.

Twenty-three, life is a group of desires. Desire is painful if it is not satisfied, and boring if it is satisfied. On the other hand, life swings in pain and boredom. Happiness is only a temporary cessation of desire.

Twenty-four, I met many men, talked to girls, and then I was called crazy or stupid. These people constantly reflect on themselves. Are they not generous enough? Your manners are not elegant enough? Your language is not humorous enough? Your eyes are not confident enough? However, no man has ever seriously thought about whether he is too ugly!

The world is immersed in sin: barbarians devour each other and civilized people cheat each other. This is the way of the world. Smart people know how to keep a distance from the fire when heating, and they will not be too close to the fire like fools; After the latter set himself on fire, he fell into cold loneliness and complained loudly about the burning flame. -Schopenhauer's The Wisdom of Life

26. When you feel lonely and helpless, think that there are hundreds of trillions of cells living only for you.

Twenty-seven, some nostalgia, I can't tell; Some beautiful things can't be left behind. You are floating around, no matter how ordinary it is, it is also a kind of happiness; You walk gently, no matter how beautiful it is, it can't make up for it. Expectations one by one, real and illusory, the journey of crying or laughing, are all blessings in life; One by one, you are looming, and those seemingly empty dreams have no regrets in the world.

People like to talk about their feelings.

First, I'm too lazy to change people in my heart.

Second, scars always hurt, because you always show them to others.

Third, I don't want to let go, but you don't love. what can I do?

Fourth, escape, not necessarily hiding, facing, not necessarily the most uncomfortable; Loneliness is not necessarily unhappy, and it may not last long if you get it; Losing, not necessarily no longer, turning around, not necessarily the weakest; Don't rush to say that there is no choice, thinking that there is only right and wrong in the world; There is not only one answer to many things, so we always have a way to go.

Everyone will be tired, and no one can bear all the sadness and fatigue for you, so people always have to learn to grow up for a while.

Six, people's two eyes are parallel, just look at people unequally. People's ears are on both sides, but they always listen to one side of the story. People only have one mouth, but they can always say two words. Gandhi

Seven, don't love so easily, hate so blindly.

Eight, love a person to what extent, usually only when breaking up, this is the paradox of love.

Nine, love each other. But the concern remains the same, and the blessing remains the same. In fact, love is very simple, that is, when you are lonely, you can get greetings from the people you love. When I am sad, I can get comfort, and when I am happy, someone can share it. In fact, it is very simple to love someone, that is, to hope that he can be happy, that is, to hope that he will be happy.

Ten, time allows you to grow, but also allows you to see a lot of things, nothing you have to, nothing you can't lose.

1 1. A smart man will spoil his woman to lawlessness, so that other men can't stand her smelly temper, and an idiot man will use his smelly temper to make his woman feel that he has met any attentive man.

12. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. When you press it, people come out.

Thirteen, no one needs to be able to see through my smile, because I know there is a true self hidden inside.

Fourteen, Shili Pinghu is full of frost, inch by inch moss worries about the year of China. Looking at the full moon and protecting each other, I only admire Yuanyang but not the fairy. -"Ghost Story"

15. As long as we dare to dream and are not hindered by ourselves, everything is possible and our dreams are endless. The scenery of life is colorful. Happiness in life depends on mood, and happiness depends on mentality. If the mind gives birth to wings, even in a cage, it is free; If you imprison your thoughts, the world will feel lonely.

Sixteen, although there is no real happiness in the world of love, there is no eternal happiness and sadness. But one thing is certain, marriage will be perfect only after ups and downs. No one can escape the stormy weather, and who hasn't gone through the bumpy road? How many people who have really loved have never been hurt or burned by love? Life is a game. There are gatherings and scattered, crying and laughing.

Look at different scenery, and you will find that life is beautiful. Indulgence means letting your weaknesses control your strengths; Let your unhealthy part control your life; I know that I want to do something, but I am too lazy to do it, letting inertia control my life.

We are not just ourselves, so we should try our best to make those who love us feel happy and satisfied, because in this summer light year, maybe our efforts can make them smile more. We should try our best to let people who don't like us know that our youth can release more energy and let them see the charm of our efforts!

Nineteen, everything can be replaced by love, past events, memories, disappointment and time. Only you can't be replaced.

Twenty, loneliness is the heel, memory is the dent, I am alone.

2 1. When the sun goes down, I miss it most. I said to your city: I miss you. I wonder if you can hear me.

Even if you are rich, please respect the cleaners when walking in the street. Don't forget, they cleaned you up! Don't think that you can look down on them just because you have money. Because, maybe their material life is far less than yours, but that doesn't mean their spiritual life is less than yours. Don't look down on anyone. Just because others are inferior to you in some way doesn't mean they are inferior to you. Also, just because they are not as good as you now doesn't mean they will never be as good as you. Maybe they will be better than you in the future.

Let people talk.

1. I don't understand why there is medlar in the instant noodle vegetable bag. Should I stay healthy after eating instant noodles?

You jumped into my heart with a little star all the way.

3. Drinking iced black tea for three years. Thank you for your patronage every time you open the bottle cap. I forgot how to write Huizi in the college entrance examination. Open the bottle cap of iced black tea next to it on the spot. My face is blue. Nima: Another bottle!

4. Is there something wrong with Apple official website? I can't buy iphoneXsMax. It's too difficult to buy. I tried it many times, and there was no problem in the first few steps. After the payment, it always shows that the balance is insufficient. Have you ever encountered the same problem?

At first glance, you are not so good, but at second glance, you are worse than a fierce look.

6. Those who spend the night are called hotels and those who drink are called nightclubs. If the name is reversed.

7. After the operation, the patient was discharged from hospital. Patient: Why do you charge for surfing the Internet? Nurse: When you were operated on, there was something in your stomach, and none of us here had seen it, so we went to Baidu temporarily.

8. For the rest of my life, I will be thin, rich and beautiful.

9. My three-year-old son sat there watching TV and playing with popular science knowledge: pandas have 16 teeth, sharks have 100 teeth, and people have 32 teeth. The little guy put his hand into his mouth and pulled it once or twice. He opened his eyes wide in surprise and shouted, "Oh, my God, I'm a panda!" ! !

10. Xiaohong said to Xiaoming: You made me pregnant, and you should be responsible! Xiaoming exclaimed: Kissing has nothing to do with having children? Xiaohong: Of course! Go back and ask your parents if they are your own!

1 1. At the class reunion, when talking about the topic of gentleman, a beautiful MM who has been through battle disdainfully said: The so-called gentleman is nothing more than a patient wolf. A male classmate next to him was unhappy and replied lightly: according to your logic, the so-called miss can't be a chicken with means, right?

12. When I was young, I was afraid of being beaten. I knew I was going to be beaten, so I went to the toilet first and gargled with toothpaste. Then when my father hit me, I threw up and almost scared my father to death.

13. I once drove to refuel, added 170 yuan, and then left. After walking for a while, I got off to buy water, found that I didn't get the change, and went back to the gas station to ask for it. Please, my little sister said yes, and I said no. There was a terrible quarrel. Finally, the monitoring found that it was not that the change didn't happen, but that I didn't pay at all.

14. I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I bumped into the wall.

15. In winter, a farmer found a brown snake stiff with cold, so he held it in his arms to keep warm. The next day, the farmer put up a sign, which said it was forbidden to urinate anywhere. This joke is very meaningful. Raise your hand if you understand it. )

16. The ancients were actually quite optimistic. They have a little leisure time and want to know how to live forever. After a busy day, modern people calm down and collapse in bed. There are only four words in their hearts: I don't want to live.

17. Friendship is actually very simple, that is, thinking about each other when eating delicious food, and then taking pictures and sending them to him.

18. My father has a scar on his forehead, and so do I. I always thought it was hereditary. Later, I heard from my mother that my father threw me into bed to play when I was a child. And I threw it high. I flew straight behind him and bumped into the closet, covered in blood. My grandfather was so distressed that he hit my father on the head with a cane. . .

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