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Make friends with Chinese cabbage _ 1500 words

(fairy tale)

Chinese cabbage, which used to be planted only in autumn, can now be planted in spring with the progress of science and technology. It turns out that people can only eat fresh Chinese cabbage in autumn and winter; Now at the turn of spring and summer, you can also eat fresh Chinese cabbage.

There is a piece of Chinese cabbage that thrives against the warm spring breeze under the nourishment of sunshine and rain and the careful management of vegetable farmers. Among them, there is a beautiful Chinese cabbage, which stands out in the cabbage field. Really handsome and cool, can't compare! He was tired of being with Chinese cabbage all day. He really wants to make some close friends and chat. I entrusted Miss Feng Chun to spread this wish all over the country.

One day, it was sunny and breezy. Chinese cabbage enjoys the warm sunshine, closes his eyes and falls asleep. Here comes a ladybug. He landed on the Chinese cabbage and found it asleep. He crawled slowly on the Chinese cabbage, as if tickling it.

Chinese cabbage woke up with a smile. He glanced at the ladybug and asked angrily, "What are you doing here? ! "

The ladybug replied, "Come and make friends with you."

Chinese cabbage said, "What can you do for * *?"

The ladybug replied, "Besides talking to you, it can drive away aphids from you."

Chinese cabbage ignored the ladybug and said impatiently, "You are only half the size of a soybean, and your voice is so small. I don't have aphids on me now. Even if there are aphids, I doubt your ability. Go ahead, I don't need a friend like you. "

The ladybug said with a smile, "When you need me, let Miss Feng Chun tell me that I will definitely come." Say that finish and fly away.

Chinese cabbage snorted: "Do I need your help to open cabbage?" What a joke! "Say that finish, Chinese cabbage went to bed again.

Chinese cabbage, who is dreaming a beautiful dream, feels that the soil under his feet seems to be moving. He opened his sleepy eyes and said impatiently, "Who woke my dream? What are you doing here? " ? "

The earthworm replied, "I am an earthworm." I'm here to make friends with you. "

Chinese cabbage looked intently and saw a guy with no hands, feet and head, wriggling under his feet like a chicken intestine, and said grumpily, "What can you do?" ? "

The earthworm replied, "I will talk to you, help you loosen the soil and make you grow more luxuriantly."

Chinese cabbage carefully looked at the earthworm and felt a little sick. It seemed to throw up, so it waved and said, "I want to throw up when I see you." Please go! "

Knowing that it was ugly, the earthworm went into the ground to loosen the soil.

Chinese cabbage continued to sleep, just fell asleep.

A sudden chirp woke Chinese cabbage. He opened his eyes lazily and saw that it was a small sparrow, skipping. Chinese cabbage was very unhappy and said, "alas, it turned out to be one of the four evils!" " "

The little sparrow was a little unhappy, but smiled and said, "I have turned over a new leaf a long time ago." I do have some minor shortcomings, but I still have more advantages than before. When I really don't eat, I occasionally eat some farmers' dishes and eat pests most of the time. I came here today to make friends with you and help you get rid of pests. I'm glad to see that there are no bugs on you. Ask Miss Feng Chun to give me a message when you need my help. "Sparrows speak quickly, but before Chinese cabbage can fully react, sparrows fluttered their wings and flew away.

Chinese cabbage saw the sparrow fly away and went back to sleep. After a while, it fell asleep sweetly.

A swallow "Li, Li ..." cried and flew to the side of Chinese cabbage to wake it up. Chinese cabbage glared at the swallow and said sarcastically, "What follows the wind will come when it is warm in spring and fly away when it is cold in autumn." Damn it! "

Swallow was not angry, and said with a smile, "I have to do this in order to survive." I eat worms, not food. There are no bugs in autumn, of course I want to fly to the south. I'm here to make friends with you, not to quarrel. When you need my help, ask Miss Feng Chun to take a message. "

No matter what the swallow says, Chinese cabbage plays dumb. Swallow shook his head, glanced at Chinese cabbage and flew to the field to catch insects.

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For several days in a row, Chinese cabbage didn't find any friends, and it was very annoying. Suddenly, a group of flowers flew around Chinese cabbage, claiming to make friends with Chinese cabbage. Chinese cabbage is very happy to see so many handsome guys and beautiful women. Clap this hand and say happily, "Welcome, warm welcome!" " "

Some of the beautiful women in the butterfly blew a kiss to the Chinese cabbage, some kissed it, some hugged it ... The butterfly was playing around the Chinese cabbage and flirting, and the Chinese cabbage was drunk.

For several days, every day, Chinese cabbage is very happy! But the danger is coming. When female butterflies kiss and hug Chinese cabbage, they lay many eggs on it. Chinese cabbage is so busy that I haven't found hundreds of eggs on me.

A few days later, Chinese cabbage was covered with insects, including cabbage caterpillar, cotton bollworm and caterpillar. It is eating Chinese cabbage with small skin and no hair. The aphid took advantage of the fire and climbed onto the Chinese cabbage to suck its blood. Chinese cabbage was dying. He asked Miss Feng Chun to find a friend to save herself. Miss Feng Chun soon spread the news. Soon, ladybugs, earthworms, sparrows and swallows all arrived. They do their job, ladybugs kill aphids, earthworms loosen the soil, and sparrows and swallows catch insects. After some efforts, the dying Chinese cabbage finally recovered. With tears in his eyes, Chinese cabbage punched his friend and said, "You won't thank me for my kindness when you see the truth in a crisis. You will see my actual actions in the future! " Everyone says it's right to help friends. The outspoken sparrow said, "Don't judge a book by its cover!" " Chinese cabbage smiled awkwardly and said, "That's it." Everyone smiled kindly, and Chinese cabbage blushed.