2022 Collection of Humorous Boxing Talks after Drinking (60 sentences)

2022 drunken humor boxing (I) 1. The hangover medicine my wife bought on her wedding day can only be kept for her son for 18 years.

2. Wine is the most polite thing in the world.

3. Middle-level cadres don't drink and have no information at all.

Ordinary people don't drink and are not happy at all.

5. Going out, the wine field is unbearable.

6. Wine is a pack of medicine. You can't sleep without it!

7. Make new friends, don't forget old friends, let's have a drink together.

8. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who drinks today is afraid of who.

9. I advise you to drink more, there is no reason to go out.

10. After drinking, don't talk nonsense! Don't cry or make trouble! Don't think that the universe is yours! Make random phone calls, don't send random wechat! Can do the above! Drink a hammer of wine! Wave money!

1 1. Six sixes. Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

12. If you get drunk again, it's a pity that your wife and children are separated.

13. Bold words and strong spirits.

14. Half awake and half drunk, meet again in the dream.

15. Too sentimental to drink.

16. If you don't drink, you will get nothing. It's really contradictory to let go of a bunch of friends when drinking.

17. Drinking too little for a long time makes it difficult to find talents. Take the lead in drinking and lead in the future.

18. Market economy competition, have a glass of wine quickly.

19. From now on, throw away the wine.

20. One, two, two, gargle, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two are still yelling.

2022 drunken humor boxing (part 2) 2 1. I was never the name you shouted when you were drunk. I was just the woman who stood at the forefront of the years and grew up with you.

22. It's good to get drunk and throw up, and it's good to cry when love is hurt. That's all nonsense.

I don't like drinking with people who can't drink, because you never know what he will look like when he is drunk and what he will look like when he wakes up.

24. Pretend to be indifferent and use alcohol paralysis to make yourself look numb.

25. It is a waste for men to travel around the world without drinking.

26. I've had a stomachache for a long time, so drinking some wine will stop it.

27. The commodity economy is in great circulation. After two drinks, it will be open and refreshed.

Don't drink too much in the morning. How many tables are left tonight? Don't get drunk when drinking at noon, and the department will have a meeting in the afternoon; You can't drink at night, lest your wife look everywhere.

29. How about two bites?

30. If I don't drink, I won't drink China's good wine.

3 1. Fighting together and drinking together are all brothers.

32. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who drinks today is afraid of who.

33. Emotional iron is not iron, iron, then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are not deep, you are not afraid of dribs and drabs.

34. People who are not good at drinking mostly drink to vent, while I, a good drinker, give up drinking to bury something deep in my heart.

35. Two or three performances a day, with four or five meals. Wine fields are like battlefields. Give your stomach to the party.

36. Life is rare and you will get drunk. If you want to drink, you must be drunk!

37. If you are drunk, the first person you think of will be the one you love most.

38. Bold words and spirits are heroic. Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of thought. No words, dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.

39. You can get around without drinking. How can people not drink too much when they are floating in rivers and lakes?

40. Intentionally, everyone is tired, unintentionally, life is drunk every day. When the iceberg melts, you sleep well!

2022 drunken humor boxing (part 3) 4 1. If you don't get drunk, you can't solve the sadness of missing Cui Hua.

42. In life, drinking is everywhere.

43. All anti-wine factions are tigresses!

44. The key is the right atmosphere.

45. Miss, please give me two pots of wine.

46. Drink the east wind and relax.

47. A person drinking is lonely, while a group of people drinking is lonely for fun. Five or six glasses of beer, thinking that a person is drunk. Let's drink to the loneliness at dawn.

48. As long as you and I have a good relationship, we can drink as much as we can.

49. I drank very well. I feel like a dog and want to spit bubbles at you.

50. You're not drunk and I'm not drunk, so who's going to sleep?

5 1. Leading cadres don't drink and have no friends.

52. Drink nine doses at a time and concentrate on training.

53. I didn't know I had been drinking boiled water until one day I vomited and my friend gargled with mineral water.

I want to give up drinking, but what I hate most in my life is wasting alcohol.

55. You are the wine and I am the luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you with me all my life, and I will never regret being drunk all my life!

56. You buy wine, I buy wine, and cry together after drinking.

57. Holding a bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!

As long as you are in good spirits, drinking is like drinking water.

59. How can people not drink when they are wandering around the Jianghu?

60. It's nonsense to say that drinking is to completely indulge once, but it's just an excuse for me to cry.