I'm afraid of cold, whether it's the weather or people's heart. Tell me something funny about cold.

1. I once threatened at a high temperature of 38 degrees that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog. Until today, I was frozen into a dog, because I was too young to understand that beautiful promise.

2. The weather is very cold. Whenever I lie in bed and don't want to get up, I think of Teacher Cang's teaching: Don't lie in bed unless you can make money in bed.

Third, there is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

Fourth, it's so cold that you can even fart and dry your hands.

5. I don't reply to your message. I am not cold, but my hands are cold.

6. The person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on this day is definitely my true love!

Seven, it's cold, don't send me information about adding clothes. If you really love me, please put the money into my Alipay before you can add clothes.

Eight, cold is a word, I only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

Nine, others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for freezing into dogs.

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

Eleven, the most rogue in winter, always like to freeze my hands and feet.

The coldest is not winter, but winter festivals.

Thirteen, there is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a kind of cold that forgets to wear long pants.

There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

It's cold, put on more clothes. If you are ill, I will feel distressed. -Give it to someone I care about.

16. I hope that when it is cold, someone will be ashamed to warm your hand. May a bright person live in your heart.

Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold. Be careful not to catch a cold and take care of yourself, because no one will feel sick.

Eighteen, I want to streaking in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

Twenty, it's cold, and the place I want to go most is your arms except the bed.

The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

Be good to yourself, if no one holds your hand this winter.

Twenty-three, lonely men and few women, girls say that cold is actually hooliganism.

Twenty-four, the weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it's so cold that I'm going crazy.

Twenty-six, it's cold, with someone to hug and no one to add clothes.

Twenty-seven, two or three years in a flash, and winter in a hurry.

I'm afraid of cold, whether it's the weather or people's heart.

Twenty-nine, I want to streaking in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

1. I once threatened at a high temperature of 38 degrees that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog. Until today, I was frozen into a dog, because I was too young to understand that beautiful promise.

There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

It's so cold that even farting can be used to dry hands.

I'm not cold without returning your message, but my hands are cold. .

Don't send me information about adding clothes when it is cold. If you really love me, please put the money into my Alipay before you can add clothes.

6. Cold is just a word. I will only say it once. I know you will use snot instead.

7. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for freezing into dogs.

8. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

9. There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

10. If you want to run naked in summer, how many clothes you wear in winter is like streaking.

1 1. The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

12. When you are alone, it is actually a hooligan behavior for a girl to say that she is cold.

13. I'm afraid of cold, whether it's the weather or people's hearts.