People say that I am a man with a story, and I answer that I have a story. Do you have any wine? The other party said: there must be! How should I reply, that is, appropriately and humorously?

1, a bottle of' 82 Lafite, come and listen to me.

Then you can exchange your wine for my story and let us get drunk.

3, I have a story, you have wine, let's eliminate the eternal sorrow!

4, then take it, just drinking wine and listening to my story.

5. My brother's story is a bit long. Please don't forget to bring more packs of tissues.

6. I'm afraid your wine can't numb my story.

7. It's right to have wine. If you encounter intimacy that can be eliminated, you can get drunk together.

8. My story hurts. Is your wine strong enough?

9. I'm afraid you have too little wine to bear my countless sorrows.

10, I'm afraid I can't hold it down, whether it's a satiated meal or a bitter story.

1 1, my story, your wine, why don't we leave?