Tik Tok 74 jokes about drunkenness.

1, wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in my heart!

Up to now, I hate drinking and your false promises after drinking.

3. Looking forward to the happiness in your dreams. Time can't put out the wine of love, and distance can't open the hand of missing.

4, a little happy, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.

The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink like this know a lot, but they hardly do anything.

If you are drunk today, you will worry about tomorrow.

7. People can't drink in rivers and lakes, and people can't drink high in rivers and lakes.

8, well, smoking for the first time, a little choking; It's a little spicy for the first time; It hurts to love someone for the first time. This cigarette, this wine, this person is unforgettable.

9. There are thousands of glasses of wine, so how many can you drink?

10, when will there be a bright moon? I take my glass from a distance.

1 1, I went to drink that night, how much I wanted to get drunk, and then I listened to who else was in my heart. It's a pity that I didn't get drunk that night and fell to bed and cried. I admit I miss him.

12, planning to get drunk on the map. When drinking is a song, strong music is still tasteless. I don't regret that my belt is getting wider and wider, which makes people haggard for Iraq.

13, men live like dogs without drinking, men live like eunuchs without smoking, women live without makeup, and women live without smoking.

14, a glass of turbid wine is Wan Li's destination, but Ran Yan hasn't lost his mind.

15, wine is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. I found out after I was drunk, but I didn't remember the people around me. It's just that the wine soaked my whole body, from my heart to my heart.

16, I am not drunk, but lonely.

17, my city comrades came here to see me off. When each of them drank his glass, I said to him.

18, find a reason to get drunk, and my heart is full of wounds.

19, how much sadness can there be, just like a pot of Erguotou.

20. Wine is a catalyst for inspiration and emotion. It is said that this person wants to drink to the moon, and there are hundreds of drinking poems.

2 1, there is no cloud in the sky and drought in the ground. That cup just now doesn't count.

22. Last night, on my cousin's birthday, four people made 12 bottles of Erguotou for Red Bull, unconscious. I couldn't drink it at all, and I finally threw up in a fog.

I only have loneliness and wine: I don't blame him for not accompanying me.

24. I have been brave for too long and decided to live alone for you.

25. Even if you drink alone, don't come to me again. Those deep love that can't be said quietly tell the wind that you want to be happy and I will be here with you!

26, emotional iron is not iron, iron, then it is not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are not deep, you are not afraid of dribs and drabs.

27, tonight is a rare event, * * * this lamp is candlelight.

He told me that if I quit drinking, my stomach would hurt. I said putting down the cup would break my heart.

29. If you can't drink porridge in the morning, please make up the wine in the middle of the night.

30, quantity is not a gentleman, no poison is not a husband.

3 1, if others don't know, unless you drink.

32, the years are still long, you are kind-hearted, and eventually someone will accompany you to ride a horse and drink.

33. When I was a child, I thought wine was bitter. I don't understand why adults like it so much. When I grow up, I find that wine is really much sweeter than life.

34. The people who accompany you to drink are not necessarily friends, but those who get drunk and send you home are true friends.

35. It's easy for a few friends to get drunk, but it doesn't matter if one person gets drunk. I don't know if this is self-mockery or comfort.

36. Will goodwill be guaranteed? I think the Milky Way is a long way. Cen Can old man, 70 years old, still sells wine, with thousands of pots and pans at the door.

37. I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than an emotional crack.

38, leisurely, red wine beauty, wine fragrance with endless drunkenness, drunk but not drunk.

39. Since we can't be together, let that emotion stay in our hearts and memories.

40, wine luminous cup, want to drink pipa immediately. Don't laugh when you are drunk on the battlefield. How many people fought in ancient times?

4 1, the biggest sorrow is: I love what is in the cup, but I regret my ignorance.

42. Before drinking, I belonged to the world; After drinking, the world belongs to me.

43. Girls who smoke, drink and get tattoos all have a story they don't want to tell.

44. The song is not finished, people are scattered, the wine is not drunk, and the heart is broken.

45. A bad drinker drinks mostly to vent, while a good drinker gives up drinking to bury something deep in his heart.

46, drunk to solve thousands of worries, drunk to know love. When you are sad and unhappy, you always think, forget it when you are drunk, but after being drunk, the whole world is blurred, but you become clear.

47. But for a while, I had these friends who cheered me up at the end of spring.

48. One cries and one laughs. One drinks and one makes trouble.

49. She always cries when drinking, saying that she would lose without you.

50. I am strong, so strong that you really think I don't need to rely on. I won't cry but laugh forever.

5 1, commodity economy is widely circulated, and opening up enlivens two cups.

52. I will never drink alone again before I forget you. I'm afraid I can't help calling again, which will make you angry.

Don't blame men for smoking or women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

54. Wine is just one cup after another, but the heart is not drunk and drunk again.

55, men don't drink, waste in the world.

56, looks like water, tastes spicy, drinks haunted, stumbles up, looks for water at night, and regrets getting up early.

57. Paralyze yourself with alcohol until the wound no longer hurts. No amount of pure alcohol can paralyze my love for you.

I don't like the taste of wine, but I like the feeling of being drunk.

59. A person can walk, drink, read and travel; However, a cup of tea is rare. A drinking, may be menjiu; One drinks tea, but it is more likely to be a realm.

60. I am drunk. Tears come before wine.

6 1, don't drink alone, it hurts your stomach, don't smoke alone, it hurts your lungs, and don't wait for him, it hurts.

62. Young people leave home and old people come back. I'll ask this young lady to have a drink with me.

63. Strive for the upper reaches, and then the upper reaches, which is worthy of being first-class in China and praised in the world.

64. You don't need to drink, and watching flowers can be intoxicating.

65. I want to drink because I won't think of you when I'm drunk. But you dare not get drunk because you talk a lot.

66. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

67. Drinking alone is not loneliness; drinking alone is loneliness.

68. Enjoy the freeze of time, and look for the once sweet moisture and tenderness in the swaying red wine glass.

69. I said I was drunk to eight, and my wife loved me to eight, but you drank until you vomited and loved to break up.

Paralyze yourself with alcohol until the wound is no longer painful. No amount of pure alcohol can paralyze my love for you.

Bad luck has frosted my temples, and heartache and fatigue are a thick layer of dust in my wine.

72. Every confidant has a thousand glasses of wine, so drinking is not speculative.

73. Sometimes, I don't expect someone who can drink to accompany me. If someone can accompany me, even if I don't say a word.

74. I learned to drink when I was alone, and I learned to smoke when I was alone. Slowly, I became bad.