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Girl, don't be silly. The person who loves you the most in the world married your mother. 2. "Why did you choose me?" "This answer is very long. I need to answer you all my life." If you ignore me, I feel that the whole world ignores me. When you care about me, I can't help but ignore the whole world. I love you a little more than yesterday and a little less than tomorrow. If you fail a person who loves you deeply, you will meet someone who hurts you the most. 6. After breaking up, all love stories became jokes. Every time I miss you, a grain of sand falls from the sky and forms the Sahara. Every time I miss you, a drop of water falls from the sky, thus forming the Pacific Ocean. 8. Love is born with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. 9. The pinyin of sleep is sleep, and the pinyin of insomnia is sleep. The only difference between the two is that there is a "u" missing. 10, there is always one person who is the reason for your duplicity. 1 1, men like to start a love with friendship, and women like to end a love with friendship. 12, "Why did you give up treatment", "Because I love you hopelessly" 13, I don't want to dwell on the past, worry about missing it, and humble myself. If you do this, I don't love it. 14. Interpretation of League of Legends: LOL = Temptation exceeds love. Seduce things and ruin feelings. 15, if a person really cares about you enough, then he can always find time to accompany you, without excuses, lies or broken promises. 16, the most beautiful love is to fall in love with the most unexpected person when you least expect it. 17, your attack is sloppy, and my defense is vulnerable. 18, the most taboo in love is that both of them fantasize about each other's future, but always think about each other's past. 19, I really want to rush to your house, kick the door open, pull you up, and hold you in my arms to tell you that I miss you. 20. If my hand accidentally touches yours, will you avoid it or hold it firmly? 2 1, it turns out that the world of love is so big that it can hold hundreds of grievances; It turns out that the world of love is very small, as small as three people, and it is suffocating. 22. The opening of the lovers' space needs the consent of two people, and the closing only needs one person, just like falling in love. 23. It was love at first sight when I met someone for the first time with a temperature of 38.6. 24. If love is like a mountain, the more men go up, the more women they can look down and the less men they can look up. 25. The best relationship is that you can be yourself completely, and your other half is still infatuated with the real you. 26. When I say I like you, will you hug me and say, "Shit, I stopped talking! ! ! "27. Love lies not in how many times you say" I love you ",but in how to prove that what you say is true. 28. I'm willing to bet that I only love you forever. 29. I can give you a warm hug at 37.5℃ on a day at 0℃. 30. The nicest words are not "wife", "baby" and "I love you", but "Hello sister-in-law!" 3 1, every child who stays up late will have someone in his heart who can't let go. 32. Love is like two people pulling a rubber band. The injured one is always unwilling to let go. 33. Love is like a face in the mirror. The closer you get, the less you can see it. 34. There will always be someone in your life who will let you know why you have no result with others. 35. Only bow your head when lighting a cigarette and be gentle with the person you love. 36. Every talk about labor is addressed to you. The whole world is moving, but you don't respond. 37. People who really love you will never leave you. Even if he has thousands of reasons to give up, he will always find a reason to stick to it. It takes many years to warm a heart, but it only takes a moment to cool it. 39. What can move me is never rhetoric, but just a gentle and sincere heart. 40. "Does your wife have any shortcomings?" "yes! More like the stars in the sky! " "Does your wife have many advantages?" "Not quite like the sun in the sky." "Then why do you love her so much?" "Because the stars can't be seen as soon as the sun comes out!" QQ classic love story 2 1. Whenever I secretly look at you, I collide with your eyes, just like a thief who is caught is rewarded. 2, accompany you to boil your thoughts into hugs, like to boil into deep love, and youth into a lifetime. 3, you are a rain in my dry years, you come to my heart's content, I can't afford to get sick. There are more than 6 billion people in this world, but at a certain moment, only this one person can defeat thousands of troops. Say hello when I meet you, and then run home for half an hour. 6. I'm so vain. I just hope you are good to me, only to me, and let everyone know that you are good to me. 7. I walked through the most boundless sea of people, and it was not just an accident that I met you. QQ love story encyclopedia. 8, the phone vibrates, and there is a message "I decided to confess!" . He and she have always been good friends, but she has always loved him. "Oh ... then come on." "I waited outside her house for a long time and didn't dare to knock." "Got the nerve to knock at the door! I support you! " "Do you think she will agree?" "I don't know." She put down her mobile phone and shed tears reluctantly. The phone shook again, but it was a phone call. She replied, "Please open the door, I still dare not knock." 9. What if there are too many thorns? There's no harm in being alone. Because of you, I can ride the wind and waves. 10, I also traveled all over the campus to see you. 1 1, you are my southeast and northwest, more than all mountains and rivers. If I look at you more, I'll be on cloud nine. 12, I like someone in my life, and I want to exhaust all my amorous feelings so that he can't feel at ease when he is not with me in the future. 13 actually, my smile is very low. The lowest level is that I smiled when I saw you smile. 14, you can talk and laugh with many people, I can't, I just miss you. 15, just looking up at the sky with you, the common scenery on weekdays will become different. 16. Actually, I don't have procrastination. I will open it as soon as I get the courier, press the alarm clock as soon as it rings, eat snacks as soon as I open it, and laugh as soon as you appear. If I get married one day, I hope it's because of love, not age. 18, you passed by my barbarism and panic, affectation and absurdity. You are the container of those years, and you are more than the past to me. 19. Some people are crazy if they don't touch it, and some people sleep enough if they don't love it. 20. I hope that when you appear, you will rub my head, hold me in my ear and say, I'm sorry I didn't come until now and kept you waiting for too long. 2 1. Cats will make noise when they see balls, dogs will bark when they see food, and I will laugh when I see you. 22. What do women who have been protected by lions think of wild dogs? How can a man who has been loved by flowers see weeds? 23. I am willing to develop all my abilities and set off your radiant light with deep affection. 24. People like me who eat soft and don't eat hard are naturally spoiled. If you yell at me, I will yell back, but if you mainly treat me, I will become very good.