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Talk about people who like melons everywhere.
1, 202 1 New Year's resolution: if you eat melons, you won't get to your home, and your house won't collapse.
2. One gave birth secretly, the other threw it away secretly, and I was the only one who was at a loss in Gua Tian.
3,2021,magically begin to understand, moisten soil thorns, melons one after another.
4, eat melons and don't believe in melons, you, me and him are happy. 5. This year's 202 1 will not appear in Gua Tian.
6. As far as I'm concerned, it's not just Gua Tian people, it's not just the collapse of houses, but the extent of the earthquake.
7. It's amazing! ! It turns out that this year is the centenary birthday of the people who eat melons written by Mr. Lu Xun.
8. There are melons and roads, and it is difficult to move without melons.
9. There are so many melons these days that my copywriting team is almost eating melons.
10, paparazzi can't do it this year. If you want to eat some melons, you have to blow yourself up.
1 1, I almost thought this year was not the Year of the Ox, but the Year of the Yan.
12, don't care about watermelon, only care about cherry.
13, today's copy: eat melon girl.
No one will care about Wang Feng unless he is pregnant now.
15, I have to change trains. As long as I run fast, the collapsed house can't catch up with me
16, this prosperous time, as Jinjiang wishes.
17, have fun eating melons.
18, people sit in Gua Tian, melons come from the sky.
19, at this moment, I feel like jumping up and down in Gua Tian. Tired of eating melons.
20. I am sick today. The doctor examined me and said that there was not a grain of rice in my stomach, but all melons.
2 1, this 2 1 year has given President Jinjiang a new idea.
Congratulations to Mr. Wang Feng for grabbing the headlines for the 28th time? Defeated
23, boy! This can't call the house collapsed. I want to call Wang Feng, director of the demolition office.
24, everyone in Weibo, although the copy is different, but the essence is to eat melons. You have to believe in metaphysics, such as Wang Fengfa's new song.
26. The entertainment industry has fully recovered this year, and the marketing number has completed the KPI for the whole year in one month.
27. You can eat as many melons as you want this month. There will be many variety shows in Li Fei! !
28. People who want to eat melons should eat melons rationally and never imitate them.
29. This new melon is big enough. Ben Yan is satisfied.
30. It is highly suspected that Yan will will soon replace cattle as one of the zodiac animals.
3 1, the war of peace songs and music, the internal entertainment started, and the whole northwest Shanxi was in chaos.
32. Melons for entertainment are everywhere, and only Li Fei is seriously making money.
33. I am a fork I looked for Yan everywhere, and there were sweet potatoes everywhere.
Isn't Wang Feng just trying to make a new song? What bad ideas can he have?
35. So, what's the name of Wang Feng's new song at the end of the month? Doll machine. Doll machine? Really?
The above is the experience of eating melons for everyone to appreciate, and I like to remember to collect them.
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