Shit, be gentle. Interesting sentences

1, troubles are in the body and cannot be removed, but there is a holy place. If you find out today, you can solve the pain of my abdominal distension for many days. Wonderful, wonderful!

2. Farewell to defecation is the pursuit of toilet, or the non-retention of ass. The lines are reincarnated here, and the character is revealed here!

3. When you are in a bad mood, go to the toilet. After dinner, he said to the toilet with a ferocious face, "Give me something to eat!" " "

4. This restaurant has a good scenery, with fish, meat and chicken soup. No money, no tickets, just two or three pieces of waste paper.

The mountain gate opened with a bang and a yellow dragon emerged from the hole. Suddenly turned into a mountain, steaming and smoking.

6. The stool is squatting in the toilet, but it is ruthlessly discarded into the toilet by the ass.

7, life since ancient times, who has no shit, who has no paper.

8. Early risers are trapped by money; People who sleep late are trapped by love; People who talk nonstop are trapped in the toilet.

9. The scholar spent a long time in the toilet. Not dry intestines, but research in deep pits.

10, step on both sides of the river and hit the center with a gun; The seemingly hidden front is actually a golden wall.

1 1, tight before coming, loose after coming out!

12, emergency message, the plane is coming. Drop the bomb first, then sound the alarm.

13, open the door to convenience and solve the worries of the following shares.

14, heroes of the world bow down here!

15, don't do anything wrong and pour all the dirty water on yourself. I have to save it for flushing the toilet!