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Where are you from? Tell me about it.

1, happiness is not immortality, not big fish and big meat, not the power of the ruling and opposition parties. Happiness is the realization of every tiny wish in life. Eat if you want, and be loved if you want to be loved.

2. The growth process of truly knowledgeable people is like the growth process of wheat ears: when the wheat ears are empty, the wheat ears grow quickly and proudly hold high, but when the wheat ears are mature and full, they begin to be humble and hang down. -Montaigne

3. The proper position in life is not close to money or power, but close to the soul; True happiness is neither wealth nor all the best, but a clear conscience.

Mature people have secrets, while immature people will tell their hearts every day. Know everything, say everything, perhaps because emotional intelligence is not enough. It is also a kind of sophistication to be able to swallow what you say.

5. All anger basically comes from having no money; They are all inspirational, and the basic goal is to make money; Basically, all happiness is rich.

6. Kindness and love are free, but not cheap. Your kindness needs a little sharpness; Your love needs some reason; Knowing people by their eyes, after all, not everyone deserves it.

7, popularity, not how many people know you, but how many people are willing to help you; Networking is not how many people you use, but how many people you help; Popularity is not how many people flatter you in front of you, but how many people praise you behind your back.

8. I have seen many people clearly, but I can't expose them at will; I hate many people, but I can't turn my face easily. Sometimes, life is to force yourself to obey and humiliate.

9. It is normal to be misunderstood, even by the closest people. Don't always expect others to think with you, after all, yet I feel the harmonious heart-beat of the Sacred Unicorn. When there is a contradiction, you might as well laugh it off, believing that time is the best running-in agent.

10, people must stand up to lies, perfunctory, cheating, forgetting promises and letting go of everything. What you lost, in fact, never really belonged to you, and you don't have to regret it.

A thought-provoking classic love story

A thought-provoking classic love story

1, format yourself just to delete you!

2. Men can't say no, and women can't just say it.

3. Life is a chess game. I am willing to be a chess piece. Although I am slow, anyone who sees me will take a step back.

4. Women are divided into married and unmarried, and men are divided into voluntary marriage and forced marriage.

Only those who keep secrets can get more secrets.

6. The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

7. The biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.

8. Happiness is a comparative thing, and you can only feel it when there is something at the bottom.

9. Men are most afraid of being said to be small, while women are most afraid of being said to be old.

10, the secret of staying young is to have a restless heart.

1 1, the so-called love story is that you say something that doesn't even match yourself.

12, play dumb, and when it's done, it's called playing dumb; Well done, it is called deep.

13. In the face of facts, the more developed our imagination is, the more disastrous the consequences will be.

14. People can't hide three things: cough, poverty and love. The more you try to hide, the more glass you are.

15, if betrayal is a kind of courage, then accepting betrayal requires more courage.

16, it doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

17, don't be afraid of * *, you resisted, which means you are a good person; Resisting failure means that you used to be a good person. ...

18, the camel does not shed tears, because it knows the preciousness of water; Girls don't cry because they haven't found anyone worth crying.

19, when you are lovelorn, even if you see two straight rails, you can't help but imagine them as two lines of tears, flowing to the horizon.

Julius Caesar, a Roman, shocked Europe, Asia and Africa. On his deathbed, he said to the waiter, "Please put my hand outside the coffin for the whole world to see. A great Caesar died empty-handed.

2 1, when a person doesn't love anyone, he can love anyone around him.

There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money.

23. What is romance? Send her 99 roses when you know she doesn't like you. What is waste? Just know that she likes you and send her 99 roses.

24. Rich people hold a money field, and those who have no money go home and get some money to hold a money field.

25. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

26. Same bottle of drinks, convenience store 2 yuan, five-star hotel 60 yuan. Many times, a person's value depends on his position.

27. The greatest sorrow of mankind is to take, not to give up, but to get without hesitation.

28. When you knew me, I didn't know you; I know you when you like me; I like you when you love me; I fell in love with you when you left me.

29, some things, knowing that it is wrong, but also insist, because unwilling; Some people, knowing their love, have to give up because there is no ending; Sometimes, knowing that there is no road, we are still moving forward because we are used to it.

30. He is diligent, that is, he just fell in love with you; He is clumsy because he loves you deeply; He's calm, but he's tired of you.

3 1, look back once in a while, otherwise you will always pursue it and don't know what you lost.

Before you say these words, you are their master, and after you say these words, you become their slave.

33. Men's mission is sacred and firm: First, to defend the motherland! The second is to listen to your own woman!

When we believe that we are already quite important to the world, in fact, the world is only ready to forgive our naivety.

35. Memory is like water in the palm of your hand. Whether you open it or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow through your fingers drop by drop.

36. Those who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes, but those who are afraid of debt are really poor.

37. When I was a child, I felt that my father was not simple. Later I felt that I was not simple. Later, I felt that my children were not simple.

38. People's greatest sorrow is that they want something but don't give up, and they want something but don't give up.

39. No matter how bad the relationship between a man and his wife is, the relationship with his mother-in-law is also good; No matter how good the relationship between a woman and her husband is, the relationship with her mother-in-law is also poor.

40. When people make mistakes, most of them think too much when they should use their true feelings, and they are too emotional when they should use their brains.

4 1, freedom is not doing what you want to do, but not doing what you don't want to do.

42. The most terrible thing in life is not that I don't know what tomorrow will be like today, but that I have watched it all my life and I can't change it.

43. The degree of trust in a friend is not whether you smile at him, but whether you are willing to cry in front of him.

44. The world won't care about your self-esteem, people will only look at your achievements. Don't overemphasize self-esteem until you achieve something.

45. When you can't help crying, keep your eyes open and don't blink. You will see the whole process of the world from clear to fuzzy.

46. Life is for career, not for care. Feelings are for maintenance, not for testing.

Thought-provoking classic conversations (70 articles)

First, if there is a length between heaven and earth, I will smile and count how long we have been in love.

Second, when you don't care about someone, the best attitude is to ignore them.

Third, the string is broken. Before playing the domain, the line along the way has no end.

Fourth, I don't want to care what others say, just like being lazy!

Youth is like cutting onions. We were all in tears, but we still enjoyed it.

I have an ideal city in my heart, and I love you.

If you are listening, please tell me what kind of love you need.

Eight, the most intense quarrel is only one minute, and what you said in that minute can't be made up for in a hundred minutes.

I hope to live in your eyes one day, and the vast sea of people is next to love.

Ten, waiting has nothing to do with time, it is a habit. It grows freely, but he can't resist.

I promised not to cry, but I cried when you left.

Our destination has been forgotten. Maybe I have arrived.

Thirteen, just a rehearsal, 52 1 is the official confession.

I don't believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more every day.

15. I once loved you silently and hopelessly.

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

Seventeen, some people are desperate for love, and some people hide it for a lifetime.

18. The person with the funniest behavior is always the first person to speak ill of others.

Sometimes, a person who advises you to leave may love you the most.

Twenty, many people will have different endings if they meet at another time.

2 1. She is still my weakness, but she is no longer my armor.

22, sweet mouth, is to tell you that I love you.

If you love well, don't play with the opposite sex. Play with it, trust will be gone, and trust will be weak without feelings!

24. I have an emotional cleanliness and can't tolerate sand. If I am not the only one, please keep your distance.

Twenty-five, when we are ignorant, there will always be such a person, let us be mean to him for many years.

Twenty-six, if so, she will always be a lonely woman.

Even if I have nothing, at least I can decide whether to give up.

Twenty-eight, don't be sad, comfort her when she is lost, and disappear when they make up. She will be happy.

Twenty-nine, feelings. I quit a long time ago. Don't talk about feelings in front of me in the future.

Thirty, I will make our love transparent and leave no flaws.

I am your indifferent mood, and you are my eternal love.

Thirty-two, the fairy tale is over, forgetting is happiness. What is wrong with believing? Believe in love.

33. I especially appreciate the real man who is indifferent to other girls but obsessed with his wife!

Thirty-four, I said, my love for you is like an hourglass, which keeps circulating and spreading.

Thirty-five, people are tired of living because they can't put down their shelves, tear their faces and solve their complex.

36. It's not that I don't want to say it, but that I can't say a lot, and it will be safer to keep it in my heart.

I believe everything you say except that I love you.

Thirty-eight, from 99 (for a long time) to 520 (I love you) and then to 13 14 (for life).

Thirty-nine, the snowflake fell in front of the window, turned into a drop of water, and flowed into my heart, cold.

Forty, time will not go back, and I will not look back.

If he never shows up, she may be brilliant all her life.

Forty-two, when you are sweet-talking with others, have you ever thought about the future you owe me?

Forty-three, when you love me, once satisfied, once forever.

Forty-four, what makes me reluctant is you, you or you.

At first we talked sweetly, but in the end we kept silent.

Forty-six, quietly waiting for you for a long time, you didn't come, but I am used to waiting.

47. Love that has passed away, friendship that has started again.

Forty-eight years ago, we yearned for love, but what we had was a long-lasting friendship.

Forty-nine, don't say I saw you, even if I think of you, I will smile.

Fifty is the most afraid of cherishing life. In the end, nothing can be left.

Fifty-one, there is no room for so many people in my world. If you don't like it, leave.

52. Love is beautiful, and love can overcome distance.

53. Is there anyone like me? Sometimes joking words are often the true thoughts in the subconscious.

Fifty-four, life is not long, I am willing to make mistakes with you.

Fifty-five, a person walking in a lonely street suddenly remembered that I love you.

56. I am single-celled, not feminine, thick-skinned, poor in figure, and like to make trouble without reason.

Fifty-seven, if I could sell lovely photos, I wouldn't be so ugly.

Fifty-eight, emotional things can't be said for sure, no one can be smooth sailing, as long as they have experienced storms, they want to be together.

Fifty-nine, although I was badly hurt, employers and employees came into this world with no intention of coming back alive.

60. I hope we can hold hands for life. I hope we can sleep together all our lives.

6 1. The world I saw was always gray and never brilliant.

Sixty-two, the original love needs two people to give each other confidence to go on, in order to really go on.

Sixty-three, I dare not use temporary courage to complete my long-term hope.

Sixty-four, at the end of this summer, no one saw me leave, and I was still alone.

Sixty-five, in order to cherish you, I am willing to let go of your hand. Don't be friends with you after recovery, I'm afraid I'm nostalgic.

66. If people are judged by superficial effects, love is more like hatred than friendship.

I fantasize that I am wearing a beautiful wedding dress, waiting for you to reach out to me.

If you think about self-esteem in love, there is only one reason: in fact, you still love yourself the most.

69. If you don't deteriorate in debauchery, you will deteriorate in silence.

Seventy, success is divided into two halves, half in the hands of God, that is fate; The other half is in my own hands, desperate.

Understanding the classic sentences of life is thought-provoking.

1. Forgive yourself once and everything will come from it.

2. For a long time, you will not only walk through one person's life, nor will you just walk through your life. Fate came, caught off guard; When fate goes, nothing can stop it. The only thing I can do is to hold on to cherish when I meet you; After I leave, I will remember it deeply in my heart.

3. Autumn faces the sky. The hut faces the moon. The moon is facing people. Sleep is just a form; Being drunk is no longer a problem; Wandering is no longer a pleasure. A character is an idea; In a word, it is an encounter with the outside world; The moon is a sickle for harvesting childhood. The floating cloud is the stepmother.

Time didn't really help us solve any problems, but made the problems we couldn't figure out at first unimportant.

Friendship can not only make people walk out of stormy feelings and into the sunny sky, but also make people get rid of dark and chaotic thoughts and enter bright and rational thinking.

6. If you think about life in the face of war, war will be weak.

7. Be ideal, not fantasy, passionate and not melodramatic. A contented mind is perpetual feast.

Treat comrades as warm as spring, work as hot as summer, individuals as autumn wind sweeps away leaves, and enemies as cruel as winter.

8. Make good use of your time! What do you want to know? Don't go too far.

9. What you remember today is what you will forget tomorrow and what you can't recall in the future. So, I'm afraid it's another dream when I wake up, dreaming that I didn't dream. Sleep is nothing but death that comes back every night.

10. Wisdom has three fruits: first, thoughtful thinking, second, proper language, and third, just behavior.

1 1. I don't belong to anyone. I belong to the whole world. I was in it before you came in, and I was still in it after you left.

12. When love comes to an end, the weak cry to find the next goal efficiently, while the smart one is ready for the next one.

13. Between people, just like between mountains, you call to the peak of the other person's heart: I respect you, then the echo in the opposite valley will be: I respect you.

14. Fear of the enemy suppresses your courage in vain, that is, it weakens your strength and increases the momentum of the enemy, which is equivalent to letting your stupidity attack you. Fear cannot be free from death, and the result of war is only death. To die in battle is to destroy death with death, and to die in fear is a slave to death.

15. Sometimes it takes more courage to live with humiliation than to die tragically.

16. Advanced and progressive ideas and beliefs have always been the source of the willpower, dauntless spirit and firmness of soldiers fighting for social progress.

17. The honor brought by a person's virtue is many times greater than the reputation of his wealth. Don't you see how many people are poor in money but rich in virtue?

18. Therefore, the sage is rich because of the weather, the wise man is rich because of the land, the staff sergeant leads the crowd, and the sergeant works hard.

19. If a person works hard, completes his work and seeks happiness for himself, he is competitive. Then I am strong!