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A very cool and cool WeChat personalized signature

1. Who is the most awesome and who is the most popular? Besides Lei Feng, it’s me!

2. Labor and management love you. If you are unhappy, you will bite me!

3. If you want to leave, just leave. I don’t have to pester you.

4. You are cool, don’t pretend to be cool, and kick a bitch when you see her.

5. Do you think my heart is made of titanium alloy, stainless steel, waterproof, fireproof, and lightning-proof?

6. The longest relationship I have ever been in was narcissism. I love myself and have no rival.

7. Don’t hang on to me just because I like you. When I don’t like you anymore, who can give you the right to be so arrogant?

8. You are so smart that you are playing tricks with me, and you are secretly pleased with yourself, but you don’t know that I am acting crazy and controlling the situation. I have already seen through you, and I am even acting with you.

9. Didn’t the teacher teach you? If you don't know how to solve the problem, skip it and do the next one. If you can't catch the person, chase someone else.

10. You envy him for his awesomeness and social status, but you don’t know how many crimes he suffered behind the scenes to get to this status!

11. You cut your wrists without even cutting the capillaries. Do you want to shock the whole world and make you cry?

12. Don’t lag behind in spirit or lose your temperament

13. If a man wants to be stable, he must be gentle and a little ruthless

14. I am not a phone book. You don’t have as many connections as you want

15. Are you not qualified to be pretentious with me?

16. A betrayer should never expect to be forgiven.

17. A strong life needs no explanation!

18. Money treats me like dung, and I still treat money like dung! It’s all dung, who is afraid of whom?

19. What’s so great about having long hair that reaches your waist? If you can, you can have bangs that reach your waist

20. If you spurn me today, that only proves that you don’t have the ability to destroy me.

21. Don’t say never when we are together. Don’t say once after breaking up.

22. I am not a verbal abuser. I don’t wear a brand, and I won’t get paid. I am not your son-in-law.

23. Even if I am at the end of my rope, I will not look back for those dogs who betrayed me. .

24. Before you prepare to lie to me, please be prepared that I may never forgive you.

25. I am working hard now just to step on you in a few years. High heels, hair tied up, and exquisite makeup walking past the bitch.

26. If you don’t cherish me, I will leave, even if I like you very much.

27. Love at first sight is not about the love, but the face.

28. Don’t speak ill of me behind my back, maybe I will stand behind you

29. Who is sincere to me, who is hiding a knife in his smile, who will accompany me. For a long time, who will stab me in the back, my heart is like a mirror.

30. If you leave, don’t look back. If you are alive, don’t come to me.

31. If the relationship is not in place, all the chatting will be in vain.

32. I am not a lady, it’s still the same Someone loves you

33. If you can't keep something, throw it away as hard as you can

34. The standard of Bai Fumei: Idiot, worship wealth, love beauty, do it all.

35. If you want to break up with me, just say so. Use your parents not letting you play with me as a paralyzing excuse. Don’t think I’m so rare.

36. Those friendships that break up just because of a word are just bullshit friends.

37. Don’t talk nonsense with all your white teeth.

38. Don’t act like a basket case when I support you, and don’t catch up when I ignore you.

39. I can love you heart-to-heart, or I can just leave.

40. It is my pride to always love you. How can I show off if I lose you.