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A classic with personality tells us that the Tang Priest, no matter how powerful, is only a monkey-playing. ...

First, hold your hand and drag the child away. If the child doesn't leave, stun and drag it away! ! Women conquered men with stockings, and men conquered banks with stockings!

Second, whether all the efforts are worth it, whether only unspeakable pain is left, whether everything is doomed to be a mirage, and the vanity of the moon in the mirror, why should you be stubborn? Because of you, I have experienced more love and hate; Because of you, tears flow too much; Sadness has become a habit because of you. Do I owe you a debt because of my previous life, and I have to pay it back with the pain of this life?

Third, I ended my youth, and I was angry why I didn't go with you. I am infatuated with Xiao Lang, only waiting for someone thinner than Huanghua. The past is vivid. Looking back at that fork in the road, whose hand are you holding? Just sigh how many dreams are ups and downs in the world of mortals.

Fourth, the biggest difficulty for people is to know themselves, and the easiest thing is to know themselves. Many times, we don't recognize ourselves, just because we put ourselves in the wrong position and give ourselves an illusion. Therefore, I am not afraid of the bumpy road ahead, and I am afraid that I will go in the wrong direction from the beginning.

Fifth, recreate the memories of youth, and I will never forget the road we walked hand in hand! There is a feeling, no longer strong, but always there.

6. Spending money is as simple as shit, and making money is as difficult as eating shit.

Seven, some people are destined to wait for others, and some people are destined to be waited.

Eight, pure white memory has your happiest time.

Nine, a moment of truth, can not be said to be false. Love is eternal, not just a moment.

Ten, there are so many places around a person, and you can only give so much. In this small circle, some people want to come in and have to leave.

Eleven, you are cruel enough. My dream is completely broken. The waning moon's heart tells me that I felt sorry for you for the last time, fantasized about the way you smiled at me for the last time, and held out my hand for the last time, still holding your shadow in my dream. Reach out your hand gently, your shadow is still there, but at the moment when you are close to you, you disappear into the other side of the world in a blink of an eye. In fact, it is not that you are really far away, but that in your eyes, I have always been dust that never existed.

Twelve, missing gradually lost its strength with time, and love also lost its original light.

Thirteen, I always rise with the sun and the moon sets, staring at the sadness of homelessness.

Fourteen, if betrayal is a kind of courage, then it takes more courage to accept betrayal. The former only needs to be brave enough, or it may just be impulsive, while the latter tests tolerance, not as simple as impulsive, but only takes time.

15. No matter how strong a person is, there must be weaknesses in his heart, which will be broken at the touch and hurt at the touch. Life is like a mirror. If you frown at it, it will frown at you. When you smile at it, it will smile back at you! Life is like a copper coin, everyone can use it at will, but a copper coin can only be used once. Life is like playing cards. If you get a good card, you may not win. It depends on how others play.

Sixteen, the air soaked by rain, tired and sad, the fairy tale in memory has slowly melted.

17. I have been hit by accidental encounters, as if love is a gamble that never looks back. But slowly found that the more love, the more tired. In the end, what you lack is always a hug. I used to think that as long as I worked hard, I would be sincere to others. But slowly I finally found that the more I do, the more mistakes I make. Life is to make us cherish ourselves more and more. Because growing up means knowing how to give.

Eighteen, don't say how much you are afraid of losing, don't say how much you hate separation.

Nineteen, some people are men themselves, some people like to pretend to be men when they have nothing to do, and some people have to be men.

When you get married, you must let me be your maid of honor. Because I want to walk into the church with you.

Twenty-one, when everything is only once, you can't get out under the pull of memories.

22. Don't take risks forever. Forever is just a moment.

Twenty-three, feelings are sometimes a person's business, and it has nothing to do with anyone. Love or not, you can only end it yourself.

Crying doesn't mean I give in, taking a step back doesn't mean I give up, and letting go doesn't mean I give up. Just because I smile doesn't mean I am happy. Slowly banish me to loneliness. Close your eyes and feel what heartache is with tears.

Twenty-five, time passed safely, I don't mind your indifference, but you broke my heart with your silent neglect. Standing at the window, watching your fading back go downstairs, the love fire in your heart was suddenly extinguished by a cold rain. You are just a gust of wind, and now it is only a short stay. You are not mine, and I can't be yours. If there is a difference in the future, it may be forever.

Twenty-six, you are snot, I am phlegm. , lingering to the throat.

Twenty-seven, the Tang Priest, no matter how powerful, is just a monkey trick.

Superman always flies in briefs because triangles are very stable.

Classic Quotations: No matter how painful it is to break up, it is just a memory.

Introduction: Love is sometimes like this. The more you know, the deeper you get hurt. And the deeper you are hurt, the more you will know. In the end, you will find that the person who can really accompany you to your old age is the one who doesn't need you to know anything. Let you live mercilessly, is the best person.

1, love is a strange thing, always flickering and deep, growing in each other's hearts. The most familiar things are most likely to have strangeness. People close at hand are the hardest to understand. From a psychological point of view, the longer two people get along, the less interested they are in getting to know each other. So there is a blind spot of love. The farthest person in the world may be the closest person to you.

2, love a person, you have to understand and understand; An apology is also a thank you; Be considerate and considerate; Is to accept rather than endure; Is to support rather than dominate; It is tolerance rather than connivance; It is sympathy rather than questioning; Is to pour out rather than blame; Is unforgettable, not forgotten. ...

3, you will eventually understand, who is hypocritical, who really loves you, who will be desperate for you. The love you want and the happiness you want are just holding hands and looking at each other every day; Just the joy of passing day by day; Just a simple greeting day by day; Just warm concern when getting along; It was also on that day that we entered the beautiful moment of marriage.

Missing is only a moment, but missing is a lifetime. The truth will hurt us for a while, and lies will hurt us for a lifetime. There is a kind of love that you love deeply but can't say, and there is a kind of love that you want to give up but can't. Slowly, you realize the taste of your love. Many things didn't feel bitter at the time, but you can see them clearly afterwards. It's funny that many things haven't been experienced, but it's funny when they have.

I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm getting deeper. Hate is missing, smile and disappear. A person's happiest moment is to find the right person, the one who dotes on you, indulges your habits and loves everything about you. True compassion, without any constraints, is not only concerned, but also can lead the other side to bravely accept various experiences, let the other side fall, learn to be responsible for themselves and find their own way out.

6. Two people are together because of love, kindness and affection. So, don't always cling to love. Think about what you have left after the love. Accompanied by the last, is a lover, but also brothers and relatives.

7. Even in love, don't care too much about a person, because you may be nothing in that person's heart. God didn't give it to me, no matter how tight our fingers are, they still leak; For me, no matter how much I miss the past, I will have it.

8. No matter how good others are, they are others. No matter how miserable you are, you are yourself, your unique self. As long as you try to be yourself, life is enough. Beauty is always so short that we can't feel it. Like a person, lose it, just like losing a beloved item. Although you have regrets, your heart won't hurt too much. But if you love someone, if you lose it, you will leave a wound, which will always hurt.

9, you don't get caught up in the plot, love this kind of thing, can't be carefully scrutinized, once scrutinized, it will be riddled with holes. Love, the most feared thing here is repetition. Even if you are in love, you should break up when it is time to break up, at least you can leave some sweet thoughts. If you break up again and again, the once beautiful feelings will be disgusting.

10, what is love? Love is the heartache when two people meet because of fate. It is yet I feel the harmonious heart-beat of the Sacred Unicorn. Love is a word, seemingly simple, but actually difficult. Two people meet, know each other, know each other, love each other, stay together until they are white-haired and grow old together. Love comes like a gorgeous flower and leaves like a flower. If there is someone around you who will accompany you through thick and thin, please cherish it.

1 1, a person who can take responsibility, share joys and sorrows, and keep loneliness is a lifelong lover. The hardest thing in the world is love, the hardest thing in the world is ruthlessness, the hardest thing to repay is human feelings, the hardest thing to break is feelings, the hardest thing in the world is friendship, the hardest thing in the world is affection, the hardest thing to find in the world is true feelings, the hardest thing to guess in the world is mood, and the hardest thing to repay in the world is kindness.

12. In love, there are no rules, no winning or losing, no right or wrong, no hero, no wise man and no genius ... In a long-term love, there will be two "fools" holding each other's hands and spending their lives foolishly.

No matter how disappointed you are with the opposite sex, you have no reason to be disappointed with love. Because love itself is hope, and it is always the hope of life. Love is your own quality, your own soul, your own situation and has nothing to do with others. Love is not a noun, but a verb, an eternal verb, endless.

14, no matter how terrible the reality is, you must stubbornly believe that this is only a temporary darkness before dawn. We have such a misunderstanding about love, yes, it is a misunderstanding. We believe that if we fall in love with someone, we should give love without asking for anything, even if we have to suffer a lot for it. All public opinion tells us that this is loyalty and this is virtue.

15, don't expect too much from life, life will be full of surprises. In the emotional world, there is no winning or losing. What wins is emotion, and what loses is emotion. Not all love needs a beginning, but a result. Love is simple and pure, without any material or interest relationship. Love is worship, love is sincere dedication and responsibility. Love never has a probation period. Love is love, not a bet, but going all out in every game. ...

16, some people's love is single-threaded, and one will rush to cut off the other. Other people's love is multi-threaded, and they can start many loves at the same time. So, don't think that someone's deep affection for you is true love. After what he did to you, he may do to others.

17, falling in love with someone is not terrible, I am afraid of losing control; Breaking up is not terrible, but I am afraid I still can't let go; Loneliness is not terrible, but it will always be lonely; Being sick is not terrible, but I am afraid that I can't afford to get sick; Unemployment is not terrible, I am afraid that I will never find a job; No money is not terrible. I'm afraid I'll have to wait for someone to help me. Losing is not terrible, what is terrible is a crushing defeat; It's not terrible to be wrong. What's terrible is to be afraid of making mistakes again.

18. No matter how strong love is, it can't stand the erosion of busyness. You are so busy that you forget to care. You are too busy to know what to do. However, love can't wait until you have time to pick it up. It disappears when you are busy.

19, love is softer than anyone. In the face of this item, other conditions are destined to be subsidiary parts. Sincere feelings can flourish only in soft places. If you meet someone, every argument is always softer than yours. So, this is the person who loves you.

20, love does not need to be too cautious. Fate, let it come and let it go. Many times, we always hope to get the good of others. I will be grateful at first, but it will become a habit after a long time. If I am used to a person being kind to you, I will take it for granted. One day, others will treat you badly, and you will have resentment. In fact, it is not that others are bad, but that our initial requirements have changed, and we are always used to getting it, but we forget to be grateful.

2 1, you don't need to explain your feelings to others, because others will never understand your feelings. Sad pain does not need to be shared with others, because no one can feel your scars. Only those who really love each other can understand what it's like to live and die together. So, you don't need to tell everyone, just share it with your lover. Some words, only those who love you will understand.

22. In fact, understanding is really not a matter of skill or emotional intelligence, but a matter of will. If there is true love, she will be willing to listen to each other, accompany each other, and naturally understand everything she wants. So, when you want to understand a person, you can understand. The key is whether you are in my heart or not. Sometimes it is not understood, just because the heart is gradually moving away.

23. Whether to get back together is not to see whether you still love him, but whether he still loves you. Even if there are thousands of feelings in my heart, I want to get back together. But the other person is already a stranger, and even treats you as a stranger. What's the point? Compounding is never a question of method, but whether it is necessary or not. Giving yourself a chance to live is actually waving goodbye.

24. If life were like the first time, many things would not happen. Unfortunately, everyone is constantly changing. Some people are advancing at high speed, others are taking a fork in the road. You think you're standing still, but in fact you're just going backwards. So sometimes, the change of feelings is not that people have changed, but that people have changed. If you don't want to be apart, you have to change together. Cohabitation means that you become me and I become you.

25, falling in love, some people are lucky, some people are unlucky. But anyway, don't be afraid to wait. Waiting is better than loving the wrong person. We always love the wrong person, but as long as we learn to leave, learn to wait and stick to everything we insist on. Whenever, you will find the right person. Because all my life, I only need one person, and it makes no difference in the morning and evening. The longer you wait, the happier you will be.

26. They are all in love. Why do some people live forever, while others are doomed to break up? The point is not the concentration of love, nor the quality of life. It is important for two people to fall in love on the same channel. You want a plain life, but he pursues luxury and wealth. Life goals are different, and you have to leave sooner or later. Therefore, the premise of growing old together is that you have to live the same life.

27. I like being alone and don't like breaking up. It is the most shameless to tread two boats in the name of love. The so-called love of this and that is nothing more than wanting everything. But the focus of love is never getting, but giving up. Giving up everything else for one person is true love. So whether a person loves you or not lies not in what he wants you, but in what he gave up for you.

28. When two people fall in love, quarreling is always inevitable, and it is common to get angry with each other. You can quarrel at the end of the bed or calm down for a few days. But the worst way is cold violence. Two people living together, but ignoring each other, is more serious than quarreling. Quarrel is only the adjustment of life, and cold violence is the real harm to feelings.

29, some people know you, but don't want to marry you, what's the use? Some people support you, but they don't want to support you for life. What's the use? Some people love you, but they also love others. What's the use? These things are all appearances. People who really want to be with you have no rules at all. They just silently gave up everyone and prepared a home for you, just waiting for you to move in. To love you is to treat you as the only one and want nothing more.

30. Sometimes the person you love deeply doesn't love you so much. Not enough, but not worth doing. Bitch's heart can't be covered. When you understand the true meaning of love and marriage, even for a moment, you can find the final destination. There is nothing wrong with flash marriage. I thought about it for half my life and made a decision instantly.

3 1, the most feared word in life is "can't let go". Others hurt you deeply, but you can't let go, and you become a bitch. Others leave you, but you can't let go, and it becomes unrequited love. In fact, love is not good or bad, getting along is an experience. If you can be together, stay. If you can't be together, let it go. No one can put it down easily, just give yourself a slap in the face when you think of it once. If it hurts, it will naturally be put down.

32. All feelings should have an ending. Break up or get married. Only some endings are good and some endings are bad. Why did you break up? Because it is easy to break up, it is more difficult to be together for a lifetime, and it is easier to break up than to lack a little courage. Love is like this. The hardest thing is not to love, but to be able to resist breaking up when encountering difficulties.

33. If someone loses you, it is not a pity, then his heart has already left you. Love is actually, afraid of losing each other. This fear makes us abide by the rules of life, love each other and dare not do anything wrong to each other. If someone is not afraid to leave you, then this relationship becomes unrequited love. Why should I spoil you? I spoil you only because I'm afraid of losing it.

34. Most vows in this world are actually just expressions. Most of this world is eternal and never promises. Commitment is just a psychological placebo. What makes you believe is not your ears, nor your partner's acting skills, but your deep love for his heart. There's nothing to be upset about. If you are willing to gamble, you must admit defeat. You should know from the beginning that it is foolish to love someone.

35. This kind of thing, love, can only be resigned. Who I fell in love with at the beginning was my own vision and had nothing to do with anyone. Even if love is wrong, love is partial, and love is regrettable. In the end, only I broke up sadly. If you want others to sympathize with you, they are actually laughing at you. Why don't you go away alone, heal the injury and come back? No matter how painful it is to break up, it is just a memory.

36. Don't treat ambiguity as love. Some people just flirt with you, even just want to have sex, and have no intention of loving you at all. Don't treat love as ambiguous. Since you love someone, you should devote yourself to love, and never have one build and one build. A lot of things are like this. You want to be serious, but everyone you meet is unreliable. You can't be serious when you meet someone reliable. Reliability means that everyone loves seriously.

37. Some people are warriors of love. When they are in love, they always take the lead and never consider the consequences. So these people always die the worst. But the best thing in feelings is that you will hurt, you will cry, you will die, but there is always a breath. As long as this tone exists, there will be a day to turn over a new leaf. The warrior of love is also the warrior of breaking up. I cried, I was hurt, and I started over.

38. Love and being together are two completely different things. How easy it is to fall in love, as long as you look at the right eyes and feel it, you can fall in love in minutes. But together? What is important is tolerance, mutual care and mutual understanding. Falling in love is easier than being together. You find someone who loves you for a while. Finding someone who is willing to protect you is life. So being together is not just about falling in love. Being together is the habit of love.

39. Sometimes, if you choose a person all your life, you will always give up halfway. The person you are determined with one heart is actually the most half-hearted. Therefore, love or marriage is really not your choice. Everyone's self-choice is often unreliable. The lover who can really accompany you for a lifetime is reserved. I live unconsciously. Life is over.

40. Love is like this sometimes. The more you know, the deeper you get hurt. And the deeper you are hurt, the more you will know. In the end, you will find that the person who can really accompany you to your old age is the one who doesn't need you to know anything. Let you live mercilessly, is the best person.

Editor's note: Love is a strange thing, always flickering and deep, growing in each other's hearts. The most familiar things are most likely to have strangeness. People close at hand are the hardest to understand. From a psychological point of view, the longer two people get along, the less interested they are in getting to know each other. So there is a blind spot of love. The farthest person in the world may be the closest person to you.

If you are in a bad mood, talk about lovelorn love: once you swore an eternal love, no matter how beautiful it is, it is just a lie.

Not all efforts have paid off, but I don't want to be one of those few accidents!

I wish I were a boy again, because an injured knee is always easier to repair than a broken heart.

I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice.

If you happen to like me when I have a crush on you. How nice.

When a person cannot see the future, he will live with memories.

How far is the day when you care more about you than I do?

Meticulous youth diluted our memories of each other.

Once vows of eternal love, no matter how beautiful it is, it is just a lie.

Spring rain knows the season, summer rain often thunders and autumn rain harvests, and winter rain freezes.

People suffer because they pursue the wrong things and make simple things complicated and serious.

In this world, someone will always give you a pack of arsenic, and you will swallow it as honey.

Living is your courage, and dying is your destiny, but I doubt if you are half dead.

Stop your footsteps, stop outside my world. Just watch and stay out of it.

The loneliest person should be the one forgotten in memory.

I can't find a reason to continue, but I can't let it go.

Heart death may really be just a sentence, a few words.

Everyone who knows love will meet someone who doesn't.

I prefer to believe that it is unforgettable, engraved in my heart and buried in my heart.

No wonder some people say that they would rather kill and set fire than offend women. Killing and setting fire is just a bullet. If you offend a woman, you might as well die.

From now on, I will still remember you and think of you, but I won't miss you any more.

A smile soaked in tears is the most beautiful, and success that has experienced setbacks is the most precious.

Funny, looking at the information you wrote, since I feel like crying.

Just breathe like a child, but I can't find the oxygen that suits me.

Being close to you and being far away from you are all wrong? It hurts to face you and turn your back on you.

Many times, what we can't let go of is actually not each other, but those lost memories.

It turns out that the world of love is very big, and the big one can hold grievances. It turns out that the world of love is very small, so small that it is suffocating.

Trying to keep yourself busy seems to make you feel better.

Sometimes hating men is a good person. Never give up hurting a woman's heart.

The first person to apologize is not necessarily that she is wrong, but that she has learned to understand.

I think the best way to refuse loneliness is to keep walking from a strange city to another city.

I am not heartless. In fact, I have been black and blue for a long time, but I just don't want to say more.

I said I don't love you and I don't miss you. I can fool myself, but I can't fool my heart.

Is it that when the world ends, you won't look back at me?

Love is meaningless. Sometimes I am happy, sometimes I am sad. You and I can't see through it.

Counting how many tears I have shed for you means how many lies I have told my heart.

The simple thing is that I miss you, but the difficult thing is that we can't be together.

What one person thinks is unforgettable, others have long forgotten it.

The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

Let's talk about the classic: maturity is only good at hiding, and vicissitudes are only tears and injuries.

1, it's only a short life, so why stick to it? If you can't stick to it, just change the environment. There is a bed, a bowl of rice, a glass of water and a pot of tea everywhere.

2, maturity is only good at hiding, vicissitudes are just no tears and injuries.

I used to sleep because I slept too much, but now I can't sleep because I think too much.

The world is crowded, and there will be no more unexpected encounters.

5, growth is to accept, those unsatisfactory things, but also accept all bad things.

6. Don't wander under the tree, don't meditate in the rain, and don't cry in the dark. Look ahead, don't look back, as long as you dare to face it and raise your head, you will find that the haze at this moment is just a short rainy season. Looking ahead, there is still a bright day, and people will not feel confused. -Shakespeare's The Tempest

7. What glides gently is the trace of years. We just look back suddenly, twirling flowers, smiling and sighing that the years are still quiet. It is this time that I have experienced everything and a lot, and finally maintained a childlike heart, still indifferent, warm and so good.

8. Some people have something to do. If they can't see clearly, they will be entangled. If they see it clearly, they will be heartbroken. Life is like a grain of dust. On the surface, it is dominated by itself, but in fact it is dominated by heaven and earth and human nature.

9. I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm getting deeper. Hate is missing, smile and disappear.

10, someone reaches out a hand to wipe your tears when you fail, which is better than countless people reaching out and applauding you when you succeed.