A humorous classic quotation, profound and philosophical (put away)

1, people who weigh less than 100 are either flat-chested or short.

2. Life is nothing more than making others smile and occasionally smiling at others.

3. When there is no money, the wife and secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.

4. The rich are afraid that others will know that they have money, while the poor are afraid that others will know that they have no money.

5. Women like men with security, but men are often attracted to women with insecurity.

6, finished, you also ignore me, I became a dog ignore.

7. Although ugly, I want to be beautiful.

8. Youth is running wildly, and then falling down beautifully.

9. I stayed in a nervous crowd for a long time and found myself normal.

10, women mix well, wear less, men mix well, and their hair falls backwards.

1 1, the loneliness that no amount of water can be drunk.

12, time and marriage will make a man mature, but time is slow and marriage is fast.

13, once in a while, a silent life will make you feel great, and a silent life will be miserable.

14 In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, no one will chase you. It's yours.

15, if you can't tolerate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

16, of course God will forgive me, because that's his profession.

17, the so-called perfect marriage is: the man is finished and the woman is beautiful.

18, there may be love in this world, just as experts are studying whether there are aliens.

A profound sentence

A profound sentence

1. The most beautiful flower in the world is not a rose, hibiscus or peony, but a smile.

2, painful and mature, happy and full, life is originally composed of sour and sweet. Thank life for everything with a grateful heart, and create your unique life with strength. In adversity, racing with bulls, everything is not important. Isn't this an understanding? !

Disappointment in life is not worth our depression, sadness and disappointment. Look at the world in a different way, in a different attitude and from a different angle. The misfortune in life may become the brightest light in life, and a beautiful world will appear in front of us. ...

I don't like others to look at me with colored eyes, and I don't like to treat others with colored eyes.

5, in life, moved by family friendship, love, pain, sadness, frustration, like an old friend of life, often accompanied by around. In the face of painful, sad and frustrated life, there are two attitudes, one is to take the initiative to meet and the other is to bear passively. Only those who meet actively will live a wonderful life.

6. Materialism, of course, is human instinct. Possession and seeking, pursuit and acquisition are probably innate.

7, joys and sorrows, holding the hands of the annual rings, never-ending progress, is healthy and stable, twisting these most essential things of the original ecology into a rope, tying the heart into a kite to fly, jumping into the air, and seeing the blue of the sky and the green of the earth.

8. Being a man requires us to study for a lifetime. On the road of our growth or at any moment in our life, we need to constantly revise our own laws, so that we can integrate ourselves into the stage of life with a kind and beautiful attitude and win the trust of others in social life.

9. A thousand miles in a lifetime, Mo Wen's success or failure depends on it. He is calm and indifferent. Instead of looking up in the glory of others, it is better to light your own heart lamp, sail and sail, grasp the truest self, and let yourself interpret yourself more deeply. ...

10. Life is a long journey, and every day is a scenery along the way. Different scenery can make a wonderful life, and the same dust can only bring boring travel and lost destinations.

1 1, life hopes to be smooth sailing, but there are often storms; The hope of life is like a river, but there are always eddies and counter-currents.

12 Sometimes, being a person also makes us think a lot. As the philosopher said, the ultimate of being a man is plain, but how many people can really do this? Because people's desires and moral cultivation are different, people are different. This is because people get together and birds of a feather flock together, which can be distinguished.

13, a person lives in this world, no matter you are an important person or a trivial person, as long as there are people around you, you will become a point in the coordinate, and this point must be connected vertically and horizontally. So this constitutes a variety of complex emotional relationships in the family, neighborhood and unit society.

14, some people always complain when they encounter problems; But some people can always forgive others for blaming themselves, analyze rationally, grasp the priorities of problems and put them into action. This is a sign of maturity, Excellence, responsibility and responsibility.

15, in life, many things always have some failures, sadness, sadness, frustration ... How many times can things in life be realized? Maybe none of this matters. As long as you open the window of your heart, you will find everything is so harmonious and beautiful.

16, yesterday has passed, and looking back is indeed eternal. Today is not over yet, and the dusk is beautiful.

17, a person without an ideal is like a gun without a sight, and a person without a goal is like a feather flying around. Sometimes we all have huge feet to climb the sky, and sometimes we all have wings to soar, but we don't have a pair of eyes to see the fog of the world and a heart to appreciate life.

18. Life is like an endless drudgery. Don't be afraid and refuse to suffer. Overcoming difficulties is the power of life. Any experience is an accumulation. The more you accumulate, the more mature you become. The more you experience, the heavier your life will be.

19, in life, we don't need to embarrass ourselves and question ourselves. Sometimes, we can't understand or learn something well, but we think and accept problems from different angles.

20. Life is only a few decades. Everyone comes to take a walk with the world, but only borrows a body from the years. Where they came from, they will eventually go back. Only in this process, some people left their souls in this world, and some people brought their souls into the soil.

In a word, philosophy has a profound personality.

1, in life, there is one person to miss, and that is fate; There is a person who misses himself very much and is very happy.

2. When one kind of happiness is far away, another kind of happiness is approaching.

Emotional debt is like an ocean of time, which we can't cross.

4, love must be the premise of marriage, and cherish, is a necessary obsession.

The so-called youth means that you can pursue what you want without fear, no matter what it is.

6. I will always cry on your generous shoulders, but I just feel wronged. I have never found traces of tears on your cheeks. I always like to be spoiled in your warm arms, so I know I am happy. But you never know that there are fragile corners in your heart.

7. Forgetting and giving up is the best interpretation of love. Turning around is a new beginning, and I will be stronger from now on.

No matter how sentimental you have been before, no matter how beautiful and gorgeous your previous vows are, you must learn to forget the past, because that person will never come back.

9. Facing the future, if life urges us to make a choice, then I will definitely choose a grass-like lifestyle and defend my ideal world in the face of the faint sunset.

10, a man's name appears repeatedly in a woman's mouth, and the subtext is that I love him, whether praising that man or scolding that man. So if someone keeps talking about you, just follow.

1 1, you don't believe in love at first sight, but one day, you fall in love with someone at first sight, and he is a person who doesn't believe in love at first sight just like you.

12, I didn't mean to love you so much, just because you have filled my heart.

13, a person's life can be very happy, but only one person can't say happiness. Happiness is having a relationship with another person or people. They may be your family or someone you love.

14, I always thought the worst thing was that you left me. In fact, what saddens me most is that you have a harder life than me.

15, I can only tell why I don't like someone, but I can't tell why I like someone.

16, there are many reasons for breaking up, and there is only one reason for combining. The reason is: no reason is needed!

17, one person has one person's loneliness, and two people have two people's loneliness.

18, lovelorn is really not a crime, and people who are obsessed with mistakes are the most ignorant.

19, love is born and dies. Love is old and sick. If you can't cure it, you will die. Love is dying. It's time. Why do you want to fall in love and refuse to let go

20. In your love, I don't want to forget.

20 in-depth classic one-sentence sentiment quotations

20 in-depth classic one-sentence sentiment quotations

1, the first time I saw you, you were the only one in the crowd who was beautiful. I just took a look and my heart moved.

No matter how difficult the road ahead is, as long as you are in the right direction, no matter how bumpy it is, you are closer to happiness than standing in the same place.

3. When a person regards loneliness as the beauty of life dating and faces it with a calm and calm attitude, there will be no real loneliness.

4, we have a natural inertia, always thinking about eating the least suffering, taking the shortest detour and getting the maximum benefit. There are some things that others can do for you, but they can't feel for you. Without this mental journey, even if you succeed again, the spiritual field is still barren. The happiness of success and the satisfaction of harvest are not at the end of struggle, but in the process of struggle.

5. Truth has such power. The more you want to attack it, the more your attack will enrich and prove it. Galileo

6. For everyone, there is only one real duty: to find yourself. Then stick to his life in his heart, wholeheartedly and never stop. All other roads are incomplete, an escape road, a cowardly return to the public ideal, a drift and an inner fear. -"Demian"

7. What others think is important is not necessarily your pursuit. Only you know what is most appropriate.

8. One of the signs of maturity is knowing how to ridicule, not only mocking the world but also mocking yourself. Don't be opinionated, don't get to the bottom of everything, don't be unreasonable, don't try to change others, don't demand others with your own moral standards, learn to understand the strangest things, learn to appreciate the artistic style farthest from yourself, in short, learn to be casual and learn to be tolerant.

9. Pick up what should be picked up and throw it away. Because, only when it's over will the beginning begin.

10, calm down and think of you, and feel that everything is incredible. I didn't know that love was so beautiful, and it was so beautiful in the depths. I really don't want anyone to take care of us. Nobody cares. It has nothing to do with anyone. I tell you, when I think of you, I will smile at this ugly face. —— Wang Xiaobo

1 1, the joy of life is not life itself, but our fear of rising to a higher life; The torture of life is not life itself, but the self-torture we have because of that fear. -Kafka

12, I want you to believe the old sayings of warmth, beauty, trust, dignity and strength. I don't want you to be decadent, empty, confused, ruin yourself and hurt others. You should have a strong heart. We must believe that time will pass, and we will not be worn and yielded. I say I love the world, not because I am in an ivory tower. It was only after knowing that it was dark, dirty and ugly outside that I had to say such a thing. -Bai Bangni "A Letter to My Sister"

13, Acacia is a long draft, but it is often very short when published.

14, only one person can hear his own voice when traveling. It will tell you that the world is wider than you think. There will be no outlet in your life. You will find yourself with a pair of wings and you can fly without anyone's permission. Wu Danru

15, in fact, it is not terrible for men to lie. The terrible thing is that women will become accomplices and lie to themselves with men.

16, all girls should have the belief that I am single, not afraid of loving again, not afraid of getting hurt, and not forgetting anyone. There is no special reason for dog blood, but the right person hasn't appeared yet. People who are really willing to tolerate me, cherish me and accompany me all my life are still on the road. Before he came, I was not afraid of loneliness, I would rather have nothing than nothing. Happy motto

17. Dreams are held too high to reach and can only be treasured. It's been a long time, moldy and has changed its taste. With a legitimate reason not to touch it, I will feel at ease and continue to be shelved. -Seven years of viola.

18, beauty must be delivered to the same beauty. You know, mountains and rivers, vegetation and dust are all your heart. Only when you are clean and stable can you see the autumn waters and the bright moon. -Annie, baby

19, no one can hurt you with salt unless you have suppuration yourself. No one can hurt you unless you want to.

20. Sadness is the most chewy taste. Without experiencing this kind of pain, it is impossible to ponder the happiness of other lives.