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Beauty farts.

1. I typed hundreds of words in a complicated mood. Think about it, forget it, and gradually delete it. Everyone has difficulties, ways to deal with them, and ways to comfort themselves.

2. When you grow up, you have everything you want, and those you want to stay keep it.

There are few people who can always treat you like before, so you still have to rely on yourself.

4, always believe in a word, like a person starting from the face value, trapped in talent, and finally the character! But I also hope that every girl likes him. He just likes you very much!

There is a saying on the internet that you don't have to please everyone, just as you don't have to remember all yesterday. Time is like rain, we are all people walking in the rain, find our own umbrella, build a small world, and move forward until the wind and rain stop and it clears up, and everything will pass. Love is not to please, but to see how much happiness you can bring to him or her.

6. I will not please you. I just need to be my truest self, because I firmly believe that people who really love me will like me.

7. I am strong enough. Being myself is my label! It's hard to be myself, so I want to say to myself, come on, you can do it.

8. I used to be like that. When I really turned around, I was relieved.

9. Ironically, that's what I am now. He won't know my sadness and injustice, let alone how reluctantly I laughed tonight. When I looked at the photos of him and other girls, I suddenly laughed. No one knows the tears in my eyes.

10, you have a cocoon in your heart and a sword in your hand. You don't have to please, it's true that you don't like it, and you don't have to compromise yourself for someone who doesn't like you. Girl, the way you compromise for love is really ugly. People who love you will still love you even if you are all bad.

1 1. For love, no matter how good the other person is, it is not worth your compromise.

12, it is enough to be your best. Why do you have to be like yourself to please others?

13, no matter how hard you try to please you, you can't change your heart.

15, forget it if you don't love me. Anyway, I'm not unwanted.

16, don't deliberately change yourself for the person you like, just be yourself.

17, girls will be very humble when they meet the first person they want to be together! But really tired. I always take the initiative. When chatting with him, I felt like I was flying into the sky. I'm so happy. If you don't contact, you will always think about it. I will collect information about him until I miss him. Yes, it's humble, but I still don't want to give up.

18, if love needs to please, then I'd rather be single. I only do what I like and I won't change myself for anyone. I won't pretend to please anyone because I'm too tired to pretend. People who like me will like you no matter what you do, and people who don't like you will not be liked by everyone, even if you are RMB.

19, some people you can never warm their hearts.

20, in fact, a person is also very good, used to a person! Trying to be happy is the saddest thing.

A promise is like farting, it was earth-shattering at that time, and then it was pale and powerless.

1. If the heart has no place to live, it wanders everywhere.

2. One person's insomnia, one person's space, one person's thoughts and two people's pictures.

Spitting is used to count money, not to reason.

4. Loving her means accidentally stopping her period and marrying her without hesitation.

What you waste today is the tomorrow that the deceased expects. What you hate now is the future you can't go back to.

6. God created fingerprints because he wanted us to know that in fact, everyone's scars are different.

7. When you are happy, you listen to music. When you are sad, you begin to understand the lyrics.

8. Commitment is like farting. It was earth-shattering, and then it was pale and powerless.

9. Clocks and watches can go back to the starting point, but not yesterday. Love can go back to the original point, but it is not what it used to be.

10. The deepest loneliness is that you know your desires, but you have to turn a deaf ear to them.

1 1. I hope I can write your name together, whether on the wedding invitation or on the tombstone of the funeral.

12. I don't want other people's arms, there is no heartbeat.

13. If a girl walks in an ancient street and is dragged back by the emperor to sleep and wash her face at night, will she be convicted of bullying the monarch and so on?

14. Women buy a lot of beautiful clothes just to attract a man, and what men want to see is a naked woman.

15. I am not a descendant of the rich, but I want to be the ancestor of the rich.

16. If you love someone, it is better to keep her and fight for her happiness than to give her up for her happiness.

17. A lie is like a blooming flower, with beautiful appearance and short life.

18. Don't be depressed. Life is like an electrocardiogram. If everything goes well, you're dead.

19. Yue Lao and Meng Po may be lovers, but Yue Lao hurt Meng Po. Mr Yue loves others, but Meng Po wants them to forget.

20. People who smile when they see you are either fools or people who love you.

2 1. I suddenly had the urge to study, so I took a sip of water to calm my nerves. Okay, it's calm now. I was too impulsive just now. Fortunately, I have strong self-control.

22. Happiness, after all, is not Cao Cao and cannot be said.

23. As time goes by, we are walking. Some people leave and never contact each other again. Some people say goodbye and never meet again.

This summer, we will exchange ending friendship for a holiday without homework.

25. Teacher: You can use it to make sentences. Student: Since you asked me to make a sentence, I'll make one. The teacher was stunned. Commitment is like farting, earth-shattering, and then pale and powerless.

1, some people are good at geography, some people are good at physics, some people are good at history, some people are good at math, some people are good at Chinese, some people are good at English, some people are good at chemistry … but I … have a good attitude …

It's raining outside after work today. Colleague asked, "Do you have an umbrella?" ? I said, "What umbrella? I have a car. " My colleague looked at me in surprise, and then I pushed my bike and put on my raincoat. ...

Having no money is not the saddest thing. What's even sadder is that your father has no money.

When I was a child, I thought that when I grew up, if she turned to smile, there would be a hundred spells. When he grows up, if she just turns her head and smiles, it is equivalent to casting a hundred spells.

5. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

6. People who feel particularly beautiful every time they just take a shower must have water in their heads when they take a shower.

7. Why do so many people say that they are lonely and want to find a boyfriend/girlfriend, but they are still single? God replied: Because not only are you ugly, but you also think others are ugly.

8, in fact, many times, I am very sad inside, but I have been trying not to cry, no way, cosmetics are too expensive, and I have to make up again after crying!

9. When I was at the bottom of my life, my mother said to me, "Son, even if everyone gives up on you, you must never give up on yourself, okay?" I was moved to answer, "I know." Then my mother turned to my father and said, "He knows, let's go."

10, when God closes a security door for you, he will conveniently put a titanium alloy lock on you.

1 1. When it comes to impractical small household appliances, I think the first one is the sweeping robot. My dog pulled a rake, and then the sweeping robot wiped it evenly.

12, I have worked hard for so long, but if I have a little talent, I should show some signs of success.

13, my face is perfect as long as it covers two places! One is the right side of the face and the other is the left side of the face.

14, when I was a child, my mother kindly said to me: Good boy, if you learn this skill, you will never starve to death. So my mother taught me to eat.

15, you always feel that some people are lazy, as if you can really do great things if you are diligent.

16, promise, like fart, earth-shattering, and then pale and powerless.

Heartbroken mood, tell me about the way you cried for help like a dog, and the way you cried was particularly ugly.

1, remember to turn back if you are wrong, and let go if you love it wrong. Pretend to be invulnerable, and be prepared to be pierced by a thousand arrows.

2. Zhang Xiaoxian said: There is only one way to forget a relationship: time and new love. Later, he chose a new lover and I chose the time.

Do you know what it's like to miss someone? It's like drinking a large glass of ice water and then turning it into tears, which can't be dispersed for a long time.

There are many things you can't do in this world. A healthy body suddenly became seriously ill, and people who had believed in it suddenly betrayed you. The person who was still laughing suddenly cried, and the person who said that he would be together forever suddenly left.

When people live in this world, they always push a cup for a change. However, how many people can clink glasses, but they can't talk to each other.

6, time will slowly precipitate, and some people will slowly blur in your heart. Learn to let go, your happiness needs to be realized by yourself.

7. Those who should leave will leave sooner or later. Instead of trying to tighten the thread in your hand, let go when the wind comes.

8. The cause of every crash seems to be making a mountain out of a molehill. Only you know in your heart how many kilograms of sadness this straw has crushed.

9, the person who loves you, you casually say, he actually did it; People who don't love you, when you are finished, will never come back.

10, we are too young to know how long it will be in the future, long enough for me to forget you and long enough for me to like someone again, just like I liked you at the beginning.

1 1. If you are always ignored, why bring disgrace to oneself? If you don't cherish it: why bother to maintain it.

12, probably, everyone will meet people who can't be together, it's hard to let go, it's too tiring to persist, and love without time is the most painful.

13, who is not hypocritical, who is not fickle, who is not who. Why do you take some people and things so seriously?

14, at that time, we always thought that life only had to meet, but we didn't expect to miss it, regretted it, and it was too late.

15, you have loneliness in your eyes, but you always look strong. Your story hurts, but you seldom tell people what you are talking about.

16. Later vows of eternal love never touched me again. If you're not serious, I won't be serious. The wrong person is the wrong person, and you will never become the right person just because you can endure it or endure it for a long time.

17, even if we don't make it to the end, I won't feel sorry. You have your ups and downs, and I have my joys and sorrows. Since we don't have enough time to meet each other, let's hope that we will all wear our own pride and not disturb each other in the future.

18, in the world, not all people can pour out their hearts and tell each other their own. What passes by is scenery, and what passes by is guests.

19, inappropriate people always have to be separated. There is no need to work hard for an inappropriate relationship. You look like a dog when you ask for help, and you are particularly ugly when you cry.

20. Don't gossip about other people's second-hand life, and live your first-hand life seriously.

2 1, divide it if you want. Needless to say, you don't deserve me. We are not chargers, not cell phones.