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Talking about Singles' Day (How to send a circle of friends on Singles' Day)

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How to send a circle of friends on Singles Day? 11.11Say a word in the circle of happy friends on Singles' Day.

Singles' Day is coming. Is everyone ready for a holiday? I collected a wave of talk about Singles Day, I hope you like it.

1. The pigeons in Guanguan, in Hezhou, are familiar with the Book of Songs, just to pick up girls. Learn Chinese to write love letters. Learn math and make an appointment. Learn English and pick up girls. The rhetoric is still there, but I'm still single. Well, I wish you all a happy Singles Day!

As for Singles' Day, only cigarettes and spirits accompany me.

3. It's Singles Day again, and I'm not very talkative. I only wish you today every year, and today every year.

4. If Men's Day is 8.3 and Women's Day is 3.8, then their sum is11.1... and the subtraction is 4.5, so ... Singles Day and Tomb-Sweeping Day were born. ...

6. I can only entrust my happiness to my left hand on Singles Day this year!

7. Find friends, find boyfriends, salute and shake hands, and then leave after Singles Day.

8. Is the person who accompanied you on Singles Day last year still here this year?

Single dog is such a lovely creature, don't abuse it.

10. The bachelor is bitter, and the bachelor is bitter. It has been 25 years, and no one can make up for the broken clothes; Bachelor music, bachelor music, a person is full, the whole family is not hungry.

1 1. I hate November most because it has Singles Day.

12. Singles Day has been celebrated every day since I like you.

13. It's been more than ten years since Singles Day. Do you still care about this year?

14. Handsome people are celebrating Singles Day, while ugly people are showing their love.

15. No one will come and give me a hug today.

16. Candy will be given on Halloween, so who will give me an appointment on Singles Day?

17. It's Singles Day again. At this time, friends are comforting, fighting for beer, and relatives and parents are busy matchmaking. On behalf of the "leftover dynasty", I wish all the "leftover fighters", "inevitable guests", "Buddha left in battle" and "Qi Tian Da Zuo"

Happy Singles Day, take off your clothes as soon as possible! Don't be afraid to leave the room empty this year, and you will have a full house of children and grandchildren in the future-I support you!

18. On Singles Day, I was accompanied by two people: Master Kong and Teacher Cang.

19. Singles Day is just a carnival for one person.

20. If I take off Singles Day, I will drink 50 bottles of essential balm.

2 1. The best gift for Singles Day is to meet you.

Further reading: single dog's self-deprecating jokes 1 1 Singles Day single dog's humorous jokes and classic quotations.