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A good sentence and a good paragraph picked up in the morning and evening.

1, he died with nothing, leaving a young girl and his wife. A few people want to collect some money to help their girls with their future tuition, because once they propose, everyone will fight for the custody of the money-in fact, there is no such money yet, and everyone is bored and disappears invisibly.

The appearance of this book is still in sight. But as far as it is concerned, it is a very rough book. The paper is yellow; The image is also very poor, even almost straight lines, even the eyes of animals are rectangular. But that's my favorite book. It looks like a beast with a face. Hydra; A cow with one foot; Di Jiang is like a bag; Without a head, Xingtian, which takes the chest as the eye and the navel as the mouth, should also "dance in unity".

The one sitting in the back laughing is the student who failed last year. He has been in school for a year and is quite familiar with his story. They gave a lecture to the freshmen about the history of each professor. It is said that Mr. Fujino is very careless in his clothes and sometimes forgets to wear a tie. Winter is an old coat, shivering. Once I got on the train, the conductor suspected that he was a pickpocket and asked the guests on the bus to be careful.

4. She taught me many things. For example, if a person is dead, he should not say that he is dead, but must say "old"; People who have died and given birth to children, don't walk into the house; When a grain of rice falls to the ground, it must be picked up, and it is best to eat it; Under the bamboo pole used to hang pants, it is absolutely impossible to drill through ... In addition, it is largely forgotten now, and only the strange ceremony on New Year's Day can be remembered most clearly. Bottom line: it's all so complicated, it's still troublesome to think about it.

5, but she knows many rules; These rules are probably my impatience. The happiest time of the year is naturally New Year's Eve. After I resigned, I got lucky money from my elders, wrapped it in red paper and put it on my pillow. I can use it at will as long as I stay overnight. Sleeping on the pillow, looking at the red envelopes, thinking about the drums, swords, clay figurines and sugar bodhisattvas that I will buy tomorrow ... However, when she came in, she put another orange on the bed.

6. After everyone was shocked, they told each other with smiles and studied who the assassin was and how the Chinese characters were. But as long as they are from Shaoxing and don't read textbooks specifically, they have already understood. This is Xu Xilin. After he came back from studying abroad, he worked as an alternate road and ran as the governor in Anhui, which coincided with the assassination of the governor.

7. Somehow we all laughed, laughed at each other and felt sad. His eyes are still like that, but strangely, in recent years, his head has also had white hair, but maybe it has been there for a long time, and I didn't notice it before. He looks very cold in an old cloth jacket and worn cloth shoes. Talking about his own experience, he said that he later lost his tuition and could no longer study abroad, so he came back. After returning to my hometown, I was despised, rejected and persecuted, and there was almost no place to live. Now I am hiding in the countryside and teaching several primary school students to make a living. But sometimes I feel bored, so I also come to town by boat.

But at that time, at that time, I was really a little scared: I dug a deep pit, but I didn't see any gold. I buried it together, covered it with soil and stepped on it. what can I do? I think, although things may not come true, I am always afraid to hear that my parents are poor and see my white-haired grandmother. I have always felt that she is out of place with me. At least, she is a person who has some obstacles to my life. Later, this impression faded, but there was always something left until her death-which was probably unexpected by the Confucian who gave her twenty-four filial piety.

9. This kind of cheering is every time I watch a movie, but for me, this kind of voice is particularly harsh. After returning to China, I saw those people who watched the shooting of prisoners, and they all cheered like drunk-alas, I dare not even think about it! But in that place at that time, my opinion changed.

10, this is a tall man with long hair and white eyes. He always looks at others as if ignoring them. He squatted on the mat, and I generally opposed everything I said; I was surprised and paid attention to him. This just asks others: Who said that it is so cold? People I know told me that his name is Xu's student.

1 1. This method was taught by Runtu's father, but I can't use it well. Obviously, I saw them go in, pulled the rope and ran to have a look. There was nothing. It took me a long time to catch three or four. The father who moistens the soil can catch dozens of them in half a day, put them in a fork bag and scream and bump around. I once asked him the reasons for his gains and losses, and he just smiled quietly: You are too impatient to wait for it to come to the middle.

12, this scene of holding rice is "sending impermanence". Because he is a headhunter, any one of the dead people should be given wine and food. As for not giving him food, it was a joke during the game, but it wasn't. However, it is everyone's intention to joke with impermanence, because he is frank, talkative and human, and it is appropriate for him to find true friends.

13, some people say that he is a stranger, that is, he was originally a human being, but he went to work in the dark in his dream, so he was very human. I still remember a person who lived in a small house not far from my home, calling himself "impermanence" and often lit incense outside the door. But I think there's something fishy on his face. Is it possible that being a ghost will increase people's popularity? Whew! Ghosts and gods are hard to say. Let's put this aside for the time being.

14, oil flies sing here, crickets play the piano here. When you open a broken brick, you sometimes meet a centipede. If you hold down its spine with your fingers, you will clap your hands and spray a puff of smoke from behind. The vines of Polygonum multiflorum Thunb and Manglietia are intertwined. Manglietia has the fruit of Alternanthera philoxeroides, and Polygonum multiflorum has swollen roots. Some people say that the roots of Polygonum multiflorum Thunb are human-shaped, and they can become immortals after eating them. So I often pull them up, and I have been pulling them up constantly, and I have broken the mud wall, but I have never seen one of them like a person.

65438+ Then, there is a special set of foot colors in his halogen book: ghosts, impermanence.

16, all the applicants have moved away, and the family has changed from hectic to quiet. The morning sun shines on the western wall, and the weather is fine. Mother, worker, mother, that is, Chang, failed to be rescued, just silently waiting for me to read and recite. In the silence, I seem to have many iron tongs sticking out their heads to hold things born in the wilderness; I also heard my voice trembling in a hurry, like the chirping of crickets in late autumn night.

17, because Dongguan is far from the city, everyone got up early in the morning. Last night, a big ship with tiled windows on three sides berthed at Jiangkou, and the chairs, meals, tea, cooking and dessert boxes were moved down one after another. I laughed and danced, urging them to act quickly. Suddenly, the worker's face showed a very worried look. I knew something was wrong. Looking around, my father stood behind me.

18, sitting alone in the hall at night, I am very sad. I doubt that the news is true, but I think it is extremely reliable and there is no reason, although there is no evidence. There's nothing I can do. I only wrote four poems, which were later published in a daily newspaper, and now I am about to forget them. I only remember six sentences in a song. The first four sentences are: "Sir, talk about wine in the world. The little drinker is still drunk and slightly drunk. " I forgot a few words in the middle, and finally it was "the old friend is dead, and the rest are just dust."

19, I am not as happy as them. After sailing, the scenery in the waterway, the snacks in the box, and the excitement of Dongguan No.5 Club seem to have little meaning to me.

20. I was placed next to the rice bowl of a normal school principal, and Governor Wang gave our school 200 yuan. I love farming as a supervisor, and I still wear the same cloth robe, but I don't drink much and have little time to chat. He teaches while working, and he is really diligent.

2 1, oh, so there's another Huxley sitting in the study thinking like that, and thinking so fresh? After reading it in one breath, Natural Selection also came out, as did Socrates, Plato and Stoicism. There is also a newspaper reading room in the school. Needless to say, The Times and Compilation Research, the four words written by Zhang Lianqing in blue are very lovely.

22, lovely is the mast. But it's not like "zhina Tong" in East Neighbor, because it's "arrogant" and it's a symbol of something. Because it is very high, crows and magpies can only stop halfway on its wooden pallet. If people climb to the top of the mountain, they can see Lion Mountain and overlook Mochou Lake-but I really can't remember now whether they can really overlook that far. And it is not dangerous. There is a net under it. Even if it falls, it's just like a small fish falling into a net. In addition, since the net was laid, it is said that no one has fallen.

23. A few days before I left, he asked me to go to his house and gave me a photo with two words written on the back: "Farewell" and said he hoped to give him mine. But I didn't take pictures at this time; He asked me to take photos and send them to him in the future, and then he kept writing to tell him the situation.

24. Someone in the back laughed. He went on to talk about the history of Japanese anatomy, and those books, large and small, were all works on this subject from the beginning to the present. At first, some of them were wired; Others copied China's translation. Their translation and research on new medicine were not earlier than China's.

25. What children expect, besides Chinese New Year and festivals, is probably the time to welcome God's game. But my home is very remote, and by the time the parade of the sports meeting passes by, it must be afternoon, and the ceremonies and the like have been reduced and reduced, and there are very few left. I often wait for a long time with my neck stretched out, only to see a dozen people rushing by with a gold-faced or blue-blushed idol. So, it's over.

26. Tokyo is no different. When the cherry blossoms in Ueno rot, they look like a crimson light cloud, but under the flowers, there are groups of "Qing students" crash courses, with big braid overhead and towering above the students' hats, forming a Mount Fuji. There are also braids that dissolve and flatten, except hats, which are shiny and visible, just like a little girl's bun and her neck twisted a few times. It's really beautiful.

27. Of course, when I first entered, I could only be a student in Class Three. There is a desk, a stool, a bed and only two beds in the bedroom. The students in the first two classes are different, there are two tables and two stools or three stools and one bed, and there are also three beds. Not only do the students in Class Three go to the lecture hall with a pile of thick and big foreign documents, but they are not the only ones who dare to face them squarely. Open your elbows even if you are empty-handed, like a crab. The lower classes can't get out of the back door before him. This crab-like celebrity has been gone for a long time now. Four or five years ago, I found this posture on the broken leg lounge chair of the Ministry of Education. However, this master was not sent by lightning, which shows that the attitude of crabs is quite common in China.

28. Needless to say, green vegetable fields, smooth stone wells, tall acacia trees and purple mulberry trees; Needless to say, cicadas are singing in the leaves, fat wasps are squatting on cauliflower, and the swift call to the son of heaven (lark) suddenly rushes to the sky from the grass. Just around the short mud wall, it has unlimited interest.

29. It doesn't matter to others. My mother was the first to worry and told me not to go out again. But I went as usual and made it clear that Wang Jinfa wouldn't kill us. Although he was born in Greenwood University, it is not easy to kill people. Besides, I got the money from the school, and he can understand, but I'm just saying.

30. I informed Mr. Fujino about it; Several classmates who know me very well are also unfair. They went to blame the director for the rudeness of the inspection and asked them to publish the inspection results. Finally, the rumor was eliminated, but the director worked hard and took back the anonymous letter. Finally, I returned this Tolstoy letter to them.

3 1, graduation, naturally everyone is looking forward to it, but when it comes to graduation, it is somewhat refreshing. Climbed the mast several times, needless to say, I don't deserve to be half a sailor; After listening for several years, can you dig up gold, silver, copper, iron and tin after several mines? I'm really not sure about myself, and it's not as easy as "if a worker wants to do a good job, he must sharpen his tools first". Climbing 20 feet into the sky and drilling 20 feet into the ground, I found nothing. Learning is "above, he looked for the green void, below, the yellow spring, but he didn't find the person he was looking for in either place." There is only one way left: to go abroad.

This is a tall man with long hair and white eyes. He always looks at others as if ignoring them. He squatted on the mat, and I generally opposed everything I said; I was surprised and paid attention to him. This just asks others: Who said that it is so cold? People I know told me that his name is Xu's student.

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34, underworld, if you want to be safe, it is impossible to praise. Especially those who often love pen and ink, in today's China, under the rule of rumors, talk about what "words and deeds are consistent". We can learn from the past. I heard that Sui Fu, the postscript of A Zhi, once answered a girl's question and said, "Only those who find happiness in the facts of life can live. If they see nothing, they might as well die. " So a man named Mi Halloff wrote a letter and laughed at him, saying ... so I sincerely advise you to kill yourself by suicide, because this is logical first, and your words and deeds will not run counter to each other. "

35. After the school year experiment, I went to Tokyo for a summer and returned to school in early autumn. The results have been published. Among more than 100 students, I am in the middle, but I am not behind. Teacher Fujino's homework this time is anatomy practice and local anatomy.

36. I really sweated for my children at first, and I didn't feel relaxed until I dug up a bucket of gold. However, I am not only afraid of being a dutiful son myself, but also afraid of my father being a dutiful son. The family is getting worse and worse, and I often hear my parents worry about firewood; Grandma is old again. If my father should learn from Guo Ju, then I should be buried. It would be a blessing if I could dig a bucket of gold without going out of shape, but at that time, although I was young, I seemed to understand that there might not be such a smart thing in the world.

37. I always go up and down to find the blackest, blackest and blackest mantra. First, I will curse all those who oppose and hinder the vernacular Chinese. Even if a person really has a soul after death, he should go to hell because of this worst heart, and he will never repent. He must first curse all those who oppose and hinder the vernacular.

38. I just recalled an incident the other day. Because there was a meeting at the same level, the director wrote an advertisement on the blackboard. The last sentence is "Please attend the meeting and don't miss it", and a circle is added next to the word "missed". Although I thought the circle was ridiculous at the time, I didn't mind at all. Only then did I realize that the word was mocking me, saying that I had a problem leaked by the teacher.

39. All the pictures of the underworld I have seen are my family's old books, not my own. The first picture book I received was a gift from an elder: Twenty-four Filial Pieties. Although this is only a thin book, the picture below says that there are fewer people and more ghosts, which is unique to me and makes me very happy. Everyone seems to know the story there; Even illiterate people, such as Chang, can see the story at a glance. However, I was happy, and then I was disappointed, because I asked someone to tell 24 stories before I realized that "filial piety" was so difficult, and I completely despaired of my previous wishful thinking and plans to be a filial son.

40. We don't have a long surname there; She is short and fat, and "long" is not an adjective. That's not her name. I remember she said her name. What girl, I have forgotten now, in short, not a long girl; I finally don't know her last name. I remember that she also told me the origin of this name: there was a female worker in my family who was very tall, and this was Zhen Achang. Later, she went back, and my girl came to fill the vacancy. But because everyone was used to screaming, she didn't change her mind and became a dragon mother from then on.

4 1. I haven't taken a photo for many years since I left Sendai, and I'm afraid to write because the situation is boring, just to disappoint him. After more than a year, it is even more difficult to talk about, so although I sometimes want to write, it is difficult to write. So far, I haven't sent a letter and a photo. From his side, it seems that after he left, there is no news.