A poorly performed funny sentence

The funny sentences about poor performance are as follows:

1, half a month has passed, and there is still no performance. I didn't work hard enough for half a month and wasted half a month!

2, the company's performance is not up to standard, and I feel that I have not paid enough.

3, Su Daqiang: I don't eat, I don't drink, I want performance! I don't want baby Cai Genhua, I just want the list! I have no face to live without a list!

4. There is no money to earn, and all the money is earned by capitalists.

Recently, business is light, customers are scarce, the door is deserted, business is bleak and life is hard.

6. She said that she didn't finish the performance, her leg was broken by the leader, and the insurance company paid for it.

7, this week's performance, everyone is happy, professional marketing, dicing management.

8. At the end of the month, the performance was rushed. Brother another day, uncle next time, brother is free, and so on. Where are you? Qian Shan is always in love, so let's date.

9. Old and new people join hands to create new achievements and have a big party on Christmas Eve.

10, for next month's salary, in the last few days of the end of the month, the performance was rushed.